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Bacon + beer = Win!

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Haha I was just reading 99's post imagining all the s*** he's blown up. And bacon rules...ever have tac-bac tactical bacon by cmmg? I bet you wish you had this in your MRE...
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That would be good in "C" Rats (canned) really...MRE's are pouches you place in a bag with a little water that heats up the meal.

Speaking of "blowing up", I left out the Mine Dispenser (Volcano) and Mine Clearing line Charge (MICLIC)...owned by the Marines btw...the last "sheet" I blew up was in Korea...a couple of miles from the DMZ...;)

I'm not even going to get into the Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Equipment I used to work with...:D...beach assaults and training alongside the Special Forces (3 tours at Ft. Bragg)...(and other things I can never/will never talk about...;))
 
Homebrewer 99, did you eat bacon when you were in Kosovo? I did, at every base in the country from 1999-2001. I even ate a hot dog (like bacon) at the POLBAT in Kacanik!
 
Yes, I did. When did you go in in 1999? I drove my M109 Shop Van in the first wave from Skopje to Bondsteel (Urosevac/Djilane) in June...3 days after the bombing stopped. Remember when Bondsteel was just a field of weeds?
And those long lines of trucks we used to pass up at the border?

Second tour I was at Montieth (the second one, not the one on the hill...that's where we met the Secretary of Defense)...

I met (and shook hands with) Alexander Haig when he was a general in Germany back during REFORGER in 1977 or 78...and shook hands with Hillary Clinton back in the 90s (I know...nothing to brag about ;)).
 
I came in August. My unit went in June (10SFG), but I had just gotten back from Bosnia so I wasn't picked for the first wave. When they got there, they needed more people and sent back for me and about 15 others. I spent my 21st there on that first rotation.

When I got there, they were just starting to get all the tents really organized. We still had the field mice running all over...

BUT, even though we had to eat MRE's for lunch and dinner, we did get a REAL food breakfast every day at the mess tent over by the field hospital at the bottom of the hill, and that mean: BACON!!! (and scrambled eggs with shells in them of course...)
 
I really got bacon jacked. Ive been reading about bacon now for like 20 min.s that amazing thank you all, this thread went from being crap to incredible.
 
Haha my wife just told me to get out of the kitchen because she's going to make some dinner. I just opened this thread again and now I smell bacon...so I ran in there and yes...she's cooking bacon :cross:
 
MeatyPortion said:
I'm going to take a stab at it that you were with the 101st. Did you happen to know a SPC Steve Baker, 12B series?
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If you're talking to me, no. I didn't know him. I did support the Sappers (Combat Engineers) small arms and MICLICs. I think the unit there at that time was 1/9th Eng.

Is he a friend/relative or something?


Airborneguy: Yeah, I know MREs 3 meals a day for 3 months before the real food came in. Whenever I could I ate downtown or back at Skopje or the NATO facility.

We stopped at the McDonald's a lot in Skopje and took food back. Once I set a #1 in front of my tent mate when he was at his computer and the Col saw me do it and asked me where I got it (from)...I said "I know you can read so I really hope you're being rhetorical..." No reply... The other LAR enjoyed it.

Yeah, when we pulled up our tent we had 13 dead mice under our plywood & MRE case flooring. I still can't believe we couldn't smell that. :eek:
 
Nah, that was for AirborneGuy.

Baker was with me in Iraq from 03-04 and I know he was in Kosovo with the 101 before that but I'm not sure which year.
 
homebrewer_99 said:
OK, Jarhead...you don't know a damned thing about me so listen up because I don't want to repeat myself...I've earned the right to be self-righteous, opinionated and judgemental!:rockin:

I just retired (in June) with 36 years, 9 months and a couple of days of Federal service to this country. I was Active Army in Artillery (I worked on the M102, M114, and M198 Towed, M109 and M110 Self-Propelled Howitzers) for 7 years (1972-1980 and no, I did not go to 'Nam).

