Just some ideas for you.
Hmm... I just happen to have an old French Horn laying around...
Just some ideas for you.
The Admin needs to put a note in this guys signature which cannot be removed to ensure that no one swaps with him.
Buddy of mine was so drunk one night that he had passed out in his lazy boy. I was sleeping on his couch and in the middle of the night woke up to him peeing in the middle of the living room. Once he was done he went back to bed in the lazy boy. The next morning I told him what I had witnessed, and he said that he thought that he was outside peeing.
Been there, done that. I lived in the barracks at the time (Camp Pendleton). The next morning I remembered what I did so I tried to dry it up by ironing it. Burned pee smells disgusting.
i think the worst i've done was horribly intentional, but i was drunk.
I was at a friend's house during a very cold winter (for washington, at least) several days of highs in the teens. went outside for a smoke, and the urge hit, so did the deed on my other friend's car door locks & handles.
i got the driver's side, and another friend of mine got the passenger side.
the next day at work her he asked it anyone else's locks froze up that night.
In high school my brother and I shared a room. He stumbled home drunk one night and passed out. While I was still up watching TV, he awoke, walked up to his own dresser, with the top drawer open, and took a piss all over his own clothes. I couldn't wake him with yells for a good 45 seconds while he just soaked his own stuff. He had no idea what he was doing and seemed to be basically sleepwalking. Pretty funny for me but he had a pretty bad morning.
One night I had a bit too much to drink. I was praying to the porcelain gods head first when I ended up pooing my pants while in mid puke. Thank god none of the roommates knew.
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