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Old 08-30-2008, 02:01 AM   #1
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Did I mention I don't really like alcohol, and tried a couple weeks ago to get a buzz to find out what it's like?

The most I've done is 8 ounces of Bacardi and 10 ounces of Khalua in under 2 hours. I'll try harder, when I can stand gulping the stuff down; shooting it straight is still tough, but easier than when I started.

Effect: Uh, what effect does drinking 8 ounces of water have on you in 2 hours?

How much alcohol do I need before I should feel a buzz? More interesting, how much do I need before I can pretend the alcohol is causing me to make crude comments about girls' tits? ;p

More interesting than that: What if you simply didn't get drunk? What would you do after 12 beers when your friends all think you're fairly disoriented?

 
Old 08-30-2008, 02:09 AM   #2
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Is this a test? Alcohol affects people differently based on their person. A large fat person can absorb more alcohol than a skinny dude can. You should be able to make crude comments about a girls tits just by holding a can of cheap beer. Hell, it's expected.
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Old 08-30-2008, 02:12 AM   #3
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You should be able to make crude comments about a girls tits just by holding a can of cheap beer. Hell, it's expected.
Well, I rarely make crude comments about girls' tits, but then again, I rarely hold a can of cheap beer. I'm more of the type who drinks an expensive microbrew out of a glass and comments on guys' asses, though. One thing I noticed- the more I drink, the better looking the butts are.
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13 drinks in 2 hours and you didn't feel anything? You are either a very large person or lying, pick one.

 
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Well, I rarely make crude comments about girls' tits, but then again, I rarely hold a can of cheap beer. I'm more of the type who drinks an expensive microbrew out of a glass and comments on guys' asses, though. One thing I noticed- the more I drink, the better looking the butts are.
OK-If you ever visit me-You only get PBR or bud light. No offense.
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You are either a very large person or lying, pick one.
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Kanuna is 6'3" and about 350#, and drink quite a bit of beer, I'd say I have a fair tolerance.....That'd put me in the slobbering category.


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no I dont.

I like to get on the wife. then pass out. nothing in between
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Old 08-30-2008, 02:27 AM   #8
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13 drinks in 2 hours and you didn't feel anything? You are either a very large person or lying, pick one.
It's only 4 shots of Bacardi Gold (ick) and one 10 ounce khalua bottle (10% ABV).

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2 ounces. Fill, dump in 10 ounce cup, add coke. Drink soda like a retarded 6th grader. After 4 of these, dump the khalua into a mug with some milk, drink it down, then wake up 3 hours later with a stomach ache and blame the milk (it was even Lactaid!).

EDIT: Was this about the 12 beers comment I posed in hypothetical form? The concept just seemed amusing to me; I've never had 12 beers.

 
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Kid, what do you weigh? About 130#, soaking wet?

Don't lie to us, it's not going to get you respect. By your own admission, you've drank less beer in your life than most of us did before we were 16. I ain't buying your "8 ounces of Bacardi and 10 ounces of Khalua in under 2 hours," unless the Bacardi in question happened to be stuff your older brother had diluted to about 20 proof in your parent's liquor cabinet.
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Kid, what do you weigh? About 130#, soaking wet?

Don't lie to us, it's not going to get you respect. By your own admission, you've drank less beer in your life than most of us did before we were 16. I ain't buying your "8 ounces of Bacardi and 10 ounces of Khalua in under 2 hours," unless the Bacardi in question happened to be stuff your older brother had diluted to about 20 proof in your parent's liquor cabinet.
OMG...He's started 15 new threads, and only 95 posts.... He hasn't had time to be drinking.
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