Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

And now I feel shame

That's what your mom said!

 

[the_bird]

 

[Punity]

I know... I hit "submit reply" and instantly thought, "c'mon don't be Hoppy and reduce yourself to gis level"

.... And then clicked the button.

And now I feel shame

Three hail marys and a sacrifice to BB and you are forgiven

 

[Cape Brewing]

Any time Belichick wants to pull the trigger on the defensive side of the ball.... Annnnnny time now Bill. Not tryin to rush ya buddy but...

 

[motobrewer]

why are we talking about a team that hasn't won a superbowl in almost a decade?

 

[Cape Brewing]

why are we talking about a team that hasn't won a superbowl in almost a decade?

Because they're awesome.

 

[the_bird]

You'd rather listen to the Seattle asshats?

 

[bob1852]

You'd rather listen to the Seattle asshats?

 

[motobrewer]

You'd rather listen to the Seattle asshats?

those are my only options?

 

[Punity]

those are my only options?

Cmon you've been here long enough the midwest doesn't exist..

 

[CityOChampBrew]

why are we talking about a team that hasn't won a superbowl in almost a decade?

Why are we talking about football while legitimate sports are mid-season?

 

[Punity]

Why are we talking about football while legitimate sports are mid-season?

Wrong answer

 

[user 574]

Any time Belichick wants to pull the trigger on the defensive side of the ball.... Annnnnny time now Bill. Not tryin to rush ya buddy but...

I wonder where Woodson ends up. Maybe your moms house?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha! No more tuck rule. What's Brady gonna do with no tuck rule and no Welker? Finish below .500 probably LOL

 

[HoppyDaze]

Damn, the Hawks just signed Michael Bennett to a one year deal. They now have Irvin, Avril and Bennett as pass rushers. Insane; looks like they are trying to make a run while Lynch still has legs under him.

 

[Punity]

Hawks are cleaning house on FAs this year. I like having a team that players want to play for finally.

 

[HessenHelles]

Jackson to the ATL, I was hoping he'd land in Green Bay.....

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

Jackson to the ATL, I was hoping he'd land in Green Bay.....

Ryan, Roddy, Julio, Tony, and Jackson

Greatest Show on Turf 2.0

Only think holding the Falcons back could be defense and health. Falcons, Seahawks, Niners, and Packers will all be tough, put any of them in the AFC and they would be a 1 or 2 seed.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[HessenHelles]

Too funny!

 

[hoppyhoppyhippo]

There's a whole lot of win in that photo.

 

[ChshreCat]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/could-kevin-kolb-york-jets-week-1-starter-221515137--nfl.html

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[Darwin18]

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whew

A summer QB competition between Sanchez, Garrard, and Kolb....isn't JaMarcus Russell looking for a job too?

 

[HessenHelles]

Okay, so Cassel signed with the viqueens. Smith was traded to K.C. but, why haven't the jets signed Fritzpatrick yet? Even Matt Moore would have been a better option.

 

[bob1852]

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/could-kevin-kolb-york-jets-week-1-starter-221515137--nfl.html

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Kolb was 1-0 at Foxborough last year.

They probably said "hey, if the Cards backup can beat the Patriots, he must be good."

 

[user 574]

Hawks are cleaning house on FAs this year. I like having a team that players want to play for finally.

That's what Washington and Philly said.

Another thing, GB doesn't make all these desperate FA moves because they just keep breeding & winning

 

[HessenHelles]

That's what Washington and Philly said.

Another thing, GB doesn't make all these desperate FA moves because they just keep breeding & winning

Good call.... The (Philly) Dream Team. Haha..

 

[user 574]

Me

 

[HessenHelles]

Do you think the Read Option Offense will still work this year? Or will the 9ers and hawks have to find another gimmick style offense. Perhaps the wildcat?

 

[Punity]

Do you think the Read Option Offense will still work this year? Or will the 9ers and hawks have to find another gimmick style offense. Perhaps the wildcat?

You don't watch football if you think the Hawks run a read option offense. But its ok we are all wrong at some point.

 

[Punity]

That's what Washington and Philly said.

Another thing, GB doesn't make all these desperate FA moves because they just keep breeding & winning

Gross

Also I don't see any overpriced aging vets the hawks signed maybe I was mistaken. And if signing positions of need with proven commodities in their prime is desperate ill take that everytime.

 

[Punity]

Kolb was 1-0 at Foxborough last year.

They probably said "hey, if the Cards backup can beat the Patriots, he must be good."

Kevin Kolb or a pile of dog s.........hmm ill take Kolb to Qb.

 

[HessenHelles]

You don't watch football if you think the Hawks run a read option offense. But its ok we are all wrong at some point.

Okay, sorry. I know the hawks don't run it. But Russell Wilson does.

 

[Punity]

Okay, sorry. I know the hawks don't run it. But Russell Wilson does.

Wow real insightful. Did you go to the Hoppy school of smack talk

 

[HessenHelles]

All I'm saying is, let's see how the 9ers and Seahawks offenses fair after every defensive coordinator in the league has had the off-season to study them.

That was my point, in case you didn't get it.

 

[user 574]

Gross

Also I don't see any overpriced aging vets the hawks signed maybe I was mistaken. And if signing positions of need with proven commodities in their prime is desperate ill take that everytime.

Keep it up mister and there'll be no Vegas for you. Wait... what?


'til the next day, I bid you adieu

 

[Punity]

All I'm saying is, let's see how the 9ers and Seahawks offenses fair after every defensive coordinator in the league has had the off-season to study them.

That was my point, in case you didn't get it.

Probably pretty well since majority of their snaps aren't read option.

 

[Punity]

Keep it up mister and there'll be no Vegas for you. Wait... what?

'til the next day, I bid you adieu

No vegas! How dare you

 

[user 574]

No vegas! How dare you

Weird, that whole string of banter just vanished like a Penn and Teller vegas show. Oh well, maybe Cape sobered up

 

[HessenHelles]

Probably pretty well since majority of their snaps aren't read option.

i do like Russell Wilson, I had the pleasure of watching him play for Wisconsin for a year. I just dont see him lasting long in the NFL. i think teams are going to figure him out, fast. Kaepernick too. But who am i to say, right?