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I love the late night flights on the big plans with rows of three and you get a whole row to yourself to lounge out.
But I recline if nobody is behind me. If someone is I'll recline just a little cause I understand how uncomfortable it it. If I see the guy in front of starting to recline, my knees go up and I push until he stops.
 
I try always to sit on an aisle and I am one of the first people to stand up when the plane stops. I get incredibly claustrophobic and paranoid in a window seat.

I actually don't mind if the person in front of me reclines. I lean forward and rest my forehead on the seatback. At my height, this for me is the most comfortable position to read or snooze.

As for punching babies, it only serves to make them scream louder. In addition, you will likely receive scornful looks from the flight attendants and your fellow passengers. Although, deep inside they are cheering.
 
Know what else grinds my gears!?!?

People who f'in run for my gdam commuter train! Every single day... people basically standing in a sprinter's starting stance waiting for the big board to click what track our train is on.

.... clickclickclcickclcicklcickl.... "TRACK SIX"

AAAAAAAHHHH !!!!!! RUN!!!!!! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!! KNOCK PEOPLE OVER IF YOU HAVE TOOOO!!!!! IF YOU DON'T SPRINT TO THE TRAIN YOU'LL BE STUCK AT THE TRAIN STATION FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!

It's a fluckin' EMPTY TRAIN!!!!! And guess what snappah-head... it's gonna be 3/4's empty once everyone on this platform gets on!!! These people take this train EVERY DAY... they KNOW it's not like they're going to have to stand.

What??? are you getting the really super duper seat... that's the same as the one right f'in next to it!?!?

I walk down the platform... get on... take a seat right next to one of the f'in sprinters, look at them dead in the face and say, "Niiiiice... you got one of the GOOD seats huh?"

and they just look at me... "uuuuuuuhhhh"....

HEY!!!! C'MEER!!! LEMME GIVE YOU A QUICK F'IN KARATE CHOP TO THE THROAT FOR BEING A MORON!!!
 
Cape Brewing said:
People who f'in run for my gdam commuter train! LEMME GIVE YOU A QUICK F'IN KARATE CHOP TO THE THROAT FOR BEING A MORON!!!
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+1000000

I have the exact same thing here in DC (although there IS a distinct possibility you could end up standing if you're not on the train +10 minutes before departure).

I have never seen so many *****efaces slam into one another and knock each other out of the way to get onto a freaking train.
 
MMW said:
Normally by the end of the trip I'm ready to stretch my legs a little...I don't care if I'm not going anywhere, I just want to stand up. THe ones that really get to me are the ones who try to unload the aluminum cattle cars from the rear forward-- seriously-- wait your turn, don't unload till the row in front of you is moving up the aisle (and help those with baggage in the bins above you with theirs while you're standing up stretching your legs :) )
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Hey... I'm not saying I want people sitting in their seats for every second... I'm not even saying I'm anti-standing... what pisses me off is the people who will literally have the hand on the belt... waiting... thinking... "CMON PILOT!!! MAKE THE DING NOISE!!!!"... their hand is practically trembling... DING AAAAHHH!!! I GOTTA STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!

It's a like a personal race for some people... I'm waiting for some guy to stand up really really fast turn to me and say "You see that??? I stood up the **** outta that!!! I've been working on it at home. Nice huh?"

People stand up like the freakin' seat is on fire and if they don't get off the plane in four seconds they're gonna die... only to freakin stand there for five minutes while everyone else on the plane in front of them (including me who's been sitting not freakin out) gets off in front of them.

Hey... you're claustiphobic? awesome... you get a free pass. I won't punch you in the throat. You're about to miss a connection... awesome.. you get a free pass... I won't punch you in the throat... everyone else?!?! Throat punches.
 
I'm claustrophobic as all hell and even I hate the tools who stand up at the first note of the "Ding." Where the hell are ya going?

Ya know what happens? Everybody's standing, thus clogging everything up, thus making my claustrophobia worse. Morons.

I'm relatively tall, too, and I want to stretch my legs but I'm fairly sure I can wait five more minutes.
 
Damn, her grocery bill IS my mortgage... and about 3x our gorcery bill/mo.

WOW...
 
Bernie Brewer said:
I used to see that all time when worked in a grocery store. One guy came up to me and asked me for some ground round, because "You can't buy dog food with food stamps, and my dog's gotta eat, too." Yikes.
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I have a friend who gets food stamps and he was telling me they end up using it all every month mostly on energy drinks. He really didn't have a reason to lie to me but I was under the assumption food stamps only bought essentials, not soda, etc.
 
Cape Brewing said:
Hey... I'm not saying I want people sitting in their seats for every second... I'm not even saying I'm anti-standing... what pisses me off is the people who will literally have the hand on the belt... waiting... thinking... "CMON PILOT!!! MAKE THE DING NOISE!!!!"... their hand is practically trembling... DING AAAAHHH!!! I GOTTA STAND UP!!!!!!!!!!
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THAT'S ME!!

Cape Brewing said:
It's a like a personal race for some people... I'm waiting for some guy to stand up really really fast turn to me and say "You see that??? I stood up the **** outta that!!! I've been working on it at home. Nice huh?"
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HAHAHAHA! That's, uh, NOT me. I'm not the 'race you to the aisle spot' guy.
 
shecky said:
I'm claustrophobic as all hell and even I hate the tools who stand up at the first note of the "Ding." Where the hell are ya going?

