Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Where TF is Dataz??? Why isn't that bastard in this thread anymore??

I am seriously thinking about hitting Baltimore for the Pats Ravens game and need three free tickets... Preferably on the 50... Near the field.

Oh!!!! Dataz!!!! Let's go!! Chop chop! Let's make this happen!!

 

[bluemoose]

The way Baltimore is playing, they will be giving the tickets away to avoid a blackout. Should be an easy ticket to get.

 

[McBrewskie]

Just asked my black new Orleans born saints fan coworker if I called him a coonass what his thoughts would be. Ill report back.

Don't ask. Just do it and report back on his response.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The way Baltimore is playing, they will be giving the tickets away to avoid a blackout. Should be an easy ticket to get.

Even more reason Dataz should hop on this stat.

DATAZ!!!! TICKETS!!!!! (In my best "ma!! Meatloaf!!!" voice)

 

[Mindsculptor]

Call him the C word..

****?

 

[McBrewskie]

This dude is gonna curb stomp all you well to do pale ass white nerds up in Seattle tonight.

 

[Accidic]

Wait, what? I didn't realize a pejorative referring to French Canadian immigrants who had moved to Louisiana was "racist". I don't think Cajuns even take offense to the term.

They don't. In fact, many are proud of it. For a laugh, do a little searching for other slurs for Acadian that migrated south. In context of the of the original troll, it's irony is comical.

Just asked my black new Orleans born saints fan coworker if I called him a coonass what his thoughts would be. Ill report back.

Coonass is a slur for Cajun (and a commonly embraced one at that) so he'd probably just think you were categorically insane but I could be in err. There should be a higher likelihood that he'd be Creole than Cajun.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This is a been a great learning experience for all. A coonference of sorts.

 

[NateLTB]

This is a been a great learning experience for all. A coonference of sorts.

 

[Mindsculptor]

This is a been a great learning experience for all. A coonference of sorts.

Be careful with that. Coon on its own is a slur against blacks. I sincerely hope I don't have to explain why.

 

[McBrewskie]

Be careful with that. Coon on its own is a slur against blacks. I sincerely hope I don't have to explain why.

 

[HoppyDaze]

...and Captain Obvious makes an appearance.

 

[MrNickVT]

Be careful with that. Coon on its own is a slur against blacks. I sincerely hope I don't have to explain why.

...

 

[ChshreCat]

So, is everyone enjoying this amazing Monday Night Football performance being put up by the #1 team in the National Football League?

 

[NateLTB]

So, is everyone enjoying this amazing Monday Night Football performance being put up by the #1 team in the National Football League?

Yes. Go Hawks!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did Gruden just say he might pull Brees out at the beginning of the 4th quarter? What a boob. No heart.

 

[McBrewskie]

So, is everyone enjoying this amazing Monday Night Football performance being put up by the #1 team in the National Football League?

Hawks are good no doubt. New Orleans is softer than one of my dog's ****s though. Still I can't see anyone beating Seattle in Seattle. No offense can function in that noise.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I haven't seen a dominating permanent like that in a coons age

 

[McBrewskie]

I haven't seen a dominating permanent like that in a coons age

Actually coon's age is not a racial reference. In the 1800s people believed that raccoons lived very long lives.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Actually coon's age is not a racial reference. In the 1800s people believed that raccoons lived very long lives.

Oh really?

 

[day_trippr]

Not sure which of you two I'd be sure to leave off my Christmas Party list

Anyway...football game? Is that was that was?
Was everyone too busy lining up the Guinness Record folks to tell the Saints what time the game started?

For entertainment, only a Seattle fan could have enjoyed that loud mess.

But as background noise, with the volume turned nearly off, it was ok.
Let me get a few extra billable hours on the books.
New keezer? Paid. Thanks, NFL!

