Best News Headlines

[doug293cz]

I don't understand rich people

Jada Pinkett Smith Announces She’s Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby

The Onion

Brew on

 

[Kent88]

I gotta read stuff before I share. I loathe the Onion.

 

[day_trippr]

Love the Onion!

 

[Brooothru]

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Ah, high school memories…

 

[Kent88]

A 1981 DeLorean with only 977 miles on it was unearthed in a Wisconsin barn

Does it go 88mph?

 

[balrog]

A 1981 DeLorean with only 977 miles on it was unearthed in a Wisconsin barn

Does it go 88mph?

Or have the Mr. Fusion add-on?

 

[Kent88]

An old story that must've produced some wild headlines at the time

How a Sturdy Mule Triumphed Over 198 Champion Horses in the Great American Horse Race of 1976

 

[Northern_Brewer]

I guess it's the Zeitgeist...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67168388

 

[GrogNerd]

news you can use:

The Best Pickleball Shoes, According to Professional and Amateur Players​

 

[Dland]

news you can use:

The Best Pickleball Shoes, According to Professional and Amateur Players​

Apparently not for everyone, but I find this amusing; nearby town of mostly super wealthy summer people fighting over this.

https://vineyardgazette.com/news/2023/10/12/chilmark-eyes-pickleball-court-construction-ban

 

[balrog]

Oh the incessant tok tok toking

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67191242
Names for the beer please, and fond recollections of ismellweird

 

[Kent88]

BMC Light

 

[Rish]

Tsingtao I Pee A

 

[Pkrd]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67191242
Names for the beer please, and fond recollections of ismellweird

“The location tag of the clip reads "Tsingtao beer No.3 factory", local news outlet The Paper reported on Friday.”

Two out of Three ain’t bad authentic Chinese ale.

 

[day_trippr]

Yet another reason to brew your own at home

 

[Pkrd]

Yet another reason not to be a beer judge.

 

[AzOr]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67191242
Names for the beer please, and fond recollections of ismellweird

A little advice to brewers (or anyone) who is thinking of peeing into a consumable product-
This is the year 2023, there’s probably a camera somewhere around.

 

[Kent88]

This headline is potentially a little NSFW, so I'm going to make you click for it.

It's about the physics of how single cells can move around in fluid. Particularly, male gametes. It's from sciencealert.com

 

[sweetcell]

Yet another reason to brew your own at home

exactly!!! why let the factory workers have all the fun - i demand the right to pee into my own damn FV!

 

[Brooothru]

Or have the Mr. Fusion add-on?

Flux capacitor.

 

[balrog]

Uh-Oh, to the infinity

https://www.businessinsider.com/hops-beer-ipa-price-climate-change-weather-2023-10

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Yeah, because everyone is using European landraces like Hersbrucker in their IPAs... There's been a lot of coverage of that paper in the mainstream media lately, and that has to be one of the worst articles I've seen.

 

[Brooothru]

Yeah, because everyone is using European landraces like Hersbrucker in their IPAs... There's been a lot of coverage of that paper in the mainstream media lately, and that has to be one of the worst articles I've seen.

Oh, NO! I’ll never be able to brew my 7Cs IPA Classic again!!!!!

Wait, WHAT? Never mind….

My peerless Kolsch or incomparable Helles on the other hand? Oh, CRAP!!!

 

[balrog]

We must have our Mittelfruh. And Saaz, too.

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67252981

 

[day_trippr]

"Best" - because the perp offed himself before taking anyone with him...

https://news.yahoo.com/heavily-armed-man-explosives-found-190907025.html

 

[Rish]

Hell hath no fury...
https://www.indy100.com/viral/poo-thrown-newlyweds-church-bolivia

 

[balrog]

We are but monkeys after all

 

[GrogNerd]

Wayward Moose Causes Three-Car Accident in Minnesota​

 

[day_trippr]

A whole bunch of awesome "headlines"!

 

[Rish]

When in Rome...

https://nypost.com/2023/10/30/lifes...n-cat-i-had-my-first-body-modification-at-11/

 

[day_trippr]

Ugh...

 

[Dland]

Think she might be missing something. Cats look cool, often cute, and who is going to tell her cats don't have lips?

 

[Sailingeric]

All fun and games now until she wants a real job 5 years from now.

 

[BongoYodeler]

All fun and games now until she wants a real job 5 years from now.

And they don't have a company litter box?

 

[Kent88]

Deer charges through crowded Wisconsin restaurant

 

[Rish]

https://nypost.com/2023/10/27/lifes...bachelorette-party-in-amsterdam-investigated/

 

[Kent88]

What's a hen party?

 

[day_trippr]

I would guess it's a collection of women folk celebrating someone's impending nuptials...

Cheers!