I have been to every Army, fort, base, camp, station and US Kaserne in the US, Germany, Italy and Korea...many more than once and several MANY, MANY times. Unfortunately, none in SWA because I've been training my 4 replacements for the past 2 years.

I spent a minimum of 15 weeks (many more over 20 weeks) a year on the road supporting the soldiers.

Sure I was young once. I joined the Army at 17 when the draft was still on. Afterwards I spent almost 30 years as a Department of the Army Civilian. I was a GS-12 (equivilant rank of Major) from 1996 to retirement.

I know everything there is to know about every small arms the Army has. I worked in Direct Support as a Small Arms Repairer and Inspector for 5 years and supported them for another 20 plus.

I've worked and taught soldiers and civilians on every towed artillery piece up to the triple 7. But I have performed M777 modifications at Forts Lewis and Sill as well as Goose Creek.

My last job (6+ years), I was the Equipment Specialist for the Paladin, M109A6 155mm Self-Propelled Howitzer. I've been to Anniston Army Depot, AL at least a dozen times on the Paladin program, as well as modifying the 120mm Mortars. I also did this Germany and Korea while working the Paladin. I was responsible for all the technical actions for the howitzer to include provisioning, maintenance, writing and updating the TMs, applying modifications. Whenever soldiers or civilians had a problem in the field I was the person they would call. I went to Korean every year for the last 6 years to teach the Paladin Digital Fire Control System to civilians and mechanics.

The 9 years I spent in Germany were for our collective Uncle. While there I did two tours in Kosovo as an Armament Logistics Assitance Representative (LAR). I was NOT A CONTRACTOR!!!! :mad:. I supported all the weapons systems in theater, including the Kiowa and Apache 50 cal and rocket pods.

There's more, but why go one...this isn't a job interview. I know a person of my experience can't be made in 5, 10, or even 20 years. :rockin: Yes, I am well aware of worth to this country.

The funny thing is that if I ever wanted to return (back to work) I could go to almost any country in the world because our military weapons are there.
Here's something to wash down that humble pie...:mug::mug:
At Ease!! Semper Fidelis! ;)
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Which actually neatly brings me to my favourite quote about Americans ever:


America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson
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homebrewer_99 said:
OK, Jarhead...you don't know a damned thing about me so listen up because I don't want to repeat myself...I've earned the right to be self-righteous, opinionated and judgemental!:rockin:
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Sorry buddy, I respect that you were in the Army. I respect anyone for serving. However, You nor I have earned the right to be self-righteous or judgemental. Now, Opinionated Hell Yeah.

Again I have nothing personal against you I just saw you go a bit toward the self-righteous side is all.

Now Have A Beer & Some Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!! :rockin:

:mug:

Semper Fi
 
EoinMag said:
Which actually neatly brings me to my favourite quote about Americans ever:
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Being Irish Decent, I love you man but we aren't all that way. However I am!
:mug:

Problem right now is America has become a bit soft in foreign relations. I know I'll get hammered for this but hey it's just my view.

I'm more of a live and let live person, but once first blood has been drawn it's on like donkey kong. Kill them all and leave no doubt so it won't happen again. Simple and works every time.

:mug:
 
brewagentjay said:
Sorry buddy, I respect that you were in the Army. I respect anyone for serving. However, You nor I have earned the right to be self-righteous or judgemental. Now, Opinionated Hell Yeah.

Again I have nothing personal against you I just saw you go a bit toward the self-righteous side is all.

Now Have A Beer & Some Bacon!!!!!!!!!!!! :rockin:

:mug:

Semper Fi
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Self righteous = Opinionated.
 
TheMan said:
Self righteous = Opinionated.
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:mug: You would think that but it's not.

Self righteous = I'm better than you.

Opinionated = Freedom to share your feelings, views, and ideas. Nothing more nothing less.

I'm Opinionated as hell, I even like to be right but I can grasp that maybe I'm not.

