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Old 12-04-2012, 11:59 PM   #11591
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Your inexperience fails you young Jedi... Follow your instincts. Let it flow from deep within. Google the tiny little shtsplat town your advisary is from and ask him who lives in "cousin-humpin country". Uuuuuuse the force Sparky. Uuuuuuse the force.
what, are you helping a college football guy now? you've gone soft, cape. your time is up, old man.
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Old 12-05-2012, 12:29 AM   #11592
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Yeah... That's not what I was talking about
So.....
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Old 12-05-2012, 01:32 AM   #11593
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what, are you helping a college football guy now? you've gone soft, cape. your time is up, old man.
Pfft. Please. College football ba-lows.

I was tryin to help the little fella. He's in here... all alone, with three widdle posts to his name. Poor guy. I was just trying help. Cause thats what i do. I'm a helper.
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:40 AM   #11594
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i don't know what a lorax joke is because i'm older than 7.

er, sorry cape - I'm older than "this many"
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:40 PM   #11595
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Ya know, it makes me throw up a little to agree with you, but Wilson and RGIII are probably the top two rookie QBs this year, at least from what I've seen and their statistical comparisons. If the season ended today, it'd be hard to argue with either of those two winning ROY.
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Old 12-05-2012, 05:57 PM   #11596
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I think all three are having ROY type seasons...too bad there's only one award; no way Wilson gets it being the least ESPN hyped of the three.
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Old 12-05-2012, 06:01 PM   #11597
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I know that Luck has to pass it more but Jesus 21 total turnovers sometimes I feel like the colts are winning inspite of Luck trying to throw the game away

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Old 12-05-2012, 06:13 PM   #11598
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Keep in mind, though... Luck has taken a team with two freakin' wins last year and brought them - almost singlehandedly - to 8-4 and likely in the playoffs. Seattle was still a seven-win team last year, and I'd argue that the biggest chunk of their improvement this year has been defensively. Washington, they only won five games in 2011 but that's a team that has been underperforming their talent level until this year.

Luck's also been dealing with the pressure of playing as the #1 overall pick and replacing one of the best QBs of his generation.

Russell Wilson's overall numbers have been better than Luck, but if I'm starting a franchise today I'm still deciding between Luck and RGIII. RGIII deserves the ROY award, but those two guys still go 1-2 if they redid the draft. Cleveland takes Russell Wilson over Weeden, but Miami probably sticks with Tannehill.
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Plus Wilson sucks... So you have to take that into consideration
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Plus Wilson sucks... So you have to take that into consideration
the fact is relevant.

the source is not.
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