Ya know what happens? Everybody's standing, thus clogging everything up, thus making my claustrophobia worse. Morons.

I'm relatively tall, too, and I want to stretch my legs but I'm fairly sure I can wait five more minutes.
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Thaaaaaaank you!!!!!!

SEE!?!? Shecky gets it! Why can't everyone be like Shecky!?! :mug:
 
Nope.

I absolutely, positively gotta stand up. Doesn't matter if I'm up front or back of the bus. Plane stops at gate, I stand up. Doesn't matter how long it takes, I'd rather wait standing than wait sitting. Sit there with someone's ass in my face? Hell no.

Stand up, turn on phone to see if anybody loves me, grab my bag, grab a bag for someone else,etc. All that matters is that I'm no longer in that miserable, cramped, smelly little seat rubbing elbows with some *****eface from the hinterworld.

Ahh, standing. My face finally in a clear airspace. Stretch, take a deep breath. Next stop immigration.
 
MacGregorBrewer said:
Am I the only person that wants to punch Dane Cook whenever anyone else says they want to punch a baby?
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^I don't watch that ********* Dane Cook...I thought punching babies was an international passtime.

arturo7 said:
Doesn't matter how long it takes, I'd rather wait standing than wait sitting. Sit there with someone's ass in my face? Hell no.
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^This is only because everyone else is a jerk just like you. Otherwise, nobody would have asses in their faces :p
 
Very much like being at a seminar when they serve lunch. Unless they call tables, everybody goes to the caterer's table at once. The rate of progress through the serving line never varies so I can't see the point of just getting into line. No, there's no stampede or pushing and shoving, but even sauntering over and standing in a long line rather than just sitting at your nice comfortable table with other attendees is pointless.

The serving staff are very good at keeping the food warm and plentiful. They want to be called again. You will get fed, and you will have time to eat. Relax.
 
What kind of bootcamp class are you taking?

I teach CISSP and CEH "bootcamp".

Trust me... Its harder on the instructor than the students. I go through lots of homebrew those weeks. And a bottle of vodka.
 
Duckfoot said:
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Ok that's just creepy. I have two black cats as well, a fat one and a skinny one, EXACTLY like in this picture. I've wondered what they do with their day when I'm not here, I guess I know now. They stalk you in your sleep.
 
Ah yes... Los Catos el Diablo...

The skinny one, "Puss" (farthest from the camera) is around 16 years old and just an ol' ***** at this point...

The fat one, "Dookie" is the sweetest, dumbest sack of fur you could ask for in a cat...

That being said, this is pretty much how I wake up in the morning, unless the dog has decided to sleep on my feet...
 
Fingers said:
Very much like being at a seminar when they serve lunch. Unless they call tables, everybody goes to the caterer's table at once. The rate of progress through the serving line never varies so I can't see the point of just getting into line. No, there's no stampede or pushing and shoving, but even sauntering over and standing in a long line rather than just sitting at your nice comfortable table with other attendees is pointless.

The serving staff are very good at keeping the food warm and plentiful. They want to be called again. You will get fed, and you will have time to eat. Relax.
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OK, luncheon seminar. I can relate.

boring speaker, boring speaker, boring speaker, time for lunch

are you gonna sit in your chair amid your fellow brain dead a-wipes or get out of your seat and streatch your legs, waiting for the line to ease?
 
PEOPLE WHO FLUKING SCREAM INTO CELL PHONES!!!

Seriously! C'mon... it's an eighth of an inch from your mouth. It's a PHONE! It's MADE so they can hear you!

Three out of five days a week there's some moron on the train or some other public place screaming into their cell phone as if screaming into it makes their bill become cheaper or something.

"OH.. MY... GOD... so then!, Mindy said to Melissa...'you... are... suchabitch' and then I was like... 'OH MY GOD' and then she was like 'whaaaaat?' and I was like 'yeah' and she was like 'whatever'!!"

I want to rip the cell phone out their hand and either beat them to death with it before cramming it up their azz or just snap it in two and spike it at their feet.

(I think I might have anger issues)
 
I love it when your on a plane with a mother and toddler, toddler sh*ts itself, starts crying cause its ears wont pop, mom cant figure out the problem. oh and doesn't change its diaper the whole flight. The flight attendent wont say anything because the mother is a big lady of the the non-caucasin ethnic group. Boy that was a fun flight!!!!!!Then the Flight attendent has the BALLS to ask if you had a good flight on deboarding!!!!
 
Cape Brewing said:
PEOPLE WHO FLUKING SCREAM INTO CELL PHONES!!!

Seriously! C'mon... it's an eighth of an inch from your mouth. It's a PHONE! It's MADE so they can hear you!

Three out of five days a week there's some moron on the train or some other public place screaming into their cell phone as if screaming into it makes their bill become cheaper or something.

"OH.. MY... GOD... so then!, Mindy said to Melissa...'you... are... suchabitch' and then I was like... 'OH MY GOD' and then she was like 'whaaaaat?' and I was like 'yeah' and she was like 'whatever'!!"

I want to rip the cell phone out their hand and either beat them to death with it before cramming it up their azz or just snap it in two and spike it at their feet.

(I think I might have anger issues)
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How about the idiots that move the phone from their ear to their mouth to talk into it....that pisses me the hell off.
 

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