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Old 03-19-2012, 09:25 PM   #1891
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I had never heard of Keith Stone except on Keystone bilboards, so I finally looked him up on Wikipedia. Now I know why I'd never heard of him before: He was made up by Coors to market Keystone.

Does that count as a stupid comment on someone else's beer?
I think this comment makes the list

 
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Old 03-20-2012, 04:52 PM   #1892
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Had my stout at a party and lots of people were drinking it. Went up to a lady with a bottle in her hand, I asked her what she thought. She said "yeah, I just brewed this one up" I just smiled and walked away.
You are a better man than I. I would have probably punched her right in the babymaker.
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:42 AM   #1893
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I gave a couple to a friend, a simple brown and a simple pale. He raved to everyone about the pale and told everyone the brown was way too strong, with escalating abv guesses topping out around 12%. The brown was a smooth but hoppy 4.2% and the pale was a mistake and was 7.5% with a noticeable dactyl (sp?) bitter, slippery aftertaste.

He literally kept saying I was mistaken in which beer had what abv. :-/

 
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Old 03-21-2012, 02:58 AM   #1894
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I gave a couple to a friend, a simple brown and a simple pale. He raved to everyone about the pale and told everyone the brown was way too strong, with escalating abv guesses topping out around 12%. The brown was a smooth but hoppy 4.2% and the pale was a mistake and was 7.5% with a noticeable dactyl (sp?) bitter, slippery aftertaste.

He literally kept saying I was mistaken in which beer had what abv. :-/
diacetyl

 
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Old 03-21-2012, 04:15 AM   #1895
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Old 03-21-2012, 04:39 AM   #1896
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I gave a couple to a friend, a simple brown and a simple pale. He raved to everyone about the pale and told everyone the brown was way too strong, with escalating abv guesses topping out around 12%. The brown was a smooth but hoppy 4.2% and the pale was a mistake and was 7.5% with a noticeable dactyl (sp?) bitter, slippery aftertaste.

He literally kept saying I was mistaken in which beer had what abv. :-/
Well, just remember that your friend is ALWAYS right. Regardless of the situation. Even if you brew it, he still knows more about the specifics of the beer.

As the Buddha says: "The lack of expectations is the lack of disappointment" (or something like that)

 
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Old 03-21-2012, 10:59 AM   #1897
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Teradiacetyl
what's the worst thing about sex in the mesozoic era?
dinosaurs all over your penis.
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Old 03-21-2012, 12:02 PM   #1898
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Gave a witbier to a friend. Asked him what he thought. His response?

"Tastes like Yuengling"

Really?

 
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Old 03-21-2012, 11:02 PM   #1899
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Gave a witbier to a friend. Asked him what he thought. His response?

"Tastes like Yuengling"

Really?
Maybe it was the pilsener malt flavor. Early on in my beer drinking I tasted Oberon and said it tasted like Pilsner Urquell. It was the only other beer I had that tasted like saaz.

 
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Old 03-25-2012, 07:21 PM   #1900
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Not on my beer, but too dumb not to share:

Went to Aviator brewing yesterday and took the tour. It was very crowded, and quite a few of the folks on the tour had been imbibing before the tour. At the start of the tour, the guide starts handing out handfuls of barley and encouraging people to try eating some. The two drunks beside me, upon receiving a handful of grain, asked, "So is this the hops?"

Seriously? I can understand not being able to recognize hops, but you should recognize that you've just been handed a grain.

When they did hand out the hops (seriously, he had a big bag full of whole centennial hops and just started handing out handfuls; I considered put them in my pocket) the guys asked if they could eat those. I really wanted to see that.
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