How have you had time to brew any beer...what with all your posting?
Obviously you don't know a thing about what you are talking about... you have 15,884 posts! Get you facts straight before posting
15885 actually.
With an experienced brewer like this I have two questions:
1. can I brew a mild with a 12% abv?
2. If I breath during brew day will it be infected?
For #2 it is probably best to search youtube for "Take Some Advice" videos - he will clarify that all up for you
Yes. Just add vodka.With an experienced brewer like this I have two questions:
1. can I brew a mild with a 12% abv?
2. If I breath during brew day will it be infected?
For #2 it is probably best to search youtube for "Take Some Advice" videos - he will clarify that all up for you
Hey noob, nobody asked you!
Go sit over there.
Wait, what? I'm sure I trippled check I was right!... I will shut up now
Yes. Just add vodka.
No, he's right. If you don't use lubriderm while brewing your brew won't have the special sauce.
If Crash's posts on this thread are any indication, I think I know how he made it to over 15,000 posts.
You have some catching up to do. Try your math on this.
ThisOhhh and I only have 4931 posts..I dont know nuttin! Or at least only about 1/3 of what crash knows anyway...
Cheers
Jay
lol14000 of his post are in the boneyard
Ha!ewwww
Just... ewwwww
As long as the majority don't consist solely of...
"This"
Or
"LOL!"
ha I love it when Passed gives Crash crap!PKU they don't brew where Crash is from.
This! An he invented the "Handy-dandy Boil-Over Containment System" which neither prevented nor contained boil overs, as my garage floor clearly showed. It also meltedCrash is a brewing genius! I learnt errything I know from him. How to boil over. How to brew on stuff you find in a junkyard. How unimportant sanitation is. Not to waste steps measuring things. Screw timers. And the proper length of primary fermentation is forever.
Seriously. You guys need to listen to Crash.
You don't know how troo this statement is!14000 of his post are in the boneyard
ThisAnd for the record, while my join date may have been 2005, I think it was 2008 before I posted anything. I have about 500 on topic posts, which took about 2 years to build up. The other 15,300 are in a particular off topic members section thread. I haven't brewed for over a year, I'll probably sell my gear sometime soon (and I have some great junkyard gear!)....
Yeah, I'm a poho - just as this thread proves.
Damn. I went and picked up a salt lick instead. Is it infected now?
And for the record, my boil over containment system was awesome until it melted, and then I boiled over past it.
Yes, folks, I am so skilled that I can boil over a 5 gallon batch in a 15 gallon keg, from the junkyard.
Ask away, lotioners.
Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.
- Do airlock bubbles matter?
- What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob?
- Is it infected?
- Rehydrate dry yeast?
- Dry or Wet ribs?
- Will Reel return? (oops)
- Secondary?
- Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum.
- Does the president brew beer?
- How many admins are in TX right now?
- What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY?
- Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard
- Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT?
- Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius?
Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.
- Do airlock bubbles matter?
- What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob?
- Is it infected?
- Rehydrate dry yeast?
- Dry or Wet ribs?
- Will Reel return? (oops)
- Secondary?
- Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum.
- Does the president brew beer?
- How many admins are in TX right now?
- What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY?
- Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard
- Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT?
- Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius?
That all you got?Welcome to Genpop! A lot has changed since you last were here, so we are going to need you to take the entrance exam.
- Do airlock bubbles matter? Revvy says no, so I'm going with no. Wait, is revvy still here?
- What plays hockey, hunts, and marries Bob? Oh that's easy, dat's da yooper (that's currantly in Tejas)
- Is it infected? Yes, and you posted a picture of it on Facebook.
- Rehydrate dry yeast? Only if you care about your beer. In which case you are, of course, using the packet that came with your coopers extract kit.
- Dry or Wet ribs? Depends on if we're talking about the beginning or the end of the night. We're both actually talking about fits, right?
- Will Reel return? (oops) Depends on what pictures may have allegedly may or may not have allegedly been posted
- Secondary? No, two year long primary is fine.
- Name one TV star who brews and is on this forum. Does "TV Star", as in type of content that occurs in that one place that no one is supposed to talk about but someone did here count? Woohhh... b... wait, what were we talking about?
- Does the president brew beer? Keep that crap in the debate forum.
- How many admins are in TX right now? Yooper, TX Brew, and it seems like Homer is here.
- What country owns Blue Point Brewing in NY? Not me. Is the beer good?
- Name 2 of the 3 broken keys on cheezedemon3's keyboard I'll name all seven. AGYOPRN
- Who is the Riddle Laureate on HBT? LGI?
- Nerf bars, two wheels or Prius? Definitely two wheels if you want my name.
That all you got?
Oh, and they're right. You win the internet. If I wander back to that one place, I have a word I'd like to call you but I'm not allowed to out here.
Haha. I know the word. We've been down that path before bud
Title says it all. Just come straight to me for brewing advise. Clearly, I'm an expert. After all, I have 15,883 posts on a brewing forum!
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