Definitions:

Self-righteous: is a feeling of (usually) smug moral superiority derived from a sense that one's beliefs, actions, or affiliations are of greater virtue than those of the average person

Opinionated: Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to one's own opinions.

I'll admit they are close.

:mug:
 
brewagentjay said:
:mug: You would think that but it's not.

Self righteous = I'm better than you.

Opinionated = Freedom to share your feelings, views, and ideas. Nothing more nothing less.

I'm Opinionated as hell, I even like to be right but I can grasp that maybe I'm not.

Definitions:

Self-righteous: is a feeling of (usually) smug moral superiority derived from a sense that one's beliefs, actions, or affiliations are of greater virtue than those of the average person

Opinionated: Holding stubbornly and often unreasonably to one's own opinions.

I'll admit they are close.

:mug:
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In the definition of Self Righteous it states "a feeling".

Feeling: a sentiment; attitude; opinion

Can a person not hold the opinion that he is morally superior because his opinion is that he has greater virtue than another?

Self Righteousness is an opinion that one holds about oneself.

Just so you know, I'm only debating this because I've got nothing better to do at work for the moment lol. And this topic already got way off topic. Please prove me wrong if I am. :mug:
 
TheMan said:
In the definition of Self Righteous it states "a feeling".

Feeling: a sentiment; attitude; opinion

Can a person not hold the opinion that he is morally superior because his opinion is that he has greater virtue than another?

Self Righteousness is an opinion that one holds about oneself.

Just so you know, I'm only debating this because I've got nothing better to do at work for the moment lol. And this topic already got way off topic. Please prove me wrong if I am. :mug:
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I'm not debating the definitions. I'm just saying that there is a difference between being opinonated and being self-righteous. Do you not agree that I can have opinions about alot of stuff thus making me opinonated but not thinkg I or my opinions are better than yours?

:mug:
 
RDWHAHB said:
you sound rather self-righteous about your opionion on self-righteousness.:fro:
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Nah, I'm just being opinonated............:rockin:

Have a Beer & Enjoy Some Bacon!

;) :mug:

So let me try to put this thread back on topic. Anyone for a boot full of bacon?
 
mmm...a boat full of bacon. Now we're talking. That takes care of that pesky watery death part!
 
KFC has a chicken sandwich with out the bun, I wonder if we can get a bacon sandwich with no bread so two bacon buns(compressed Bacon) with bacon and cheese inside?
 
brewagentjay said:
I'm not debating the definitions. I'm just saying that there is a difference between being opinonated and being self-righteous. Do you not agree that I can have opinions about alot of stuff thus making me opinonated but not thinkg I or my opinions are better than yours?

:mug:
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I do agree with that statement. You can have opinions and not think they (or yourself) are better than mine. But, if you have an opinion and your opinion is that you and your opinion are better than mine isn't that still being opinionated? I don't think there is a clear cut line where being opinionated turns into being self righteousness.

Or am I just being opinionated? Lol
 
brewagentjay said:
KFC has a chicken sandwich with out the bun, I wonder if we can get a bacon sandwich with no bread so two bacon buns(compressed Bacon) with bacon and cheese inside?
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two bacon baskets with some pulled pork in the middle. :ban:
 
After further thought, it appears that our opinions on the subject are just us being opinionated lol. The only solution is to deport the debate, so...

I'm packing the debate up in my bag:
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And sending it here:
bacon-world-21.jpg


If it's lucky it will get to see baconhenge on it's way:
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as for the "ultimate bacon"...

In Snook Texas there is a diner (guessing the only one there) that servers country fried bacon. That is correct, breaded and deep fried bacon...

If you ever get the chance, chocolate covered bacon is also really good. (It is very similar to a chocolate covered pretzel.)

I will not post a link but there is a "thank god for bacon" song. I am sure google will produce it quickly...

"Remember the bacon man lives in a bacon house." - Homer Simpson
 

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