Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Darwin18]

Serious question: Does anyone actually like Joe Buck? I can't stand him, his voice, or his broadcasting style and I've never met anyone else who does. All he does is bring a copy of the local newspaper, turn to the sports section, and repeat over and over again the leading story during the broadcast.

 

[Punity]

iono i cant stand him with aikman but on his own he doesnt bother me, now Ian Eagle he could get excited about the balls being swtiched out on the field.

 

[Accidic]

We loathe Joe Buck.

 

[finsfan]

Damn, hes back.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Something we all agree on!

That... and that the Pats are TMDTOTM.


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[bob1852]

Serious question: Does anyone actually like Joe Buck? I can't stand him, his voice, or his broadcasting style and I've never met anyone else who does. All he does is bring a copy of the local newspaper, turn to the sports section, and repeat over and over again the leading story during the broadcast.

I've never wanted to cock punch someone more than a few years ago when Joe ripped off his ol man's "and.......we'll see you tomorrow night!!!" line from Jack's great 1991 WS broadcasts. As if we didn't already know Joe was a gravytrainer, that confirmed it.

 

[BigDaddyBeard]

Now do you think with Denver and Seattle making it to the Bowl that the rest of the owners/players/coaches with file a suit against them using a new form of performance enhancing drug?


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[HoppyDaze]

thanks cat

Before you thank him too hard; that pub is in Sea-Tac airport. I doubt you'll stop there over Seattle International on your way to Hawaii lol.

 

[day_trippr]

Speaking of Joe "Thanks Dad!" Buck...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks funny stuff


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[day_trippr]

I agree - but as there's no doubt the whole thing was essentially scripted it took a tiny bit of the edge off my loathing.

But...that will pass. I'm positive within the first 10 minutes of The Big Game I'll be back to wishing someone would drop a compact tactical nuclear weapon on him...

Cheers!

 

[skidad75]

 

[user 574]

Before you thank him too hard; that pub is in Sea-Tac airport. I doubt you'll stop there over Seattle International on your way to Hawaii lol.

F*ckers, making me walk around aimlessly looking for a place that doesn't exist! I did reconnect with some girl from Vancouver I met last year with my 4 hr layover though. She's gonna meet me there so muahahaha.

(f*ckin with you but she did respond to an email I sent tonight)

 

[ChshreCat]

I got a friggen 3 hr layover Saturday in Seattle though. Not sure if that'll make me root for them or not come Sunday. Still indecisive.

Before you thank him too hard; that pub is in Sea-Tac airport. I doubt you'll stop there over Seattle International on your way to Hawaii lol.

Which Seattle airport would he layover at then?

 

[Darwin18]

I've never wanted to cock punch someone more than a few years ago when Joe ripped off his ol man's "and.......we'll see you tomorrow night!!!" line from Jack's great 1991 WS broadcasts. As if we didn't already know Joe was a gravytrainer, that confirmed it.

What's the over/under of Buck saying "Cold weather Superbowl" Sunday? 21.5? I'll take the over.

 

[bob1852]

What's the over/under of Buck saying "Cold weather Superbowl" Sunday? 21.5? I'll take the over.

I'm more interested on the the O/U for not how many times Manning says "Omaha" but how many times Buck references Manning saying "Omaha."

Oh, and I'm hoping for tails on the coin toss.

 

[ChshreCat]

http://profootballmock.com/pfm-extra-joe-buck-pizza-face-watch-now/

[ame]http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6c306bd2da/joe-buck-s-failed-super-bowl-promo[/ame]

 

[McBrewskie]

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What's funny is Crabtree had him beat to the corner, it was a bad throw.

 

[user 574]

Before you thank him too hard; that pub is in Sea-Tac airport. I doubt you'll stop there over Seattle International on your way to Hawaii lol.

Hoppy being Hoppy.

 

[day_trippr]

That Joe "I owe everything to Daddy" Buck video was linked here a day ago.
Twice is once too many. PKU.

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. That was a pass that should have never been thrown...

Cheers!

 

[McBrewskie]

Or was it a good play on Shermans part?
http://www.seahawks.com/videos-phot...-quarter/703f9d2a-2901-4fb2-a268-b6b471b501cb

It was a phenomenal play, but he was beat. Kaep blew the throw. Probably should have never thrown it considering Patton was wide open.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy being Hoppy.

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bless

 

[HoppyDaze]

Which Seattle airport would he layover at then?

What's the other airport for small planes?

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[Cape Brewing]

What's the other airport for small planes?

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Youreajackass Memorial Airfield?





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[Punity]

Youreajackass Memorial Airfield?





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I didnt know you traveled to Oregon so often Cape.

 

[ChshreCat]

So, I heard there's a game today.

 

[bob1852]

So, I heard there's a game today.

I hope Bubba doesn't choke on the back nine.

 

[liquiditynerd]

So, I heard there's a game today.

GOOOOOOOOOO HAWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's that Navy Blue White and Green!! It's Seattle It's Seattle, It's Seattle!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. Whatever...but anyways what happened out in Dubai?

 

[liquiditynerd]

12th Man 2013 Seahawks!

 

[ChshreCat]

Win or lose, this should be a great game.

 

[Beernik]

When did interviewing the President become an official part of Super Bowl pregame? I never watched it before 3 years ago and I think I've seen one each year.

 

[ChshreCat]

When did interviewing the President become an official part of Super Bowl pregame? I never watched it before 3 years ago and I think I've seen one each year.

I'm more surprised about the ****** they had interviewing him.

 

[day_trippr]

I'm more surprised about the ****** they had interviewing him.

Meh. It's FOX. They're all *****es...

Cheers!

[Go Broncos!]

 

[McBrewskie]

Hope the Seahawks fans suffer a brutal and heart breaking loss today.

 

[day_trippr]

12th Man 2013 Seahawks!

Ummm....What's he about to do with that finger??

Cheers!

 

[Beernik]

Go broncos!!!!

 

[BigSumpin]

Civic Pride = Mostly a bunch of noisy anxious sheep...

 

[Billy-Klubb]

12th Man 2013 Seahawks!

Samwise Gamgee & Rosie?