Man, remember her in Weird Science and the Don't hate me because I'm beautiful commercials? Well, no need to hate her today.
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Yeah, but when I was a kid I didn't want to BOINK Eddie Van Halen, just his Old Lady!- Dwain
And thanks to Jenny Craig she's more boinkable than ever!
You think that's bad? Have you seen Eddie Van Halen lately?
I guess your standards are way higher than mine because I'd bone her twice.
This is way more of a tragedy:
Michelle Pfeifer is still sexy as hell...but I just don't like her. She's boring.
Wow... That Eddie VanHalen picture is like looking at a homeless guy about to scream at you for not giving him money and the other makes him look normal... Wow ...
You think that's bad? Have you seen Eddie Van Halen lately?
I could just throw on an old vhs copy of weird science in while we're bumping uglies and we could play "remember when?"
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