Oopsididitagain
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So I am a regular on the forum but wanted to use a pseudonym because I cannot believe this happened...
So I am sitting at my desk and and think I have to fart so I gave a little push and nothing was coming out. Push again and decide I don't have to fart but will have to **** soon. NBD
Now, about an hour later I get up to go fill up my water bottle when I realize that my pants are a little wet. I worriedly rush to the bathroom to take a look and damn if I didn't SHART myself earlier!! It was nothing but poopy bum water that was all over my boxers and had soaked through my underwear and jeans!
Needless to say I threw out my boxers, tried to clean up my jeans a little and now am staying in my chair until everyone leaves and I can sneak out
The kicker is I am only 30! How is it possible that I just sharted and did not know it even happened?!?
What is your embarrassing story?
So I am sitting at my desk and and think I have to fart so I gave a little push and nothing was coming out. Push again and decide I don't have to fart but will have to **** soon. NBD
Now, about an hour later I get up to go fill up my water bottle when I realize that my pants are a little wet. I worriedly rush to the bathroom to take a look and damn if I didn't SHART myself earlier!! It was nothing but poopy bum water that was all over my boxers and had soaked through my underwear and jeans!
Needless to say I threw out my boxers, tried to clean up my jeans a little and now am staying in my chair until everyone leaves and I can sneak out
The kicker is I am only 30! How is it possible that I just sharted and did not know it even happened?!?
What is your embarrassing story?