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Really, another penis post?
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Really, another penis post?
McBrewskie
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Just dicking around.
mafeeker
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We call that seasoned, or vintage, buddy...
mafeeker
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We call that seasoned, or vintage, buddy...
MY GOD, I wish "Hard Knocks" was following the Jets again. Cromartie is such a ****ing moron *********. It wasn't enough that he hurt Santonio Holmes with an unnecessary hit, now he's taking cheap shots on Dustin Keller. What a ****ing tool. Not that he was in great control before, but Rex Ryan has lost all control. Holy crap, that would be more interesting that watching the QB "controversy" in Miami.
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... will get beaten by the Pack!
mafeeker
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Fook that ****e, I can't wait to see julius peppers lined up across from marshall newhouse. Discount double check is gonna be feeling some heat this season.
avidhomebrewer
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What! Peppers won't save da Bears! They have more problems than what Peppers can answer!
mafeeker
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Mark my words, Stephen Paea and Henry Melton will wreak havoc up front, and Izzy Idonije and Shea Mcclellin will provide an ample and shoulder separating from the opposite side
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
lol! look how stupid bears fans are!
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JV division anyway
COLObrewer
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WTF? where's all the Broncos hype, I went back 3 pages and didn't see anything, is it just cuz we got rid of pretty boy? I guess 3 pages on here is like 3 minutes though huh.
McBrewskie
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Lol, the Broncos will make the playoffs and get gaped again. Peyton made sure to go to a team where he wouldn't be expected to win a Super Bowl or have to face his little bro in the playoffs. If he'd really wanted to win he would have chosen the Niners.
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Freakin' QB's gotta broken NECK!!!
Pfft... Broncos. that's awesome.
Pfft... Broncos. that's awesome.
COLObrewer
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Sounds right.
Denver should win that division, just based on how bad every other team in that division is. ****, the 37 players that New England is going to release between now and Week 1 would make a better team than Kansas City or Oakland. They won the division last year with a QB who's worse than Julian Edelman.
COLObrewer
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Nah, that's nothing, it's just one bone . . . or two, lotsa bones left.
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Ahhhh. Life is good.
On the early train home... heading home, grabbing my youngest (5 yrs old), hopping' back in the truck and heading to Gillette so he can bask in the pure epic awesomeness that is TMDFTOTM... YOUR New England Patriots. Got the "mini-tailgate" all lined up for the big man. Couple of assorted IPAs for daddy and assorted juice boxes for the boss (in solo cups of course). Got some steak tips, some potato salad, some crunchy rustic bread and some chips. The little charcoal Weber is packed and we'll be ready to roll when I walk in. Mom's got him all ready to go.
I can hear the conversation now once the game starts.
Him: "Dad, are they always this awesome!?"
me: "c'mon, you know they are. You watch every minute of their games on tv"
Him: "I know but they seem way more awesome in person!"
Me: "yeah... That'll happen"
Him: "the Jets suck balls"
Me: "atta boy".
On the early train home... heading home, grabbing my youngest (5 yrs old), hopping' back in the truck and heading to Gillette so he can bask in the pure epic awesomeness that is TMDFTOTM... YOUR New England Patriots. Got the "mini-tailgate" all lined up for the big man. Couple of assorted IPAs for daddy and assorted juice boxes for the boss (in solo cups of course). Got some steak tips, some potato salad, some crunchy rustic bread and some chips. The little charcoal Weber is packed and we'll be ready to roll when I walk in. Mom's got him all ready to go.
I can hear the conversation now once the game starts.
Him: "Dad, are they always this awesome!?"
me: "c'mon, you know they are. You watch every minute of their games on tv"
Him: "I know but they seem way more awesome in person!"
Me: "yeah... That'll happen"
Him: "the Jets suck balls"
Me: "atta boy".
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Oh so there is a better pre-season game than Pats-Saints?
***** please.
***** please.
DesertBrew said:
Are you saying SD's fan base is bigger than ours?
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Another convincing Pats win
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
football? wtf
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Preseason but they are still throwing a football around.... And it ended up just as a lot of folks would have expected.... A dominating Pats win.
On a serious note, all of New England is about to have a massive circle jerk over this kid Chandler Jones. The offense really didn't need much (I'm not really worried about the o-line yet) and they got Lloyd which is a huge deal. Plus McDaniels is back so the offense is the least of folks' concern. The D on the other hand... They new some big time help and up-front getting any kind of pressure on the QB would cascade through the rest of the D and only help. Jones really seemed to be able bring that heat last night. I know it is one one preseason game but the kid looked good. We'll see.
On a serious note, all of New England is about to have a massive circle jerk over this kid Chandler Jones. The offense really didn't need much (I'm not really worried about the o-line yet) and they got Lloyd which is a huge deal. Plus McDaniels is back so the offense is the least of folks' concern. The D on the other hand... They new some big time help and up-front getting any kind of pressure on the QB would cascade through the rest of the D and only help. Jones really seemed to be able bring that heat last night. I know it is one one preseason game but the kid looked good. We'll see.
motobrewer
I'm no atheist scientist, but...
well have fun fapping of the pointless, I'm off to the best beer festival in the country. yeah, i said it:
http://mhtg.org/system/uploads/document/great_taste/2012/2012_great_taste_program.pdf
142 breweries. a whole tent dedicated to nothing but real ale. 6 hours of unlimited drinking.
http://mhtg.org/system/uploads/document/great_taste/2012/2012_great_taste_program.pdf
142 breweries. a whole tent dedicated to nothing but real ale. 6 hours of unlimited drinking.
The Saints players have been talking up Jones all week. That's one of the real nice things about the joint practices - reporters talking to the Saints players and actually getting an opinion out of them! They ask Nate Solder how Jones looks, he says "well, all of our defensive linemen are good." They ask the Saints' linemen, they tell you that he's going to be a PLAYER.
Telling you right now, he's Jevon Kearse 2.0
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Yeah... I am taking the reserved approach on Jones. There have been a bunch of "studs" in preseason that end up... Not so much... When the season starts. The kid looked good though. That's all you can ask.
Well, when he was drafted there was no question about his talent, he seemed to fall because teams didn't think he'd be able to contribute right away. He's shown in practices all along; this isn't just the kid having a good game, it's a continuation of a really good camp, his showing that he can play NOW with the big boys.
Well, when Miami releases Chad Johnson in two weeks (his head coach is very disappointed in how often Chad swears), you can sign him to reunited with TO.
There's a 50/50 chance that Deion Branch is available, too, if you guys want to send another 1st-rounder to the Pats.
There's a 50/50 chance that Deion Branch is available, too, if you guys want to send another 1st-rounder to the Pats.
McBrewskie
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Chandler Jones was a solid pick. But you can put as much stock in his performance as you can in the Pats offensive performance. It's preseason, the flea bite on my dog's ass is more important. Nice to see rookies look competent, but everything else other than injuries is not important.
I'll be gentle since you're under 100.
PACKERS...just look inside yourself and don't deny it.
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