I can't think of an original name...

[BL41R]

Just for fun, I have been thinkin of funny names for the beers we are brewing. We only brew IPAs so every name is related to hops..
Some cool ones that are available:

Hoptical Illusion
Hop Notch
Hoptimum
Hoptometry

those are the first few that came to my mind. Anyways, I can't come up with anything that ISN"T taken. It was funny at first, but now it is just annoying. I'll give you some examples of names I thought of, but have already been claimed..

Hellahopter (like helicopter..)
Tyranasaurus Hops aka T. Hops
Hoppopotamus


damn, im high right now and cant think of the other ones.. il post them as i remember.

 

[stevefarns]

hoprodisiac?

 

[Idunno445]

Alphadisiac?

 

[trapae]

Here is my running list of possible brew names:

Bagend brew
Witching hour black ipa
Nightshade dark ale
Monkey **** pale
Subterfuge lager
Velvet lizard ipa
Odin's eye tankard
Valhalla grog
Sycophant ipa
Fever in a ****house ale
Nickel n 2 pennies beer
Dog slobber ale
Wildebeest hide libation
Faustian bargain ipa
4horseman ale
Nunya draft ale
Nevermore raven stout
Goat teats ipa
Knicker droppers pale ale
Weasel **** pungent brew
Just the tip ipa
Hello, my name is: Beer
Fizzy lifting drink ale
Phallus Maximus beer
Fickle embrace brew
Spontaneous coitus juice
Hammer of the gods grog
Evil humors stout
Fisticuffs pale ale
Roll the bones white ale
Morning wood breakfast stout
Rusty nail red ale
Dancing satyr drink
Satan's ******* ale
Shorn scrotum pale ale
Narcolepsy ipa
Irish temper blond
Off leash lager
Fugue state amber
Pleasant dementia
Angel sweat
Short bus thermos filler
9 hells
Leathery nipple porter
I'm thirsty hefe
Chimney sweep stout
Kidney punch
Slippery noodle
Pocket full-a-pee
Pimp slap malt liquor
Jerkneck brew
Rabbit hole brown
Elbow skin barley wine
Blackheart stout
Mean mug Pale
Brigadoon barley tea
Carpathian Crimson ale
Amateur amalgamation brew
Two on red Ale
Self medication libation
Drink me now
Around the way Easy drinker
Morally absent ale
Me love you long time lager
Bad kitty brew
Rictus smile
Sardonic grin
Troll poop
Scrofula
Roshambo
Love Yodel
Hop whisperer IPA
Flagon filler
Mortal coil
Passion in my pants


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[Yuri_Rage]

http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php

 

[Calichusetts]

Not the greatest beer but you reminded me of it...

 

[aiptasia]

Drop hop and roll.

 

[timrox1212]

Hoppy hoppy joy joy


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[jaropkls]

"Hopotenuse" ale
2oz of Amarillo + 2oz of Brewers Gold = 2oz of Cascade dry hop

That's free, you can have that one

 

[neilpcraven]

hophophopamus?

 

[dkevinb]

An engineer friend of mine came into work one day and said he'd gotten a puppy. We asked him what he named it. He said, "TBD". We all thought that was a great name, so that's what he named it.

I've given up trying to name my beers. I call them "Pale Ale", "Brown Ale", "Amber Ale", "ESB" - you get the picture.

 

[-Liam-]

Just for fun, I have been thinkin of funny names for the beers we are brewing. We only brew IPAs so every name is related to hops..
Some cool ones that are available:

Hoptical Illusion
Hop Notch
Hoptimum
Hoptometry

those are the first few that came to my mind. Anyways, I can't come up with anything that ISN"T taken. It was funny at first, but now it is just annoying. I'll give you some examples of names I thought of, but have already been claimed..


Hellahopter (like helicopter..)
Tyranasaurus Hops aka T. Hops
Hoppopotamus


damn, im high right now and cant think of the other ones.. il post them as i remember.

Hoptical Illusion is a beer brewed by Flying Monkeys Brewery.

 

[sandyeggoxj]

http://www.brewbound.com/news/2013/...-of-hop-notch-ipa-following-trademark-dispute

Those are some funny names! It is fun to name a new beer!

 

[Seabrawk]

Drop hop and roll.

http://www.charlottemagazine.com/Blogs/On-Tap/April-2014/NoDa-Brewing-takes-gold-in-World-Beer-Cup/

 

[poptarts]

Drop hop and roll.

Thats only for people in colorado.

 

[DocScott]

Just for fun, I have been thinkin of funny names for the beers we are brewing. We only brew IPAs so every name is related to hops..
Some cool ones that are available:

Hoptical Illusion
Hop Notch
Hoptimum
Hoptometry

QUOTE]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but most of those names are off the shelf, ie, not available commercially

Hoptical Illusion is brewed by Blue Point Brewing

Hop Notch used to be brewed by Uintas but they were forced to change it to "Hop Nosh" bc another brewery has trademark on "Notch" in relation to beer

Hoptimum is a IIPA brewed at Sierra Nevada

Hoptometrist is still free as far as I know.
I actually brewed a "Hoptometrist" a while back...My optometrist friends got a kick out of it.

 

[kombat]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but most of those names are off the shelf, ie, not available commercially

Hoptical Illusion is brewed by Blue Point Brewing

Your Google-fu skills are weak.

Hoptical Illusion is brewed out of Barrie, Ontario by a great little brewery called Flying Monkeys. Hoptical Illusion is sold on tap at many restaurants, and in bottles at LCBO's (government-run liquor stores) all over the province. And it's a great beer.

 

[AnOldUR]

Hop Diggity Dog


oops . . . should'a googled first. Taken!

 

[atom]

Your Google-fu skills are weak.

Hoptical Illusion is brewed out of Barrie, Ontario by a great little brewery called Flying Monkeys. Hoptical Illusion is sold on tap at many restaurants, and in bottles at LCBO's (government-run liquor stores) all over the province. And it's a great beer.

really?

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/764/20168/

 

[Flipadelphia]

really?

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/764/20168/

Guess there are 2.

http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/10796/49983/

 

[ktblunden]

"Hopotenuse" ale
2oz of Amarillo + 2oz of Brewers Gold = 2oz of Cascade dry hop

That's free, you can have that one

Should actually be 2.828oz of Cascade.

a² + b² = c²

2² + 2² = c²

4 + 4 = c²

8 = c²

2.828 = c

/mathnerd

 

[DocScott]

Oops kombat...

My post was not a google search but rather a history of buying, trying and following some regional craft breweries.

No need to jump to conclusions. Just trying to recognize long established trademarks.

Happy derby day. (And big brew day! Our club put down our first10 gallons as a group today!)


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[PackerfaninSanDiego]

Hopportunity

Hopinsanity

Depending on how many hops you use in each batch,,,,,,Triple Hoppiness, Quadruple Hoppiness,

 

[cthulu1975]

Hopsicord( aged on wood), hopsickle (harvest ipa), hopalong, lhasa hopso (sorachi ace ipa)

 

[jaropkls]

Should actually be 2.828oz of Cascade.

a² + b² = c²

2² + 2² = c²

4 + 4 = c²

8 = c²

2.828 = c

/mathnerd

touché

 

[LJvermonster]

Should actually be 2.828oz of Cascade.



a² + b² = c²



2² + 2² = c²



4 + 4 = c²



8 = c²



2.828 = c



/mathnerd

Best quote I've read on here. Well played sir.


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[JonM]

Hop about names that the ATF would never, ever approve for a commercial beer? Like "Hoppy as F**k IPA."