Rhoobarb
Well-Known Member
Never heard that one, but it's great! I'm gonna steal it from you!deathweed said:... "You know, every time you spill a beer, an angel burns in hell..."...
When someone leaves and says, "See ya later" or "I'll be back in awhile", I respond, "Thanks for the warning."
When someone says, "I'm gonna take a piss" I sometimes respond, "Take one for me while you're at it."
When someone says, "Man, am I drunk", I sometimes respond, "I'll alert the media."