I don't deny that all your hot wife talk is a sham.You're all a bunch of dicks. And jealous, apparently, because you've all moved on to denial.
I don't deny that all your hot wife talk is a sham.You're all a bunch of dicks. And jealous, apparently, because you've all moved on to denial.
Well I suppose you'll find a few in there.
HAHA What you mean, all languages not american much be spanish!
Hey, didn't you hear? Three 22-oz bottles of hard cider last night. It's the least I can do to accidentally crank out a couple decent burns in my current state.
I suppose you'd know.
Hey, sham or no, I'm still married to her.I don't deny that all your hot wife talk is a sham.
Hey, sham or no, I'm still married to her.
Do we need to start from scratch?
What, when people believed me about having a hot wife and were more concerned about my frustration over my mom's beer palate?
That might actually be better.
Yes and Smurfette only slept with Papa Smurf. We're not buying it anymore. Isn't your cousin gonna be pissed when he finds out your spreading his wedding pictures all over the internet?Hey, sham or no, I'm still married to her.
Was she in need of citizenship or something?
Yes and Smurfette only slept with Papa Smurf. We're not buying it anymore. Isn't your cousin gonna be pissed when he finds out your spreading his wedding pictures all over the internet?
Well you do need a passport to get down here to Tennessee.
Now I KNOW you haven't been paying attention. We were not concerned for your frustration! That's what got you into this mess. Actually expecting sympathy for your mom explaining her BW not to your standards.were more concerned about my frustration over my mom's beer palate?
Yes, and what did he beg us to change it to everyone....Stories of Revvy Banging his mom!Sorry no can do, you begged us to change the topic.
lol neither of my parents drink alcohol. my brewing is almost frowned upon. but oh well
Today? Somebody's lost touch with reality.Damn, you are putting me to shame today!
All right, since my ability to take this all in good humor is diminishing, I'm going to duck out now.
Have a good one Brownie. Give Swmbo a smack for all us deprived ones tonight.All right, since my ability to take this all in good humor is diminishing, I'm going to duck out now.
All your good sportedness is making me consider ponying up the 25 smackers for you.All right, since my ability to take this all in good humor is diminishing, I'm going to duck out now. Later guys. I guess three days of abuse is my critical mass.
Slighty random, but always good to have a newcomer.... the question now is have you read all 500 and some posts?
See you next month.I'll be back when my zing-back ability has improved.
See you next month.
(way too easy).
I'll be back when my zing-back ability has improved.
What? I have no idea what you're talking about.Thanks for the donation, sheck! See you guys in a week when I get paid and can afford the remaining amount...
That was a mighty fine pic. I figured it was your wife. She is lovely, looks Hispanic and has that look that says, "I will make you weep in bed but if you screw me over I'll kick your rear over a 10-county span, bury your pieces in 1,000 spots and make your grandparents wish they had used protection."
All right, since my ability to take this all in good humor is diminishing, I'm going to duck out now. Later guys. I guess three days of abuse is my critical mass.
That's a unique and vaunted look!
Welcome to HBT. (Stay out of the boneyard when the wife is looking over your shoulder!)
Unless of course she wants to be in the boneyard!!! sorry im trying to stop
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