littlelord
Well-Known Member
there should be a rapper who only does songs about homebrewing & beer.
what would you name him?
chill haze?
special b?
x-tract?
what would you name him?
chill haze?
special b?
x-tract?
:cross:Worst thread in history.
Bayou Classic and the Hella Burners:
I got friends with slow boils
Where it's too cold to get rollin boils
That melt hops away
RDWHAHB today, their brew will be OK
It's F'n cold in Minnesota
Think I'll ferm at 90 in Central Florida
Yeah I got friends
With slow boils
Parody of "Amish Paradise" by Weird Al Yankovic, a parody of "Ganstas' Paradise" by Coolio
As I walk through the brewshed where I keep all my grain
I take a look at my system and realize, it's very plain.
But that's just perfect for a brewer like me.
You know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the morning I'm crushing malt,
Heatin up my water cause I'm makin an Alt (fool)
But I've been crankin and crushin so long that
Honestly I think that my arm is gone.
I'm a man with a plan I printed out from Beersmith.
Got a cooler on a stand that I mash my grains with.
But if I finish with the boil, and chill my wort fast,
I still got lots of cleanup, AG brewing ain't fast.
Been wasting company time,
Reading magazines and surfing online.
I've made lagers once or twice.
One or two of them have turned out nice.
My ex-wife once said no dice.
When I asked to buy a an all-stainless device.
I only work to pay for this vice.
Living in a brewer's paradise
You bastard, I started doing the same thing, but I got stuck.
Great minds.
Sadly my knowledge of the 'hippity hop" you young folks listenning to these days are limited to Enimen because he's from michigan and whatever weird Al did a parody of.
I also tried doing a white and nerdy parody, but got nuthin.
u drop my carboy and u crack it
now i'm gonna slap u like a wyeast packet
primary till u can't stand it
rub some berries on your face and call u a lambic
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