HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

[DeathBrewer]

No. Masturbation sounds sound like this:-

Slap slap.....Oh yeah!.....Slap slap.....You are the man!!.....Slap slap.....Give it to me!.....Slap slap.....oh! look in the mirror baby!.....Slap slap.....Oh yeah!.....Slap slap.....You are the one for me Shecky! Slap that harder!.....Slap slap.....Go Red Sox!.....Slap slap.....I feel the French in me coming out!.....Slap slap.....J'arrive! J'arrive!.........Slap slap.....Merde, shecky, I love you so!!!.....Slap slap.....hey! stop that!, i'm done!.....Slap slap.....Oh,OK Shecky darling, one more time for the Sox......Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap..........Slap slap.....

Terrible, man, just terrible...

 

[Evan!]

Are they concerned for all the women out there who, GULP, choose not to marry??? He must live in constant fear over no one protecting their precious poonaners from plundering by the general public.

Instant Classic. Protecting the Precious Poonaners!

 

[jmulligan]

Happy to provide our perverted alliteration for the day.

 

[ChshreCat]

blow into the hose, it can help clear out whatever is clogging the holes.

OW! OW! OW!

No! You don't blow in it, that's just what it's called!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Looked like a spiral turd served with a huge spattering of man cum to me.....But if it has bacon in it, then I'll eat it.

yeah...you'll eat anything with man-juice, won't you?

 

[jmulligan]

Even if you don't want to brew something, you can always sit around drinking homebrew and playing with yourself.

Excellent advice! I'll be sure to remember that next time brewing just seems like too much work, but I still want to do something...enjoyable.

 

[dataz722]

Excellent advice! I'll be sure to remember that next time brewing just seems like too much work, but I still want to do something...enjoyable.

We are all looking forward to the boneyard posts!!!

 

[IrregularPulse]

Quoted in the Quote thread? Eminent Implosion?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Divided by zero!! Holy fack!!!

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

You get more with a kind word, a smile and a gun than you do with a kind word and a smile.

I feel like this quote could be adapted to most situations. awesome

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I don't want to steal their thunder, but I thought it would be fun if all of you non-tweeple speculated on who went pro.

Me? Nah, I'd probably remember.

Shecky.

Revvy?

Not porn pro.

lol..........................

 

[GregR]

Hm, I thought you put me on ignore too. I'm disappointed. In any case, don't go questioning my repertoire, dammit. I'll go all Sir *****ely Von *****ington III, Duke of *****arleston on you.

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[Baja_Brewer]

Once the ring's out the balls will fall out and release their hold.

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[MeatyPortion]

My sig:

Awesome drunk posting.


Originally Posted by Zul'jin
and i dont drink my homebrew green not alot just some to taste test. you gotta do that yall know cause youre in the hobby. If i was a alcholic i would be drinking it right out the ferenter like a walrus with a bucket.

 

[mmb]

No. I'm saying I find manholes, stick my long rod in them, and see how well their pipes handle fluid.

Uhh.... ok.... I thought my job sucked....

 

[Hambone]

I'd leave the Apfelwein until cock out time though!



Edit: I love cock out time!

 

[brrman]

LOL - Hambone beat me to that one...

 

[ohiobrewtus]

Instant classic (poster will remain anonymous):

But don't you ever ****ing call me a liar again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or accuse me of being "misleading."

If I don't see airlock bubbling I don't see airlcok bubbling, several OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD HAVE SAID THEY DON'T OFTEN SEE AIRLOCK BUBBLING. So shove it up your ass!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Oh yeah...this deserves its place:

Thanx. I hadn't followed the cleft of venus link. What a poetic term LOL

Somehow that strikes me as a great name for maybe a restaurant. Uh, I'll be dining at the cleft of venus tonight. I've heard the red snapper there is excellent. Never served over cooked, but always tender and juicy with just the right level of spiciness. They are all good, but you must try the Asian cleft of venus for something exotic. It goes excellent with a nice bottle of wine and some srawberries. :cross:

 

[paulthenurse]

Instant classic (poster will remain anonymous):

Damn, that's not fair. You've got to share that thread with us, it sounds like a winner.

