Beer Rappers

[littlelord]

there should be a rapper who only does songs about homebrewing & beer.
what would you name him?

chill haze?
special b?
x-tract?

 

[Homercidal]

Sir Hops-a-lot


"I like big beers and I cannot lie.
You other brewers can't deny,
When a dude walks in with a beer that's thin
I wanna punch him right in the face!

Baby got HopBacked

 

[Revvy]

I dunno man, how can we beat Sam Caligione and THE PAIN RELIEVAZ?



NSFW (the f-word)

Actually it wouldn't take much to beat them.

 

[KoedBrew]

LOL! Nice, though I am more of a Country guy myself...check out the Billy Beerington (might be Currington) Pretty Good at Drinking Beer....Just replace drinking beer with Brewing beer!!



Some famous country singers
Garth Brews
Ale 'n Jackson
Toby Keg

 

[stevo155]

D-KockShun

 

[littlelord]

D-KockShun

awesome.


beat sugar

 

[FromZwolle]

trippel thread.

this hydro sample is fo all ma dead yeast homies...


mash, out y'all!

 

[TopherM]

Big Tun (The Tunisher)
DJ Mash (he only plays mash-ups)
Snoop Hoppy Hop
Barley Crusher (cousin of Bonecrusher)


Country:

Bayou Classic and the Hella Burners

 

[Revvy]

Then of course there's the "Yeastie Boys," with their album "License to Brew" with such hits as,

"Mashin & Whirlpoolin" – 4:08
"The New Style (Cascadian Pale Ale Remix)" – 4:36
"She's a Craft beer luva" – 3:35
"Vourlauf in Effect" – 2:27
"Slow Sparge" – 2:56
"Girls (Panty Dropper Ale Remix)" – 2:14
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Partiyle!)" – 3:28
"No Sleep till Mash-in" – 4:07
"Sam Adams" (Horovitz/McDaniels/Rubin/Simmons) – 3:41
"Hold It, Now HLT It" – 3:26
"Brass Ball valve" – 2:37
"Slow and Low sparge" (McDaniels/Rubin/Simmons) – 3:38
"Time to Get chillin" – 3:37

 

[FromZwolle]

N-zyme rockin the house strain up in here.

 

[jpr210]

Da Ale Assassin

I wake up in the mornin' got 3 ho's in my bed
Can't shake this strange feelin' goin' on in ma head
I got a itch, gotta scratch it
Ain't no way to match it
I grab a homebrew, uh-uh
I grab a homebrew, n*ggAAAA

Don't work for the man, I jus' do me all day
I brew all the time so my work is my play
Ain't no Reinheitsgebot goin' on in my pot
I don't use no hops, I got dat special crop
I'm makin' homebrew, uh-uh
I'm makin' homebrew, n*ggAAAA

50 gallons a week, I drink till I can't speak
But I stay so fly that all these girlies freak
I don't care if no police try and send me to jail
I just crack 'em in da head with a bottle of ale
And drink my homebrew...

 

[Bobby_M]

Worst thread in history.

 

[Mcbobs]

Best thread in history!


I'm sitting here at work laughing my ass off!

 

[littlelord]

Worst thread in history.

:cross:

 

[littlelord]

chocolate malt

 

[TopherM]

Bayou Classic and the Hella Burners:

I got friends with slow boils
Where it's too cold to get rollin boils
That melt hops away
RDWHAHB today, their brew will be OK

It's F'n cold in Minnesota
Think I'll ferm at 90 in Central Florida

Yeah I got friends
With slow boils

 

[stevo155]

Kickin' it old skool:

Grand Master Mash and the Furious Fermentors
Run DME

Edit and don't forget "Ice Bock" from the Northern Brewer commercials on The Brewing Network. "I swing a propagation flask like a five liter dick!"

 

[tv187u]

Sounds like someone has been listening to too much KMK.

 

[littlelord]

House of Grain

 

[Revvy]

Bayou Classic and the Hella Burners:

I got friends with slow boils
Where it's too cold to get rollin boils
That melt hops away
RDWHAHB today, their brew will be OK

It's F'n cold in Minnesota
Think I'll ferm at 90 in Central Florida

Yeah I got friends
With slow boils

You owe me a new keyboard, mine is now covered in coffeespew.

