Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Kent88]

I don't think Kaepernick's... I'll say activism (because this thread doesn't need politics inserted into it) is the biggest hindrance to him being signed anymore. How many seasons has he sat out?

(that being said, apparently there are many teams who still feel like his activism alone is enough to keep him off their roster, or keep them from offering a contract for what he thinks he is worth)

I'll always remember how he made Clay Matthews and the wisconsin team look silly.

But due to his absence from the game, I think he is past being a viable starting NFL QB.

 

[day_trippr]

This is the perfect job for moto. Get him out of his mom's basement for a few months anyway, and he can pig out on the NFL's dime

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/nfl-food-taster-job-trnd/index.html

 

[Kent88]

It has a "Tums budget", but what about the tapeworm removal budget?

 

[day_trippr]

moto laughs at tapeworms...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sup?

 

[day_trippr]

[Scrubs]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oxygen tanks finally made it up to base camp?

 

[Gravitysucks]

hmm, Patriots lost to the Giants again...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oooooooooo. That stinnnnnnngs.

LOL

 

[Gravitysucks]

Oooooooooo. That stinnnnnnngs.

LOL

Sorry, my trash talk can be a little harsh. But no worries, the Patriots will only have to play the Giants twice this season. Once in October and then in the Superbowl. I'm sure the Patriots will have a great record this season even with those two losses

 

[bluemoose]

Shurmer, Pat fcuking Schumer. That is all.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, which one of those bad men has your panties bunched?

 

[Kent88]

Looks like Auburn managed to not choke at the last minute. Wasn't there some guy who kept coming back every week to brag about Auburn's record and now they almost lost to some second-rate team?

 

[day_trippr]

Pretty sure that was actually an Alabama fanatic who couldn't stay in his lane...

 

[Kent88]

I feel a little silly, but it sounds like Auburn should be more embarrassed for almost clutching defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[bluemoose]

I think you should be embarrassed about bringing little league conversation to this thread.

 

[Kent88]

I don't mind talking about a farm team once in a while.

 

[day_trippr]

Jared Goff? Really?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats fans, ultimately, should probably thank Gisele. Without her, the Goat might give a shti what he gets paid.... and that would mean a very different situation.

 

[bob1852]

I have heard from a reliable source that Brady takes less then market value because it means he pays less child support...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

With those blue eyes? Imagine how much he saves.

 

[day_trippr]

So, it makes sense to pass on, say, an extra $10 million dollars per season, because he'd have to give some of that away?

Assuming this wasn't a joke, I'd say someone's reliable source is a moron...

 

[bluemoose]

Do your job 3. That is all.

 

[day_trippr]

The Spousal Unit and I just finished watching it via the magic of DVR.
Watching the detailed plays you realized it's a huge chess game when everything is working...

Cheers

 

[WI_Wino]

Huh, apparently the NFL thinks there is more to the history of the NFL than just the years after the first "super bowl". Who would have thunk?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

How can you be a GB fan and enjoy this game?....

 

[day_trippr]

Defensive battle?

Tons of rust being knocked off on both sides.
Every team doesn't start their season as ready as The New England Patriots!
And speaking of "ready"....

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I will be there.

 

[day_trippr]

We'll be watching - wave to the camera - often!

btw...4th and 31? I stepped away for a minute - how the heck does that even happen?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'll be throwing a box of popcorn about three rows down in front of me if lucky

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Feels like 1880 with this score. Go Pack!

 

[day_trippr]

I actually saw that game. A tragic loss of beer and pizza

And I'm not sure what era this game would fit, but I'm pretty sure it involved leather helmets...

 

[user 574]

You mean 1932. I’m just glad to see a decent D for the Packers

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This game is just to get the crowd excited for the Bills Jets

 

[Gravitysucks]

 

[day_trippr]

I phhhhbbt in your general direction...

 

[Kent88]

Any semi-competent pro offense could've torn that packers defense apart yesterday. The bears just didn't feel like fielding one.

Also, I know that this isn't where we regularly share stories of farm teams, but if you thought 4th and 31 was funny... :

 

[bob1852]

but if you thought 4th and 31 was funny...

I didn't think it was funny...

 

[day_trippr]

Either did I. More a curiosity than funny, had I been watching on the DVR it'd all been moot...