Love this thread and I'm bored at work and new on this forum so I thought I might pitch in!
My boss and I went to a local bar that had a decent craft selection and a horrible bartender. After about a half dozen different IPA's the bartender decided to be cool and passed us a glass on the house! After the first awkward sip we realized she had given us a Shiner Bock. Nice try, thanks but no thanks.
Last week my father and brothers came in to get measured for suits for my wedding, so I took them to dinner nearby. The restaurant was fine but had a very small beer selection with zero craft beer. Knowing it would merely be a primer on a night of debauchery, I asked for a Coors light just to help the fish taco. The waiter came out with an overly frosted glass and a slightly cooler than room temp bottle of Coors and asked if he could pour it for me. Yes Jeeves. Make with the fancy.