Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[6midgets]

Thanks Ohio State. Roll Tide!

 

[BamaProud]

Told ya so.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Or incest for that matter

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... they weren’t even good enough to be one of the top two teams in their conference... but they’re now one of the top four teams in the country....

Sounds ligit.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope you guys appreciated that defensive show last night. Be afraid...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Seahawks should have Chris Pratt raise the 12th man flag every night.

 

[day_trippr]

"Gronkless In Miami"
I'm ok with it. And the Patriots better be careful wrt appeal lest they take this hit in Pittsburg...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yuck.

Don’t like this at all

 

[day_trippr]

Watching the replays, that did not look good at all. Low thoracic injury for sure.
Hopefully it's just shock and in a couple of days the wiring will work again...

 

[WI_Wino]

Finally saw the gronkowski replay. What a thug. Probably does off season training with suh. Should have been suspended thru the end for the season.

 

[day_trippr]

I believe all Patriots fans will stipulate that Gronk was a bad boy and deserves the suspension and the big hit on his bank...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's all prep for the playoffs. Voicing the concerns of the obvious biased opi against the kid.

 

[Cape Brewing]

There’s a great GIF file floating around showing Gronk getting absolutely mugged half a dozen times on that route prior to the pick

 

[WI_Wino]

Still a cheap shot. No class.

 

[day_trippr]

Gronk had no priors*. The kid's a huge teddy bear who lost it for a moment.
I've done a lot worse and only had to walk home the next morning with a squad car following me

* Unless you count this


That was awesome (and F@&% the NFL/NBC for blocking it here!)

 

[jammin]

Still a cheap shot. No class.

this is the most beta statement i've ever seen in this thread


Warning: NSFW for if you have really sensitive feelers

https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/7hhv6f/how_to_intercept_tom_brady/

 

[Cape Brewing]

Had to throw him out of the club

 

[day_trippr]

I was liking the way this game was going, but can't you just feel this game slipping away from the Bengals?
Plus it hasn't exactly been an inspirational game

 

[HoppyDaze]

Someone (else?) is going to die out there if they get these savages in control.

 

[bluemoose]

Can anyone explain why smith-schuster got suspended for a game? That hit looked great. I don’t think you can get suspended for taunting. Are we suspending for optics or outcomes?

 

[bob1852]

There’s a great GIF file floating around showing Gronk getting absolutely mugged half a dozen times on that route prior to the pick

You must have a different definition of mugged than every other human being.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope. Same as everyone elses.

 

[day_trippr]

[..]Are we suspending for optics or outcomes?

"You are suspended for the dangerous and unsportsmanlike acts you committed during the fourth quarter of last night's game," Runyan wrote. "Specifically, with 7:10 remaining, on a passing play to a running back, you lined up a defender and delivered a violent and unnecessary blindside shot to his head and neck area. You then 'celebrated' the play by standing over him and taunting him. The contact you made with your opponent placed the opposing player at risk of serious injury and could have been avoided. Your conduct following the hit fell far below the high standards of sportsmanship expected of an NFL player."

So, "yes".

 

[day_trippr]

Someone (else?) is going to die out there if they get these savages in control.

So racist.

 

[Cape Brewing]

NFC is so terrible

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think its awesome when someone scores a touchdown and leaps into the stands.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No love for the Steelers at all but this Ryan Shazier thing sucks. Such a bummer and not looking good.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yea. Realignment doesn't sound good but I heard movement. They have advanced in these injuries so hopefully he'll return back to normal.

No love for the Steelers but always for their continuous competition. Plus Tomlin's continuous mental meltdowns.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cool. I hadn’t heard movement yet so that’s at least positive.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I heard movement before I heard about the surgery. Always tricky with inflammation and damage.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndic...r-injury-has-movement-in-extremities.amp.html

 

[HoppyDaze]

No love for the Steelers at all but this Ryan Shazier thing sucks. Such a bummer and not looking good.

we know...you only like the Patriots and have no appreciation for anything else football related.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever.

College football’s level of suck is only eclipsed by your own.

 

[paulthenurse]

No one kneeled before the Army Navy game.

Go figure.

 

[Cape Brewing]

And?

They were probably too afraid to kneel given your vicious wrath of putting up a flag pole.

(Shivers)

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not sure Army's camouflage uniforms are working...

 

[paulthenurse]

You’ll totally enjoy me putting a flag pole up your azz.

 

[smurfjuice]

 

[Cape Brewing]

“But... but... day done kneeled! Day hate ‘Merica!! Ooooo I hate dem now!!!”

Freakin knuckle dragger.

“Hey maw!! Come lookit that there flagpole I done put up!!! At’ll show dem fancy rich NFL players!!”

I’m blown away you’re apparently able to actually operate a motorized vehicle

 

[smurfjuice]

With a hook inna back ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Browns.

Pfft

ppppppfffftttt