WPStrassburg
Well-Known Member
I saw a funny list of the top ten best responses when someone wants to rub a pregnant woman's belly. It went something like:
10: No.
9: No.
8: Hell no.
7: No.
6: Don't do that please.
5: No.
4: No!
Et cetera.
I've been told it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, so just give that turkey timer of a belly button a poke and giggle like the Pillsbury doughboy....
As to the odd or overly personal questions just ask something odder than they did. or regardless of what you really do answer totally opposite of what you know they are looking for, just to instigate....