Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

What do you mean? I said capeesh for cripes sake.

^ Tone it down potty mouth.

Pre-draft day doldrums. Painful every year.

I like to spend this time remembering how truly dominant the Super Bowl winning team was the previous year.
Maybe I'll watch the colts game again this weekend. Makes me giddy.

Difficult to argue against that approach...

if you have no life...

Hey Hoppy
Ya know what day today is? The two month anniversary of The Stupidest Play Ever Called In A Foogball Game. (TSPECIAFG)

Hoppy Aniversary!

Don't self medicate while typing posts Paul. Spelling accuracy tends to drift as you push the needle in.

Don't knock self medication if you don't have access to a hospital pharmmmmmm Zzzzzzzz

Cant wait to watch an old fashioned preseason beat down when the Pack wrecks the Pats week one.

I can't even be bothered...

uhh, you just were...

YOU were

GenIke said:

Cant wait to watch an old fashioned preseason beat down when the Pack wrecks the Pats week one.

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Ahahahaha! Look who's still butt-hurt!

That's just sad. Poor baby...

Cheers!

day_trippr said:

Ahahahaha! Look who's still butt-hurt!

That's just sad. Poor baby...

Cheers!

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Butt-Hurt about what????

Remember this?

Sunday Nov 30,2014 - Green Bay vs New England
Final score:
Packers: 26
Patriots: 21

And if Bostick would have not touched the damn ball, it would have been a sweet Super Bowl rematch.

Instead, the Patriots got to give it to the Seahawks without lubrication.

Ah, a regular-season victory. That's cute. Remember this?

Not shown in the picture is Goodell on his knees in front of Kraft's crotch.

Just remember who plays for week 1, and who plays for the Title.

JBay and finsfan can help you with that info, if you need it.

Edit - this was in response to GenIke's comment about week 1 and the Pack...

Ridley to the Jets = Career over!

Seriously though, not a bad low cost / low risk signing.

And people thought the Pats weren't fumbling enough before letting Ridley go... I can hear the whining now.

Darwin18 said:

Not shown in the picture is Goodell on his knees in front of Kraft's crotch.

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He better lick his ass clean after all the "DeflateGate" nonsense. I expect nothing less.

Oh hey.... Remember when the Pats won the Super Bowl a couple of months ago and everyone else's team didn't?

That was awesome.

Cape Brewing said:

Oh hey.... Remember when the Pats won the Super Bowl a couple of months ago and everyone else's team didn't?

That was awesome.

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Act like you've been there before, son.

Why didn't they run the ball???

bluemoose said:

Why didn't they run the ball???

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It was too flat to hold on to.

HoppyDaze said:

Act like you've been there before, son.

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I don't have to act....

Cape Brewing said:

I don't have to act....

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stratslinger said:

Just remember who plays for week 1, and who plays for the Title.

JBay and finsfan can help you with that info, if you need it.

Edit - this was in response to GenIke's comment about week 1 and the Pack...

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Ouch. You're mean.

Tom Brady can't even throw a baseball over 20 yards

HoppyDaze said:

Tom Brady can't even throw a baseball over 20 yards

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Good thing he plays for the Patriots and not the Red Sox then, huh?

HoppyDaze said:

Tom Brady can't even throw a baseball over 20 yards

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The Best Quarterback Of All Time obviously didn't want to show up the starting pitchers...

Cheers!

Awwww come on guys, just deflate that baseball a little bit and let him try again. I'm sure he would rope it right in there.

How do you deflate a baseball?

Just have some old dude sneak them in the bathroom for a couple minutes. Duh...

GenIke said:

Just have some old dude sneak them in the bathroom for a couple minutes. Duh...

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Then what?

Cape Brewing said:

How do you deflate a baseball?

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Ask Roy Hobbs! Oh yeah, 80s movie sick burn!

Cape Brewing said:

Then what?

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Then Tom throws better

GenIke said:

Awwww come on guys, just deflate that baseball a little bit and let him try again. I'm sure he would rope it right in there.

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How many concussions have you had?

GenIke said:

Then Tom throws better

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Good one.