Is my beer infected?

[beerkrump]

My penis does not actually resemble a worm.

This may be quote worthy.

 

[arturo7]

That thread is only suitable for people with normal penises!

Wouldn't that be peni?

 

[Kelsch]

Wouldn't that be peni?

Or would it be penii?

 

[beerkrump]

From Webster's:

* Main Entry: pe·nis
* Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəs\
* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural pe·nis·es also pe·nes \ˈpē-(&#716nēz\
* Etymology: Latin, penis, tail; akin to Old High German faselt penis, Greek peos
* Date: 1668

: a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris