Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Apparently the only thing more retarded than the Packers is their fans.

You mean you didn't figure that out when saw them wearing wedges of cheese on their heads?

 

[HoppyDaze]

da bears still suck the viqueens coked when they got one step closer to a bowl next down is the fourtywhiners.

You're attempt to matter by making ghey team name "jokes" is pathetic. I mean read that... #tool

 

[Punity]

da bears still suck the viqueens coked when they got one step closer to a bowl next down is the fourtywhiners.

Its like moto -2.0

 

[user 574]

That was a nice scrimmage to get the finally healthy D ready for next week, while resting Rodgers arm for the coming onslaught.

 

[Packman715]

Who is still playing?

America's real team.

The Pack is back.

now go have a home brew and sulk.

 

[user 574]

Ah, victory brandy alexander. Also significant progress has been made on my bathroom as well. All in all, a good day.

I'm sure it's gonna look great when done moto but right now it looks like a public restroom in Mumbai :cross:

Seriously though, I did one of those w/ some high end tile and an angled seat in a corner and it looked awesome when done.

 

[ChshreCat]

Now if the Packers can just get all the starting QB's to take the day off when they play 'em, they're destined for the Superbowl!!!

 

[user 574]

Bah. Be careful, a lot of rookies QBs out in the west coast. You sure you got what it takes to beat this hairline?

 

[ChshreCat]

To be honest, I'm rooting for the Packers to keep winning, along with Seattle. I'd love to watch Seattle beat the Packers again this season. See what kind of excuses they whine about.

 

[user 574]

One more for ChshreCat and Cape. I hooked up via match.com with that chick I met from Vancouver at Gate D in Seattle. She doesn't look quite like I remember but still, not bad IMO.

 

[user 574]

To be honest, I'm rooting for the Packers to keep winning, along with Seattle. I'd love to watch Seattle beat the Packers again this season. See what kind of excuses they whine about.

Makes sense, you've already lost two playoff games to GB in the last decade. I understand the angst.

That's it, gotta do some skyping with my new girlfriend. Night west coasters

 

[HoppyDaze]

One more for ChshreCat and Cape. I hooked up via match.com with that chick I met from Vancouver at Gate D in Seattle. She doesn't look quite like I remember but still, not bad IMO.

She's a 10 on the richter scale

 

[ChshreCat]

One more for ChshreCat and Cape. I hooked up via match.com with that chick I met from Vancouver at Gate D in Seattle. She doesn't look quite like I remember but still, not bad IMO.

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Looks like she could make ya sleep in the wet spot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ewwwwww

 

[chiteface]

To be honest, I'm rooting for the Packers to keep winning, along with Seattle. I'd love to watch Seattle beat the Packers again this season. See what kind of excuses they whine about.

I think you mean beat them for the first time this season.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

da bears still suck the viqueens coked when they got one step closer to a bowl next down is the fourtywhiners.

Moto, you're only allowed one screen name one HBT......

What's the best way to not play the bears again and still get a first round bye? Lose to the Vikes in week 17.

Careful there, I will gladly give you a jar of lacto/pedio blend marked "Conan".

It's gonna be a dog fight.all Pack have to do is pressure Kapernick

Not played out at all, like a true cheesehead in style. I bet you wear green and gold Zubaz a lot.

 

[motobrewer]

You're attempt to matter by making ghey team name "jokes" is pathetic. I mean read that... #tool

Hey everyone! I used a hashtag OUTSIDE of twitter! I'm so f--king edgy and cool!

I bet you're one of those ******** who say "hashtag" out loud.

 

[McBrewskie]

It's gonna be a dog fight.all Pack have to do is pressure Kapernick

Easier said than done. Best offensive line in the NFL, though admittedly not as strong against the pass, and Kaep can move back there.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Not played out at all, like a true cheesehead in style. I bet you wear green and gold Zubaz a lot.

:smack: You really are related to moto, aren't you?

 

[McBrewskie]

Seriously? People thought the Pack looked good? The put up 24 against a flat and tired Vikings team and their defense looked suspect and was only helped out by what may have been the single worst QB performance I've ever seen through the first half and I had to watch Alex Smith for 7 plus years. I'm not saying my Niners are gonna gape um or it's in the bag because any team with Rodgers has a good chance in any game, but I would not be feeling all that confident.

 

[Punity]

Go Hawks!

 

[McBrewskie]

Go Hawks!

God I hope these obnoxious ****s get their asses handed to them.

 

[Punity]

God I hope these obnoxious ****s get their asses handed to them.

