A response from a school bus driver when ask what he does on his down time.

[harleybug88]

id do other things, but id always be drinking beer. come home, maybe work on the motorcycle? need a beer for that. do some yard work? may as well have a beer too! get some lunch? may as well go somewhere that has beer!

there are very few activities that you could do, that cant be improved by having another beer

*(ask Reddit)*

Wow! This guy should find another line of work.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

But...

...is he wrong?

 

[harleybug88]

But...

...is he wrong?

Well... yeah, for after work and the weekends he's very right.

But he's doing this after the morning route, and then going back and driving the kiddies home.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I could be wrong, but I doubt he's drinking Barleywines. Most likely BMC. Is 3 BMC over a 6-7 hour time period really all that controversial? Assuming he packed all that in during his down time. Would that even register on a breathalyzer?

 

[Zuljin]

I'd have a flask on me if I had his job.

 

[Alpotun]

Herbal remedies, too

 

[harleybug88]

I'd have a flask on me if I had his job.

Herbal remedies, too

OK, I'm gonna have to send you two down to the clinic, you'll have to blow in a tube and pee in a cup. :smack:

 

[iijakii]

I went over to Germany this summer for a few weeks and met a guy that told me he drank a case of lager (PARK export) every day on the job as a window-washer. I said "Wow, I couldn't even drink that much water a day!" He said "well no ****, neither could I"

Except auf Deutsch.