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Old 01-13-2013, 04:52 PM   #13341
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ug, the hangover is worse....

i think the pick-6 was a nightmare in disguise. Especially after the game was already delayed because of OT. The offense was sitting for probably 30-40 minutes longer than they had planned and warmed up for. they didn't get into any kind of rhythm until late. you could tell how exhausted the packers' defense was in the 3rd quarter.

oh well. "decent" season. disappointed. always next year. go 49ers.

side note, when they drew us offsides in the 4th, harbaugh looked almost embarrassed. we played that crappy.
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Old 01-13-2013, 04:53 PM   #13342
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Was thinking the same thing when they didn't at least try something before OT. All bets are off when it comes to OT so WTF. I was imagining Elway breaking chairs in the luxury box on that call. Stupid.
John Fox has always been kind of a ***** when it comes to situations like that. To me, it was just - why have Peyton ****ing Manning on your team if you aren't going to give him the opportunity to win it for you?

EDIT: Wait, they did that at the end of the first half, too? 36 seconds, three timeouts, they took a knee? I missed that part of the game. WTF?
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Old 01-13-2013, 05:21 PM   #13343
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Super Bowl, huh? They'll win today for sure. Matty Ice has a perfect playoff record to keep in tact.... it's next week I'd worry about. I think SF's just a bit better. And by bit, I mean $hit tons.
That the same Sf thats scored 13 against the Hawks twice?

But we gotta win this first then ill get on the niners

 
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Old 01-13-2013, 05:32 PM   #13344
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I think SF's just a bit better. And by bit, I mean $hit tons.
It shows when they lose 42-13. That's WAY better. LOL
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:15 PM   #13345
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That the same Sf thats scored 13 against the Hawks twice?

But we gotta win this first then ill get on the niners
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It shows when they lose 42-13. That's WAY better. LOL
Don't get too far ahead of yourselves guys.... gotta win a tough game today, Matty Ice jokes aside. Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold, and at home, and by a team that, on paper, should be even tougher than today's opponent.
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ug, the hangover is worse....

i think the pick-6 was a nightmare in disguise. Especially after the game was already delayed because of OT. The offense was sitting for probably 30-40 minutes longer than they had planned and warmed up for. they didn't get into any kind of rhythm until late. you could tell how exhausted the packers' defense was in the 3rd quarter.

oh well. "decent" season. disappointed. always next year. go 49ers.

side note, when they drew us offsides in the 4th, harbaugh looked almost embarrassed. we played that crappy.
In the words of one Packer fan I know, and I quote, "We got our $hit pushed in". I'd say so, that "much improved" defense forgot to show up for kickoff, special teams looked like a pee wee squad and for once it wasn't Mason Cosby's fault. I think the only time the announcers mentioned Matthews was to point out that they hadn't had a need to call his name all night. Figured last week was a fluke, but man, they got exposed big time last night. Takes more than a good QB and one good linebacker to make a good team.
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:30 PM   #13347
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Beastmode!!!!
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Neither team seems to be firing on all cylinders so far...
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No, they seem to be up to par. Beastmode's fumbling, defense is committing personal fouls. All ya need is for Sherman to make an @$$ of himself and it'll be a regular ol' game.
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Old 01-13-2013, 06:35 PM   #13350
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These teams look like doo doo so far.

 
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