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Old 07-17-2012, 12:55 PM   #8241
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Just in case they lock up the article... it's apparently and "insider" article...

1. New England Patriots

Truth be told, our statistical analysis last year said the Patriots had the best 25-and-under talent in 2011, but we went with our gut instead. Lesson learned. New England had 15 significant contributors last season who qualify this season as well, but we really need only to discuss the three who helped produce the No. 3 offensive DVOA in the league. If you can believe it, tight ends Rob Gronkowski and Aaron Hernandez are still only 23 years old. Whether we look at standard or advanced stats, Gronkowski had a record-setting season: He was the first tight end ever to lead the NFL in receiving touchdowns, and also had the best receiving DYAR (defense-adjusted yards above replacement) for any tight end since 1991. To put the latter in perspective, the second-through-fourth-best tight end seasons were clustered at 357 or 358 DYAR; Gronkowski beat that by about 100 (459).

Of course, lest we forget Hernandez in New England's double-shot of matchup nightmares; he led all tight ends by breaking 21 tackles and he actually carried the ball 11 times in the team's final five games. Nate Solder (24) helped make huge tight end seasons possible by giving up only 2.5 blown-block sacks in his rookie year. With the retirement of Matt Light, Solder will switch from right tackle to left tackle, further increasing his value.

Finally, the Patriots added LB Dont'a Hightower (22) and DE Chandler Jones (22) in the draft, both of whom should contribute this season and in the future.

Times are good in New England.


Who was the jackass a few posts ago claiming the Pats were "in decline"?? After going to the SB last year??
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Old 07-17-2012, 01:56 PM   #8242
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Ugh... Its easy to be a pats fan... They get the video... :-)
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Old 07-17-2012, 06:50 PM   #8243
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Lol, so unfair. Rankings like that can suck my balls. You persons squeaked past the Ravens and got handled by the Giants. Don't forget worse pass defense in the league along with the Pack. The AFC is full of weaklings.

 
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:02 PM   #8244
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"handled"??? what was the score of that game? Welker catches ONE ball and the Pats win that game. Pfft... handled.

The Pats are one of the youngest teams out there... and just voted, basically, "most stocked" by ESPN
They went to the Super Bowl last year (fifth trip in 11 years)
They gave Brady MORE weapons
They spent a ton of draft tokens on Defense

C'mon... C'MON... Trust me... I know.... I understand you don't wanna say it... not to ME of all people but C'MON... admit it.
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:06 PM   #8245
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Seriously the pats got lucky to get past the ravens, they beat themselves more than the pats earned a win, and they suck when it counts! 😱

 
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:16 PM   #8246
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Seriously the Giants got lucky to get past the Pats, they beat themselves more than the Giants earned a win, and they suck when it counts! ��
I mean really??? I could say the above, but I don't. It is a game of inches. Whether that is from a terrible field goal attempt or a pass slipping through a receiver's fingers.
At least we won't have to hear that b#llsh!t this year cause the Pat's are gonna stomp other teams like Suh stomps linemen!
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Old 07-17-2012, 07:31 PM   #8247
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You've got to put yourself in a position to take advantage of whatever luck you might receive (or to be punished by bad luck). Pats are consistently right there in the mix - getting some good luck a few years, and some back luck twice against the Giants. Much rather be in that situation than San Fran, where you've only even been a part of the conversation for twelve months.
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True. The Niners have only been relevant for a year out of more than a decade, after a 20 year stint of being the most dominant team in the league. Still I'd rather have Brady than any other QB not named Rodgers. Brady and Belicheck are the only things that makes the Pats what they are. Without Brady they're maybe a top 10 team.

 
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I mean really??? I could say the above, but I don't. It is a game of inches. Whether that is from a terrible field goal attempt or a pass slipping through a receiver's fingers.
At least we won't have to hear that b#llsh!t this year cause the Pat's are gonna stomp other teams like Suh stomps linemen!
The AFC is soft, the Pats have a soft schedule. The Pats defense is soft like a woman. Brandon Lloyd is softer than a woman. A real defense will beat the **** out of them.

 
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Is ollllllllllo dead or something?
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