Name our beers for Presidential Primary Party!

[batty]

Regardless of political persuasion, we thought a presidential primary party would be a good way to celebrate our first primary living in NH. Among other festivities (which we haven't come up with yet), party will include 3 homebrews. We want to come up with a creative name for each as well as a short description, humorous and perhaps poking fun, but not overly offensive. The three beers are:

- Pumpkin
- Rye Pale Ale
- A Storm King-esque beer with 9 grains and 9 hops that will be 9% (I think everyone knows where we're heading with this one)

Potential ideas so far are:
- President Perry's Pumpkin- will include a description such as "Contains grains, hops, and .... I can't remember the third one."
- Ron Paul Rye Pale Ale
- Romneycare Rye- A rye a day keeps the death panel away!
- The obvious- 999

Thanks in advance for all suggestions!

 

[plumbob]

I did not Rye with that woman, Cain's Pale Ale

 

[EdWort]

This guy still might get challenged in a primary. You never know.

 

[Reno_eNVy]

pRYEmary pale ale

 

[JonM]

How about "Bachman! No, uh ... Gingrich!! No, uh ... Perry!! No, uh ... Cain!! No, uh ... Gingrich again! Ale"

 

[EdWort]

Nein Nein Nein Pils

Cain's Old 69 Porter

 

[2brew1cup]

Bachman Gruit: a traditional, recipe passed down from Prehistoric man.. Hundreds and.. Hundreds of years ago.

 

[JonM]

Rick Perry's stout, Rick Perry's blonde ale and, what was the third one ... um, ah, let's see ...

 

[Mongrel]

Romney: Rye Don't They Like Me? Pale Ale
Bachman: Jeepers Creepers ( I got some weird ass peepers) Pumpkin
Paul: Isolationist Golden Ale
Perry: All Hat No Cattle yellow fizzy water
Gingrich: Arrogant Bastard clone

 

[day_trippr]

Mongrel FTW!

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Wouldn't the Herman Cain beer be the 9/9/09 reciepe?

 

[Mongrel]

Wouldn't the Herman Cain beer be the 9/9/09 reciepe?

Yeah, but if it's anything like his campaign, the yeast will quit early.