Are you a turtle?

[1977Brewer]

Did someone say sweet ass?

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No, diabetic donkey...ohhhhhhh

 

[PlexVector]

Did someone say sweet ass?

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Been there, done...oh wait; wrong thread.

 

[Hammy71]

Since I'm from Maryland...I'm technically a Terrapin.

 

[Roadliner]

You bet your sweet ass I'm a :turtle:

:turtle: 4 life

 

[gratus fermentatio]

You bet your sweet ass I am. I'm too young to be an original Turtle, but my father might've been, even though he was in Italy at the time.
Regards, GF.

 

[harleybug88]

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These guys were Turtles.

 

[Onkel_Udo]

I know the correct answer is "you bet your sweet ass I am" but I have no idea why. Anyone want to fill me in?

I had to look it up too...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles

Goggle is an amazing tool.

 

[slym2none]

Wait... a turtle is never vulgar?

I, and most of you too, can never be a turtle...

 

[drainbamage]

I had to look it up too...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_and_Honorable_Order_of_Turtles

Goggle is an amazing tool.

I did find it too after I posted that. I remember my parents mentioning it once a long time ago; I thought it was just some inside joke and not a widespread thing.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I'm most definitely not a turtle.

 

[PlexVector]

goat or turtle? These are the only options...at least that's what the HBT fine print read when I joined.

 

[Roadliner]

goat or turtle? These are the only options...at least that's what the HBT fine print read when I joined.

:turtle: is the right choice .... clearly.

 

[TurfinUSA]

You bet your sweet ass I am

 

[z-bob]

I knew about it from this old "Lonesome" George Gobel record: [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdO1Xu7gIR0[/ame]

 

[PlexVector]

You bet your sweet ask me again if i'm a turtle!

 

[PlexVector]

I knew about it from this old "Lonesome" George Gobel record: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdO1Xu7gIR0

I've never heard that one! Kewl beans!

 

[QuadConPana]

 

[sloanfamilydsm]

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[PlexVector]

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[Onkel_Udo]

That reminds of a blotter from college...

 

[hunter_le five]

:turtle: <

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wait... a turtle is never vulgar?

I, and most of you too, can never be a turtle...

You bet your sweet ass I'm not a turtle.

Might be inclined to join the Ancient Order of Men Who stare at Goats. Would a sybian relationship be required of wives? Not sure if that would go. I did marry her cause she's got a sweet ass.

 

[PlexVector]

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[Roadliner]

Damn it Plex!

You got me all excited

:turtle:

 

[PlexVector]

Damn it Plex!

You got me all excited

:turtle:

yea, not as good as the a real :turtle: but it will have to do until @austin gets his bribe. (oh! did I use my outside voice...)

 

[slym2none]

Would a sybian relationship be required of wives?

I've seen too much internet porn to know what this actually means.

 

[drainbamage]

I've seen too much internet porn to know what this actually means.

Isn't that just redundant at this point in time?

 

[slym2none]

You're probably right.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I've seen too much internet porn to know what this actually means.

Babble. Mixed up my Clooney movies. Mashed Burn after Reading with Men Who Stare at Goats.

 

[PlexVector]

Babble. Mixed up my Clooney movies. Mashed Burn after Reading with Men Who Stare at Goats.

Wait...waht?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Wait...waht?

Witch parts.

 

[PlexVector]

Witch parts.

Mashed Burn...It finally hit me that it is crash burn. yes?

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Mashed Burn...It finally hit me that it is crash burn. yes?

Ahh. No.


I mashed together parts from different movies having a common actor.

In Burn After Reading he was building a sybian in his basement.

I confused it as being part of Men Who Stare at Goats.

 

[PlexVector]

Ahh. No.
I mashed together parts from different movies having a common actor.
In Burn After Reading he was building a sybian in his basement.
I confused it as being part of Men Who Stare at Goats.

Ohhhhhhhh...I live under an old rock, so I don't remember Burn After Reading. Still haven't seen Men Who stare at s, though hope to get around to it some day/night.
Thanks for the clarification! :turtle:

 

[Roadliner]

I was not a fan of the Men Who Stare at Goats. strange flick.

[emoji217] :turtle: [emoji217]

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I was not a fan of the Men Who Stare at Goats. strange flick.

[emoji217] :turtle: [emoji217]

The strange is the only part I did like.

 

[PlexVector]

Strange is usually good...

 

[Paps]

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[Roadliner]

sometimes... it's just... strange though

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[LAHammer]

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