PTN

 

[DeathBrewer]

Trust me, it's not a winnar.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

The overall direction of the thread was certainly a fail, but this quote is full of all kinds of win, regardless of who made it.

 

[Evan!]

OB is right. That quote is an instant classic, made of win, and encrusted with win, with just a bit of win dust sprinkled on top.

Far as I'm concerned regarding that thread, while it was ridiculous for grown men to be acting like 5-year-olds, there's no denying that it was entertaining as hell, especially when the poster in question rattled off that huge-text screamy post. Pure awesomeness.

 

[chefmike]

Now I am a little dissapointed that I skipped reading it... I kept seeing it pop up and thought "who the crap can still be going on about airlock bubbles?!!?"

It is entertaining in that paris hilton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Michael Vick sort of way... you are embarrassed for them, but can't help but laughing.

 

[Saccharomyces]

Mine showed up in the last hour. Looks like it was left on the porch.

so did mine - I bet it was on the same truck. I hope he dropped your box and kicked it around a bit before setting my box gently on top of your leaky one.

Or, you could just brew better beer and then you wouldn't have to resort to such foul tactics

but foul tactics are easier than controlling fermentation temperatures during a hot summer

LMAO..............

 

[bob1852]

5 gallons of Shiver Me Bitters memorial brew

23,037 + 5 = 23,042

So Shecky really does brew???? hmmm....sorry for giving you so much crap buddy

 

[Saccharomyces]

Can't let this one go now that I took it out of my sig.... too classic.

They already think I'm making meth and distilling in the side yard when they see the keggle and the ghetto sculpture. They wouldn't be shocked at all to see little baggies of white powder, I'm sure.

 

[ChshreCat]

Originally Posted by shek View Post
I just boiled with one gelcap of Gas-x and didn't have to worry about boiling over at all. I couldn't find unflavored Gas-x so it had mint flavoring in it, which I could definitely smell at the start of the boil, but I can't detect the smell now so hopefully it didn't impart a minty flavor.

mmmmm... minty!

 

[Scooterkdavis]

actually had a cop pull his gun on me after coming into my garage at 1:00am on a monday morning during a late night brew last year after a monday night football game because of a public disturbance and I had two bags of unmarked priming sugar on a table in my garage next to pot pipe my friend left over.

 

[dataz722]

that's way better than my original idea of swallowing a few hop-filled condoms.

what isn't a better idea?

 

[DeathBrewer]

All in your base...

I have been RDWHAHB for the past hour...

 

[Revvy]

Our favorite Troll (not internet troll, REAL one) is baaaack!!!!!

There's so much prime material in his latest thread...But heck this is prime;

And at work where i work we are all getting trained an HIn1 FLU VIRUS. the pig flu. I am like, i dont need to wash my hnads cause i didnt touch no pig peckers in there. there is not even pisgs is there. they live outside and the bathroom is inside and besides it aonlyhas a shower. and we wahs our boots there anyway. so they make me the trainer and i am gonna qauratine anyone who looks sick.

"cause he said pecker of course.

 

[dataz722]

Another great line from the same post

sage words of adive, never let your uncle touch you . a guy at work who worked at taco Tico told me that and he told e cerado, go to the other recepticle.

 

[Revvy]

Another great line from the same post

Yeah....so many to choose from.

 

[Zen_Brew]

I think this ones worthy, and NPR can always use the publicity.

It isn't NPR's fault if they have a liberal bias: reality does too!

 

[Ksosh]

In a thread about the OP hating cops who give him speeding tickets:

Man, me too
Everytime I stab/kill some one they always up in my grill n stuff

 

[bob1852]

This is gonna be WWIII or as the Moon People call it ....... Moon War I.

:rockin:
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[dataz722]

Moose balls worries me.

They worry me too.

 

[HokieBrewer]

it was like 4 to 1 sausage party over there before the prank..lol and after all there babes left because of the smell

That damn smell...

 

[FishinDave07]

I love it!

Apparently Grolsch gaskets are like underwear. Clean them and re-use them... but don't turn them inside out!