 

[asidrane]

Don't forget about the Brew-Tang Clan

 

[JetSmooth]

Wort-Face-Chilla

 

[Homercidal]

The Real Slim Shandy

 

[Homercidal]

B Amy Lase (Feat. Convershun and Run DMS)

Air8 - Ann Aerobic

Chill Haze - The Pro Teens (Feat. Fenolick)

Skunk In My Junk - Lightstruck


Ironic - Little RIS

 

[Stoutman82]

Only one that counts should've the pain relivas

 

[Homercidal]

Parody of "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic, a parody of "Ganstas' Paradise" by Coolio


As I walk through the brewshed where I keep all my grain
I take a look at my system and realize, it's very plain.
But that's just perfect for a brewer like me.
You know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the morning I'm crushing malt,
Heatin up my water cause I'm makin an Alt (fool)
But I've been crankin and crushin so long that
Honestly I think that my arm is gone.

I'm a man with a plan I printed out from Beersmith.
Got a cooler on a stand that I mash my grains with.
But if I finish with the boil, and chill my wort fast,
I still got lots of cleanup, AG brewing ain't fast.

Been wasting company time,
Reading magazines and surfing online.
I've made lagers once or twice.
One or two of them have turned out nice.
My ex-wife once said no dice.
When I asked to buy a an all-stainless device.
I only work to pay for this vice.
Living in a brewer's paradise

 

[Revvy]

Parody of "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic, a parody of "Ganstas' Paradise" by Coolio


As I walk through the brewshed where I keep all my grain
I take a look at my system and realize, it's very plain.
But that's just perfect for a brewer like me.
You know I shun fancy things like electricity.

At 4:30 in the morning I'm crushing malt,
Heatin up my water cause I'm makin an Alt (fool)
But I've been crankin and crushin so long that
Honestly I think that my arm is gone.

I'm a man with a plan I printed out from Beersmith.
Got a cooler on a stand that I mash my grains with.
But if I finish with the boil, and chill my wort fast,
I still got lots of cleanup, AG brewing ain't fast.

Been wasting company time,
Reading magazines and surfing online.
I've made lagers once or twice.
One or two of them have turned out nice.
My ex-wife once said no dice.
When I asked to buy a an all-stainless device.
I only work to pay for this vice.
Living in a brewer's paradise

You bastard, I started doing the same thing, but I got stuck.

Great minds.

Sadly my knowledge of the 'hippity hop" you young folks listenning to these days are limited to Enimen because he's from michigan and whatever weird Al did a parody of.

 

[Homercidal]

You bastard, I started doing the same thing, but I got stuck.

Great minds.

Sadly my knowledge of the 'hippity hop" you young folks listenning to these days are limited to Enimen because he's from michigan and whatever weird Al did a parody of.

Ha ha! I am REALLY not up on modern rap. I only chose this one because of AL and I know his tune by heart.

Most of that stuff I am not down with (is that right phrase?). I listen to Eminem because he's form Michigan and his stuff is my occasional secret vice. Just gotta be sure the kids are not around.

I also tried doing a white and nerdy parody, but got nuthin.

 

[FromZwolle]

I also tried doing a white and nerdy parody, but got nuthin.

i don't think you have to change that one to make it about homebrewers. :cross:

 

[littlelord]

u drop my carboy and u crack it
now i'm gonna slap u like a wyeast packet
primary till u can't stand it
rub some berries on your face and call u a lambic

 

[Revvy]

u drop my carboy and u crack it
now i'm gonna slap u like a wyeast packet
primary till u can't stand it
rub some berries on your face and call u a lambic

 

[cootball]

Not homebrew but pretty good flow.
We got hops like Bill Cosby got puddin' pops

 

[Shift]

I'm the one-man army Brett,
I've never been cleaned out,
I keep brewers lookin' out,
I drop gravities like girls be droppin' babies,
Enough to make a brewers go cra-a-azy,
Pressure building,
Takin' all types of sugars,
Your beer thought you were cleaner than,
Brett, I bust bottles into orbit,

Shame on You, when you step mash in to, the Ol' Dirty Mashtun!

 

[olllllo]

You may think VDK was an OG hip hop icon in the 80's
If you knew VDK's real name was Vicinal Diketones, then you'd know that she was a folk singer at Lilith Fair 3 stage 2.

 

[Bierliebhaber]

The Funky Carboy-cleana

 

[littlelord]

Big Tun
Big Daddy (Racking) Kane