Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Must suck to be a Jacksonville fan.

And the Sunday Night game got hammered in the ratings.
I think NBC owes America an apology for showing that horrible, horrible game...

Cheers!

 

[finsfan]

.

 

[motobrewer]

Well we all can't be "owners"

not an owner.

season ticket holder.

and not the bs milwaukee package, either.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats <---- simply allowing other teams to build up a false sense of hope before unleashing an ungodly avalanche of points on some poor unsuspecting schlep of a team.... Aka "the Bucs".

So obvious.

 

[firerat]

Pats <---- simply allowing other teams to build up a false sense of hope before unleashing an ungodly avalanche of points on some poor unsuspecting schlep of a team.... Aka "the Bucs".

So obvious.

They've already played 2 schleps.

What is 3rd time a charm?

 

[Punity]

Gotta cling to some hope

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uh.... Duhhhhhh.... I SAID they were just trying to build a false sense of hope with first two weeks.

PKU

Jeeeesus... It's like playin cards with my sister's kids.

 

[Accidic]

Richard Sherman's sock is better at life than you.

Maybe so, but it did my heart proud to watch him get run the @#$% over last night like he was a 5 year old. Win or not, that was hilarious.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Uh.... Duhhhhhh.... I SAID they were just trying to build a false sense of hope with first two weeks.

PKU

Jeeeesus... It's like playin cards with my sister's kids.

nerve racking sons of bitches

 

[Punity]

Maybe so, but it did my heart proud to watch him get run the @#$% over last night like he was a 5 year old. Win or not, that was hilarious.

A TE should be able to run through a cb no matter how big he is. Sherman made up for it with a planting of a ball carrier later in the game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whoa whoa.... Someone ran through Dick Sherman... Mr. I talk 100 times more than someone who's actually won something??

I demand video evidence immediately.

 

[Accidic]

A TE should be able to run through a cb no matter how big he is. Sherman made up for it with a planting of a ball carrier later in the game.

I never said it wasn't a TE but it still made me smile to see the loudmouth planted regardless of the reason.

 

[HoppyDaze]

A TE should be able to run through a cb no matter how big he is. Sherman made up for it with a planting of a ball carrier later in the game.

Not mention the interception and lock down coverage all game on Boldin...but year he ran right over on that play. I laughed

 

[Accidic]

He was planted by Vance McDonald Cape. I forget when in the game it was though, I was pretty trashed when the game started so it was mostly a blur anyway.

 

[Accidic]

Not mention the interception and lock down coverage all game on Boldin...but year he ran right over on that play. I laughed

I never said he didn't do a good job otherwise. I'm just saying the ease at which he was planted on his back and how he went down made me giggle gleefully.

 

[HoppyDaze]

"the ease" ....nah there was no ease...simple physics. Haters are dumb

 

[Cape Brewing]

Less talky... More linky

 

[finsfan]

Not sure if they teach computer competance down in bama. You'll probably have to google it cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

Must not have been all that epic. The interwebs was all like "whaaaaat?" when I googlefied that sht.

 

[Accidic]

Yes, because I'm sitting here totally committed to you @#$holes... Not sure how you possibly could have missed it though. Did a quick search on it but didn't see video for it but there are dozens of stories out there because some-damn-how that's newsworthy.

And clearly Hoppy, none of those scrawny bastards ever tackle a RB or larger once they get beyond the line of scrimmage except you know... They do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yes, bec..... Blah blah blah blah...

 

[Accidic]

If you just got trounced 29-3 you probably wouldn't boast too loudly about running over anyone. That said, it doesn't make it any less funny and was a pretty damn horrendous tackling attempt on Sherman's part.

Measely reference under Tight Ends... To be fair, it's about all they had to be proud of last night.

 

[Accidic]

Speaking of which... I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be so excited either with what... ~10% passing completion % for the first part of the game from the Mighty Midget?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Dick Sherman had to open his enormous fcking mouth and take a pot shot at his old coach!? Nooo way!!!

