I remember a time when a buddy of mine invited me to an all guys weekend at his parents house. Sleeping accomodations consisted of a bunch of mattresses on the floor in the back room.
Two guys (apparently long time friends of the family) decided to come across the state with the GFs. Having gone that far, no bringing them home. We all got really drunk that night and someone in the room was snoring REALLY EFFING LOUD. I had the pleasure of bunking next door to one of the guys with his woman, who spent literally ALL NIGHT bitching about whichever guy it was that was snoring. The guy, to his credit told her to shut up, its a guys weekend, and that she shouldn't even be there except that she whined until he brought her.
The next morning, as we were waking up, the topic of discussion was whoever it was making the noise. We all agreed it had to be my buddy, Dave. As it turns out, it was her friend, the other GF. And she was REDICULOUSLY tiny. I was in the Nav, in a berthing with literally 100 guys for 6 years and never heard snoring like that.
Why is it the tiny ones are the loudest?