OMG I just realized tomorrow is April 1st. I *really* should play a prank on my daughter(s). I feel as though I did not do that enough as they were growing up, and before long they will have both moved away and my opportunities will have evaporated.
I don't want to do anything to hurt them, physically or emotionally.
When I was a kid I tried to prank my older sister by taking the sugar out of the sugar bowl and filling it with salt. Unfortunately, my MOM had breakfast first. I *should* have warned her, but the trap was set and all I could do was sit in horror/glee as mom took a bite of her Salted Wheaties.
I don't remember the rest of that day, except for the next few seconds. That will never leave me.
And one time (ok, two times!) I attached one of those pull-apart firecrackers to a cabinet door for my wife to open. You'd think I'd learn my lesson after the first time, but I'm a glutton for punishment.
They say you can tell a really good prank by amount of guilt you feel afterwards.
I'm thinking maybe set her alarm to go off at 5:00 am or something. It's too late to buy an annoyatron from Thinkgeek.com, darn it!
I don't want to do anything to hurt them, physically or emotionally.
When I was a kid I tried to prank my older sister by taking the sugar out of the sugar bowl and filling it with salt. Unfortunately, my MOM had breakfast first. I *should* have warned her, but the trap was set and all I could do was sit in horror/glee as mom took a bite of her Salted Wheaties.
I don't remember the rest of that day, except for the next few seconds. That will never leave me.
And one time (ok, two times!) I attached one of those pull-apart firecrackers to a cabinet door for my wife to open. You'd think I'd learn my lesson after the first time, but I'm a glutton for punishment.
They say you can tell a really good prank by amount of guilt you feel afterwards.
I'm thinking maybe set her alarm to go off at 5:00 am or something. It's too late to buy an annoyatron from Thinkgeek.com, darn it!