Kettle meet pot

 

[Punity]

Aren't the Hawks in Atlanta?

Of course except its a falcon but tomato orange

 

[Punity]

are these two boys Seahawks?

No

 

[McBrewskie]

are these two boys Seahawks?

 

[Punity]

another sad fan?

Thats just Hoppy

 

[McBrewskie]

Thats just Hoppy

He does not look too hoppy, and he is drinking a shit beer.

 

[CliffMongoloid]

Haha i love these Seahawks pics.... But in all honesty as a 49ers fan,, which as i read these posts I'm most likely in the minority, I'm worried about the Seahawks.... Good squad and real smart QB in Wilson.... And they pushed our tits in real good a few weeks ago....We got the pack next week gotta beat the best to be the best

 

[user 574]

Seriously? People thought the Pack looked good? The put up 24 against a flat and tired Vikings team and their defense looked suspect and was only helped out by what may have been the single worst QB performance I've ever seen through the first half and I had to watch Alex Smith for 7 plus years. I'm not saying my Niners are gonna gape um or it's in the bag because any team with Rodgers has a good chance in any game, but I would not be feeling all that confident.

<Rational moment> Not me. But as someone who's been watching all the games, the last 4-5 they played have been dead set on making a serious commitment to the run. Which is a good thing. And vikings a pretty good against the run so I like what I saw there. GB just doing an aerial attack didn't work so good last year, but its still there. I liked the car salesman dude they picked up. Seems pretty flexible.

 

[CliffMongoloid]

Did you say tits?

Pointy

 

[McBrewskie]

<Rational moment> Not me. But as someone who's been watching all the games, the last 4-5 they played have been dead set on making a serious commitment to the run. Which is a good thing. And vikings a pretty good against the run so I like what I saw there. GB just doing an aerial attack didn't work so good last year, but its still there. I liked the car salesman dude they picked up. Seems pretty flexible.

Yeah they looked good at moments the last month, real good, but last nights game in general was just vomit worthy all around. Again Webb is most responsible for that being unwatchable. He's agent better have been on the phone with CFL teams by halftime.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

He's agent better have been on the phone with CFL teams by halftime.

You think he's good enough to play in the CFL?

 

[day_trippr]

Whoa! WTF? Am I about to watch a football game, or a WWF match?!?

Ravens are Ragin'!

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

You think he's good enough to play in the CFL?

I was amazed they didn't put their 3rd stringer in.

 

[McBrewskie]

I was amazed they didn't put their 3rd stringer in.

Seriously.

 

[onthekeg]

To be honest, I'm rooting for the Packers to keep winning, along with Seattle. I'd love to watch Seattle beat the Packers again this season. See what kind of excuses they whine about.

To be honest, I hate the Packers so much, that if they were playing Al Quieda, I would have to root for the terrorists.

If Webb would have played the whole game like the first set of downs, that game would have went another direction. But in true Vikings fashion, try something new when something works, then spend the rest of the game trying to figure out what to do.

 

[chiteface]

To be honest, I hate the Packers so much, that if they were playing Al Quieda, I would have to root for the terrorists.

If Webb would have played the whole game like the first set of downs, that game would have went another direction. But in true Vikings fashion, try something new when something works, then spend the rest of the game trying to figure out what to do.

Must be a [Insert any NFC Norse team] fan.

Were we watching the same game? Packers played contain. Unless Webb suddenly morphed into an accurate passer they weren't going to be able to do anything. Broken tackles do not constitute strategy.

 

[JonGrafto]

To be honest, I hate the Packers so much, that if they were playing Al Quieda, I would have to root for the terrorists.

If Webb would have played the whole game like the first set of downs, that game would have went another direction. But in true Vikings fashion, try something new when something works, then spend the rest of the game trying to figure out what to do.

Typical Vikings fan. Always need to blame someone or something. Peterson still had a decent game with 99 yards, but they needed to have something more than that (a passing game).

So enters noodlearm Webb and his derpalicious attempt at being a real NFL QB. Major Fail.

Get over it ViQueens fans. Losing 2 out of 3 to the eventual Super Bowl champs isn't that bad.

 

[JonGrafto]

To be honest, I hate the Packers so much, that if they were playing Al Quieda, I would have to root for the terrorists.

If Webb would have played the whole game like the first set of downs, that game would have went another direction. But in true Vikings fashion, try something new when something works, then spend the rest of the game trying to figure out what to do.

And what the hell is Skol Vikings? Never got that and the association with football.