This is my shocked face:

 

[HoppyDaze]

His old coach has said much worse about him...There's a history and it's easily justified.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Of coooourse it is.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Of coooourse it is.

I really like how we're getting along

 

[Cape Brewing]

I really like how we're getting along

The funny part is.... Read Accidic's posts... that was you a year ago.... Only you were pissier.

 

[ChshreCat]

Speaking of which... I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be so excited either with what... ~10% passing completion % for the first part of the game from the Mighty Midget?

Wilson had a 42% completion percentage in last night's game, which is very low for him but to be expected going up against what's probably the second best secondary in the league.

Not sure just which part of the game you're trying to select out but I'm sure you can look at any QB in any game and say "Well, for these 6 minutes he had a low percentage" if you're really wanted to stretch to find something to whine about.

 

[bluemoose]

The funny part is.... Read Accidic's posts... that was you a year ago.... Only you were pissier.

Relevant fact.

 

[Beernik]

Am I the only

 

[Beernik]

Am I the only one who thinks Ben R. is a dead ringer for Will Ferrell?

And why isn't Ben R. retired yet? He's less mobile than a VW bug with a boot clamped on it.

 

[ChshreCat]

Am I the only

Yes. Keep it that way.

 

[Punity]

Yes. Keep it that way.

Relevant

 

[Beernik]

Sorry, post bike ride, post 8% beer, fat finger double post.

My nose is numb and my feet are fuzzy.

Maybe I won't wake up tonight with my back hurting.

 

[HoppyDaze]

The funny part is.... Read Accidic's posts... that was you a year ago.... Only you were pissier.

Objection! Relevance! I call bull****. You never had to ask for cliff notes because I was trying to justify my Atari avatar by formulating a thesis of what has now turned into something that a pile of vomit thinks smells like chit. I just spoke the truth. Sorry it was hard to hear.

AND I clearly was being sarcastic masshole. I just knew how great Seahawks football is and was completely offended and outraged that you thought your measly ****squad could play on the same field.

 

[motobrewer]

blah blah blah.

I give you, exhibit A - the "wheel of stupidity"

the prosecution rests.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Objection overruled. Guilty as charged.

Hoppy equals Hipster Accidic (was Accidic before Accidic was Accidic)

 

[HoppyDaze]

blah blah blah.

I give you, exhibit A - the "wheel of stupidity"

the prosecution rests.

Better than the sphere of stupidity you call a brain.

Objection overruled. Guilty as charged.

Hoppy equals Hipster Accidic (was Accidic before Accidic was Accidic)

"Hipster" total burn dude

 

[Accidic]

Wilson had a 42% completion percentage in last night's game, which is very low for him but to be expected going up against what's probably the second best secondary in the league.

Not sure just which part of the game you're trying to select out but I'm sure you can look at any QB in any game and say "Well, for these 6 minutes he had a low percentage" if you're really wanted to stretch to find something to whine about.

Um, he had 1 completion in his first 10 and the lone completion was for 35y. That's not a random 6 minutes and kind of hard to miss.

Objection! Relevance! I call bull****. You never had to ask for cliff notes because I was trying to justify my Atari avatar by formulating a thesis of what has now turned into something that a pile of vomit thinks smells like chit. I just spoke the truth. Sorry it was hard to hear.

AND I clearly was being sarcastic masshole. I just knew how great Seahawks football is and was completely offended and outraged that you thought your measly ****squad could play on the same field.

I can't help it that you're both illiterate and have bad taste. But sadly I caught your sarcasm and figured Cape's silly response would be amusing.

Also, Sega, not Atari tyvfm.

Objection overruled. Guilty as charged.

Hoppy equals Hipster Accidic (was Accidic before Accidic was Accidic)

Kangaroo Court!

Also why in god's name do I have to be labeled a damn hipster exactly? And to be fair, I've been Accidic since the 90s which is far longer than Hoppy has been Hoppy.