Goofynewfie
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Walk into the kitchen completely naked, slap wife on butt wnhile looking at mil and say "your daughter is freaky" with a big smile on your face. Try this on a weekend
That doesn't matter....ask Billy Joel.
sonofgrok said:My mother in law is more awesome than my wife... if only she were 30 years younger...
My mother in law is more awesome than my wife... if only she were 30 years younger...
Where do they hang out? If its in the kitchen. Walk in in your drawers, scratch you nuts, grab an apple with out washing your hands and offer it to her. If its in the living room. Sit on the couch in your drawers scratching your nuts and then offer her some unwrapped dinner mints. See the common thread here? In your drawers scratching your nuts. You will either get rid of her OG get a date!
It is it is. He married her.
Im so confused...why is your MIL in your house? or is it her house? If thats the case sack the **** up and move.
Im so confused...why is your MIL in your house? or is it her house? If thats the case sack the **** up and move.
Lol. So many levels of wrong.
... Eye candy and cash are not a good foundation to build a relationship on...
Mix some regular Dawn dish detergent with water and put it into a spray bottle. Then squirt there underbelly if you can. Or just enough that they will crawl through it and it gets on there belly. Ummmm wait a minute, that's for stink bugs......
mtg4772 said:She was just here one day. I remember the conversation about maybe her moving in and i distinctively remember being against it. I've tolerated it because she does do the dishes and cooks (but the food is crap). But it's gotten to the point where they're the decision-makers and i'm a frickin side thought and the labor.
Thats just half of it: the other half is she has a condo 3 hours away where the rest of my in laws live. The condo is a clusterf*ck, hasn't been cleaned in decades. And I swear: this woman can write a daily newsletter about my comings, goings and doings, but instead she transmits this info via cell phone real time.
The strangest thing: if I'm mean to her my home stays clean. If I'm nice the home turns into a cluster. So I have to be an ******* all the time.
Commo is key: had the conversation, twice, with my wife and the MIL is leaving next week.
Please keep us posted.Commo is key: had the conversation, twice, with my wife and the MIL is leaving next week.
leftcontact said:Sane, heck, how do they manage to reproduce, especially the cosleeping ones?
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