Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Somebody should tell Brady to keep the ball off the ground.

I think they'll do better that way.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Pats look great so far

 

[ChshreCat]

You know your QB sucks when they use the wildcat to eliminate any fumbles Hahaha terrible

Wonder when the Pats are going to go to the wildcat tonight...

 

[Punity]

Why are we subjected to these one sided games on primetime.

 

[motobrewer]

Wonder when the Pats are going to go to the wildcat tonight...

Hahaha!

 

[Darwin18]

Cape has probably already left this disaster. Keep it classy Pats fans by booing your team at the end of the half.

 

[Punity]

Cape has probably already left this disaster. Keep it classy Pats fans by booing your team at the end of the half.

I'm appalled that's nOt the patriot way haha

 

[Punity]

Quick all the Pat fans run back to the stadium

 

[bob1852]

Somebody should tell Brady to keep the ball off the ground.

I think they'll do better that way.

Pats look great so far

Wonder when the Pats are going to go to the wildcat tonight...

Why are we subjected to these one sided games on primetime.

You feckers talk **** too early...

 

[Darwin18]

I know......

 

[Punity]

You feckers talk **** too early...

I like to think of it situational analysis

 

[bob1852]

The wheel of parity strikes in the second half...

 

[Punity]

I anoint thees match thee butterfinga bowl

 

[Darwin18]

God I need to drink more. My gloating is starting to turn sour...

 

[HoppyDaze]

You feckers talk **** too early...

I just said 'so far'. I know how football works; I have the redzone, remember?

 

[jammin]

I anoint thees match thee butterfinga bowl

that probably sounded a lot funnier in your head

 

[Punity]

I just said 'so far'. I know how football works; I have the redzone, remember?

And Parity

 

[Bulls Beers]

Uh oh....With all the injuries that the Pats have on both sides of the ball. If they come back and win this..Pretty amazing.

 

[Punity]

that probably sounded a lot funnier in your head

That's what your mother said

 

[Punity]

I think Manning has money on the game.

 

[jammin]

I just said 'so far'. I know how football works; I have the redzone, remember?

i remember the last time i shoved MY foot down my throat

 

[Punity]

i remember the last time i shoved MY foot down my throat

Your mother said that as well.

 

[Darwin18]

Uh oh....With all the injuries that the Pats have on both sides of the ball. If they come back and win this..Pretty amazing.

Suspicious timing to pipe up. Fully confirms that Pats fans are the worst in professional sports.

 

[day_trippr]

Dum de dum dum dum...

Cheers!

 

[jammin]

That's what your mother said

resorting to mom jokes is the proverbial tapout

 

[Punity]

resorting to mom jokes is the proverbial tapout

From? Are we competing?

 

[day_trippr]

So that's the first time Belichick has rolled out the "Rope A Dope" game plan.

Looking pretty good right now!

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Those Pats always getting away with biased refs

 

[Bulls Beers]

Suspicious timing to pipe up. Fully confirms that Pats fans are the worst in professional sports.

Just got home from a friends house A hole..

 

[day_trippr]

Those Pats always getting away with biased refs

LOL! Good one!

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Just got home from a friends house A hole..

We know that's a lie you frequent this forum you have no friends. ....... oh God what have I done with my life?

 

[Bulls Beers]

We know that's a lie you frequent this forum you have no friends. ....... oh God what have I done with my life?

That's true..

 

[Darwin18]

Just got home from a friends house A hole..

Sure. You weren't sulking through the first half like all the rest of em. Conveniently show up when they make the come back.

Bandwagon much?

 

[Bulls Beers]

Sure. You weren't sulking through the first half like all the rest of em. Conveniently show up when they make the come back.

Bandwagon much?

I absolutely was pissed. Wouldn't you be?? But now they've turned it around and are playing better...Pretty amazing IMO.. Awe, is wittle Darwin sulking now??

 

[day_trippr]

I guess I'd be lashing out blindly had I witnessed that massive thermonuclear stink bomb the Jets dropped from start to finish today. Gotta totally suck to go into the season knowing your team is a total horror show and then have to actually witness the horror week after week...

Anyway, how 'bout those Patriots! Do they consistently put on an entertaining show or what?

Cheers!

 

[Darwin18]

I absolutely was pissed. But now they've turned it around and are playing better...Pretty amazing IMO.. Awe, is wittle Darwin sulking now??

Nope! Drinking. I actually picked the Pats in my pick em pool, but enjoyed the first half. You guys are worse than rats though. The ship starts to sink and you all disappear, but once things go right you all come out of the woodworks. Hopefully Cape stuck around for an extra hot dog at the end of the half.

 

[Darwin18]

I guess I'd be lashing out blindly had I witnessed that massive thermonuclear stink bomb the Jets dropped from start to finish today. Gotta totally suck to go into the season knowing your team is a total horror show and then have to actually witness the horror week after week...

Anyway, how 'bout those Patriots! Do they consistently put on an entertaining show or what?

Cheers!

Yeah, no. The Jets stink and so does Geno. No one was surprised about today's game. You'll have to try a little better than that.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Nope! Drinking. I actually picked the Pats in my pick em pool, but enjoyed the first half. You guys are worse than rats though. The ship starts to sink and you all disappear, but once things go right you all come out of the woodworks. Hopefully Cape stuck around for an extra hot dog at the end of the half.

How's your ship doing??? Relax, I wasn't even gloating. I was as surprised as everybody that the Pat's came back in this game.

 

[Punity]

How's your ship doing???

Oh hell they burnt that weeks ago

 

[bob1852]

Nope! Drinking. I actually picked the Pats in my pick em pool, but enjoyed the first half. You guys are worse than rats though. The ship starts to sink and you all disappear, but once things go right you all come out of the woodworks. Hopefully Cape stuck around for an extra hot dog at the end of the half.

Cape will be here shortly for his over played "hey guys, how's it going. Was there are game tonight?" bullsh1t.

Also, goddamn O/U dropped to 54 before I took it, so I just at least want to see more points so I'm not pissed I didn't get in at 55.5.