Hops are now illegal!!

[FloppyKnockers]

What is everyone planning on doing now that hops are illegal in the United States? Thankfully I have a stock of rhizomes and am willing to open a black-market online storefront. I will take offers starting at $50/ounce.

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[Dr_Jeff]

April Fools, lol

 

[JeffersonStateBrewing]

Tha'ts ****ing hilarious!

 

[grampamark]

Sponsored by “Congresswoman Shirley Madeup”.

 

[slayer021175666]

I don't know if they'll post it but, I just made a comment on Yakima valley's website. I was not amused! It pissed me off that I read all of that crap just to find out that it was a joke! Although, several points in the article were fishy sounding. Get to the end and find out it was all just a big joke that wasted my time and gave me quite a fright! Considering, what the government does these days, all of it's overreach and rights denials, I thought for a second that it might be true! And, come to think of it, who could blame me or anyone else for thinking that?! Not cool.

 

[grampamark]

Lighten up, Francis . I think most folks took one look at the headline, and the calendar, and realized what was going on.

That said, I realize there is a certain percentage of the population that are constantly on the lookout for any excuse to be offended…

 

[slayer021175666]

Lighten up, Francis . I think most folks took one look at the headline, and the calendar, and realized what was going on.

That said, I realize there is a certain percentage of the population that are constantly on the lookout for any excuse to be offended…

I take it, I'm Francis?

 

[grampamark]

I take it, I'm Francis?

It’s a line from the movie ”Stripes”. It has become a standard response meaning “don’t take things too seriously”.

 

[balrog]

Back in the day, when I was younger, the internet was newer, and dinosaurs still roamed freely across the savanna, April Fool's posts were quite the scream.

Now get off my lawn!

 

[Jayjay1976]

Who's still bittering with hops in 2022?

 

[Jayjay1976]

I take it, I'm Francis?

Careful there or you'll become Francine.

 

[balrog]

Tru Beer © FTW !

 

[Dr_Jeff]

Sponsored by “Congresswoman Shirley Madeup”.

Actually, that nutjob Marjorie Taylor Green

 

[slayer021175666]

It’s a line from the movie ”Stripes”. It has become a standard response meaning “don’t take things too seriously”.

Yeah, after reading my post I think I had too many exclamation points in it and stuff. It sounded angrier than I was but, it did get on my nerves. It actually wasted my time more than it angered me. Although, I don't like anything wasting my time! Hahaha!

 

[slayer021175666]

Careful there or you'll become Francine.

Yeah yeah. I get it.

 

[Franktalk]

Hey! I resemble that! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! After all, I am Francis.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I’d better hurry up and use all the hops I have on hand for a batch in the new 1000 gallon Foundry!
https://www.anvilbrewing.com/1000-gallon-foundry

 

[slayer021175666]

Hey! I resemble that! Nyuk nyuk nyuk! After all, I am Francis.

Actually, yes. Yes, you are!

 

[slayer021175666]

I’d better hurry up and use all the hops I have on hand for a batch in the new 1000 gallon Foundry!
https://www.anvilbrewing.com/1000-gallon-foundry

That's funnier and it doesn't take me as long to read. Much less time wasted equals much less anger!

 

[slayer021175666]

Oh, hell! I just realized what the date is! Jesus.

 

[bracconiere]

Oh, hell! I just realized what the date is! Jesus.

at least it wasn't 4/20 they'd be saying they're transitioning away from selling hops to marijuana!

i took it half ass seriously too when i saw the title, wouldn't have surprised me....i've had boxes of hops searched by the post office before!

 

[Rish]

Time for a big return to gruit!

 

[bracconiere]

Time for a big return to gruit!

i bought a lb of cardamom.....

 

[day_trippr]

Anyone getting owned by an internet post on April 1 totally earned it, ffs.
So embarrassing, I wouldn't post on HBT for a few months at least.
Sheesh....

 

[bracconiere]

Anyone getting owned by an internet post

m'f'r it was an email! not a post! (emails would be like if i got a april fools from the electric/water/gas company telling me for such, and such reason they were going out of bussiness, and i'll no longer have service...)

 

[slayer021175666]

Anyone getting owned by an internet post on April 1 totally earned it, ffs.
So embarrassing, I wouldn't post on HBT for a few months at least.
Sheesh....

X2 for, It was an email.

 

[gingerdawg]

I like the name of the lobbyist, Hugh Paichek

 

[slayer021175666]

I like the name of the lobbyist, Hugh Paichek

Hell, I never even noticed that!