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not sure which of you two I'd be sure to leave off my Christmas Party list Anyway...football game? Is that was that was? Was everyone too busy lining up the Guinness Record folks to tell the Saints what time the game started? For entertainment, only a Seattle fan could have enjoyed that loud mess. But as background noise, with the volume turned nearly off, it was ok. Let me get a few extra billable hours on the books. New keezer? Paid. Thanks, NFL! Cheers!

Hey man, I billed three hours myself while watching that.

 

[ChshreCat]

So, how many teams clinched the playoffs this week?

 

[ChshreCat]

Bank shot.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So, how many teams clinched the playoffs this week?

Only the Seahawks I think. RW MVP

 

[ChshreCat]

Best moment of the game...

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/AA...p4?versionId=QpUU5mEj8TIuB3Ngk.4qmkVbXaOAIKhi

It's important to keep your balls properly stretched.

 

[Mongrel]

Best moment of the game...

https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/AA...p4?versionId=QpUU5mEj8TIuB3Ngk.4qmkVbXaOAIKhi

It's important to keep your balls properly stretched.

That might have been the best moment of any game, ever.

 

[ChshreCat]

Only the Seahawks I think. RW MVP

Only the Seahawks? Are you positive? Surely some of the other 11 win teams must of clinched the playoffs too!

 

[Punity]

Just got back to the hotel room. Cant hear and cant talk without feeling like I swalloed a scouring pad. Great game. Nice to see saints fans leaving at halftime. Guess ill book my New York ticket now.

 

[the_bird]

Only the Seahawks? Are you positive? Surely some of the other 11 win teams must of clinched the playoffs too!

Psss. The Patriots clinched a playoff spot in August, it just takes a couple of months for the math to catch up.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Good times...

SEATTLE (AP) — A University of Washington earth sciences professor says the legendary noisemaking of Seattle Seahawks' hometown fans registered on a nearby seismometer with roughly the same energy as a magnitude 1 or 2 earthquake during Seattle's 34-7 Monday night victory over the New Orleans Saints.

John Vidale (Vi-DAHL-ee) is also director of the Pacific Northwest Seismic Network. He says it's hard to compare the fans' half minute of stomping, jumping and shouting during a first quarter fumble return for a touchdown to the quick "pop" of a small earthquake. Still he says, "the energy is very roughly the same."

The UW seismometer in question is located near CenturyLink Field.

Vidale says it also recorded "three or four more good bursts," always coinciding with Seahawks' touchdowns.

The same seismometer recorded fans' noisy reaction to Marshawn Lynch's "Beast Quake" back on Jan. 8, 2011, when Lynch ran 67 yards for a touchdown that clinched a playoff victory over the Saints. Vidale says his lab didn't quantify that one with a magnitude.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Russell Wilson is 3rd all-time with 48 TD passes thru first 2 seasons. He trails only Peyton Manning and Dan Marino

 

[finsfan]

Dan Marino

finally something you said that's relevant

 

[day_trippr]

finally something you said that's relevant

True.

Marino never won a Super Bowl, either.

Ever.

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

True.

Marino never won a Super Bowl, either.

Ever.

Cheers!

How many times have the pats had a perfect season INCLUDING a SB win?

 

[NateLTB]

True.

Marino never won a Super Bowl, either.

Ever.

Cheers!

How many times have the pats had a perfect season INCLUDING a SB win?

Ummmmm, just as many as Dan Marino....

 

[Darwin18]

Russell Wilson is 3rd all-time with 48 TD passes thru first 2 seasons. He trails only Peyton Manning and Dan Marino

Not to bring up the minor leagues, but this only goes to show just how much NC State ****ed up by picking Glennon over Wilson.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ummmmm, just as many as Dan Marino....

hehe... it's funny cuz its true.


... but also... Uggs are dramatically cooler than Isotoners.

That's just science.

 

[stratslinger]

Relevant facts, all!

 

[McBrewskie]

hehe... it's funny cuz its true.


... but also... Uggs are dramatically cooler than Isotoners.

That's just science.