Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

I choose

OW! You almost hit my face!!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

I choose

OW! You almost hit my face!!!

That's what I'm thinkin'. It's such a cute li'l game.

 

[bluemoose]

Xfl?

 

[user 574]

Or



I'm agreeable to this. Camel Toe >>>>>> Moose Knuckle

 

[user 574]

Here's one thing I think we can all agree with. ESPN F*ck off we don't give two sh!ts about the Jets. Alabama would probably kick their arse. STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Here's one thing I think we can all agree with. ESPN F*ck off we don't give two sh!ts about the Jets. Alabama would probably kick their arse. STOP TALKING ABOUT THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Amen to that, brotha.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Amen to that, brotha.

Oh c'mon. We all know you do the Tebow after you finish a brew session...

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Oh c'mon. We all know you do the Tebow after you finish a brew session...

Shhhhh, told you not to tell anyone man.

 

[ChshreCat]

Oh c'mon. We all know you do the Tebow after you finish a brew session...

Shhhhh, told you not to tell anyone man.

Do the Tebow... or do Tebow?

 

[HornetSparky]

I was referring to college football. There are parts of the country where the National Championship game has more viewers than the Super Bowl.

Roll Tide

 

[motobrewer]

I was referring to college football. There are parts of the country where the National Championship game has more viewers than the Super Bowl.

Roll Tide

coincidentally it's the same parts of the country where people marry their cousins

 

[bluemoose]

I was referring to college football. There are parts of the country where the National Championship game has more viewers than the Super Bowl.

Roll Tide

Might wanna go back and read the last 11,585 posts or so. I believe there is a minor league thread around here. It might be tough to find, but when you do, please PM Hoppydaze with the address. We're getting sick of him too.

 

[the_bird]

coincidentally it's the same parts of the country where people marry their cousins

.... it's not a coincidence, son...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You can use the Forum's search tab to find the Hoppy's college ball thread. Use the following search terms: "homoerotic infatuation of college AND wanting to be Beastmoded"

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

coincidentally it's the same parts of the country where people marry their cousins

I didn't realize that the national championship game was such a big deal over in 'sconsin. Learn somethin' new everyday.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You can use the Forum's search tab to find the Hoppy's college ball thread. Use the following search terms: "homoerotic infatuation of college AND wanting to be Beastmoded"

you're all about gayness

 

[Cape Brewing]

Even ESPN... who HATES the Pats is finally getting the idea right...

 

[motobrewer]

sounds like something i'd say

but i certainly wouldn't capitalize moto. so your forgery is inadequate.

 

[Punity]

Even ESPN... who HATES the Pats is finally getting the idea right...

I don't get the Falcons being number 2. I'm positive the pats would destroy them in a matchup

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get the Falcons being number 2. I'm positive the pats would destroy them in a matchup

Dynamite analysis there cheif... that's like saying, "I predict the sun will rise tomorrow morning".

pfft... OF COURSE they would destroy them. Helllllllo? It's the PATRIOTS.

 

[HornetSparky]

coincidentally it's the same parts of the country where people marry their cousins

Wow. Lovely. I suppose the thread is labeled appropriately.

 

[stratslinger]

Even ESPN... who HATES the Pats is finally getting the idea right...

Not everyone at ESPN hates the Pats.

Just sayin'...

EDIT: Aaaand I just noticed the commentary Cape inserted into those power rankings. Nice!

 

[bob1852]

Not everyone at ESPN hates the Pats.

Just sayin'...

EDIT: Aaaand I just noticed the commentary Cape inserted into those power rankings. Nice!

Cape didn't do that. ESPN is so full of hacks, they actually hired moto.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow. Lovely. I suppose the thread is labeled appropriately.

Your inexperience fails you young Jedi... Follow your instincts. Let it flow from deep within. Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country". Uuuuuuse the force Sparky. Uuuuuuse the force.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country".

I know, I know! And it's not just cousins the bless up there either; uncles, sisters, cattle, they're all game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I wonder how many Lorax jokes people in moto's town get in a given day.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Wilson, Luck vs. same seven opponents

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

i meant no harm. I most truly did not. But i had
to grow bigger. So bigger i got. I biggered my
factory. I biggered my roads. I biggered my
wagons. I biggered the loads of the thneeds i
shipped out. I was shippping them forth to the
south! To the east! To the west! To the north! I
went right on biggering...selling more thneeds.
And i biggered my money, which everyone needs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... That's not what I was talking about

 

[motobrewer]

i don't know what a lorax joke is because i'm older than 7.

er, sorry cape - I'm older than "this many"

 

[motobrewer]

Your inexperience fails you young Jedi... Follow your instincts. Let it flow from deep within. Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country". Uuuuuuse the force Sparky. Uuuuuuse the force.

what, are you helping a college football guy now? you've gone soft, cape. your time is up, old man.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Yeah... That's not what I was talking about

So.....

 

[Cape Brewing]

what, are you helping a college football guy now? you've gone soft, cape. your time is up, old man.

Pfft. Please. College football ba-lows.

I was tryin to help the little fella. He's in here... all alone, with three widdle posts to his name. Poor guy. I was just trying help. Cause thats what i do. I'm a helper.

 

[Lazarous]

i don't know what a lorax joke is because i'm older than 7.

er, sorry cape - I'm older than "this many"

Ha!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Wilson, Luck vs. same seven opponents

Ya know, it makes me throw up a little to agree with you, but Wilson and RGIII are probably the top two rookie QBs this year, at least from what I've seen and their statistical comparisons. If the season ended today, it'd be hard to argue with either of those two winning ROY.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think all three are having ROY type seasons...too bad there's only one award; no way Wilson gets it being the least ESPN hyped of the three.

 

[Punity]

I know that Luck has to pass it more but Jesus 21 total turnovers sometimes I feel like the colts are winning inspite of Luck trying to throw the game away

 

[the_bird]

Keep in mind, though... Luck has taken a team with two freakin' wins last year and brought them - almost singlehandedly - to 8-4 and likely in the playoffs. Seattle was still a seven-win team last year, and I'd argue that the biggest chunk of their improvement this year has been defensively. Washington, they only won five games in 2011 but that's a team that has been underperforming their talent level until this year.

Luck's also been dealing with the pressure of playing as the #1 overall pick and replacing one of the best QBs of his generation.

Russell Wilson's overall numbers have been better than Luck, but if I'm starting a franchise today I'm still deciding between Luck and RGIII. RGIII deserves the ROY award, but those two guys still go 1-2 if they redid the draft. Cleveland takes Russell Wilson over Weeden, but Miami probably sticks with Tannehill.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Plus Wilson sucks... So you have to take that into consideration

 

[motobrewer]

Plus Wilson sucks... So you have to take that into consideration

the fact is relevant.

the source is not.