Funny things you've overheard about beer
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tennesseean_87
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WilliamSlayer
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Wow..... just.... wow.
WilliamSlayer
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Wow..... just.... wow.
I went to the local liquor store that has the best selection of craft beer in town and talked to the person in charge of the beer. I told him that the four bottles of Stone Ruination IIPA they had were TEN months past their drink by date, and he said, "That's okay, Stone beers are good for a while on the shelf, the date doesn't really mean they're bad." Three months later, those same bottles are still on the shelf. Time to start looking for a new beer store.
drainbamage
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One of my local stores (which actually does really well otherwise) leaves out a display of past-due Enjoy By IPAs on clearance with a tag "ENJOY ANYTIME!"
Shockingly enough, they never seem to sell any either.
Cheesy_Goodness
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So does that mean this is the biggest white whale beer in existence?
Wow, that's nuts. What will they come up with next?
Vamptrump
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You just made me groan so loud at work that I got looks.
No Sh*t?
joe_four_strings
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Speaking of nuts and beer, have you seen this?
http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer
http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/drink/new-zealand-pub-has-created-stag-semen-beer
Sorry, I just thought that article was bollocks. Now, I'm off to eat my sack lunch. I got eggs today! Balls!
drainbamage
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Psylocide
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Oh, quit your bawling and grow a pair already.
Oh I see what you horsejizz there.
(not sure if I'm doing it right)
Just do whatever until Vamptrump groans apparently. Testicles.
Well Nards. How many nuts references are needed in one post to crack Vamps huevos? That would be a real kick in the testies.
drainbamage
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It takes cojones, I'll tell you that.
Cheesy_Goodness
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This thread can be funny! All it took was a beer containing **** and testicles.
If I could get this tattooed today I would.
If I could get this tattooed today I would.
I don't want to start anything, but...
I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.
I've been seeing these "Macro we stand" banner ads from Budweiser and can't be arsed to track it down. Any body know what's up with the slogan? It has the potential to be something funny I heard about beer.
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Obviously it's due to the backlash from their ******* craft beer-bashing commercial.
They are on TV as well. "Beechwood Strong" was another great tagline.
WilliamSlayer
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I saw this commercial on TV today as well! Just too funny, I had to shake my head and laugh at work. Just another amazing example of how Budweisers advertising army can turn ANYTHING on its head and make it a positive for the brewery!
lowtones84
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Oh no, they're out craft-beering American Craft Beer! Cue the bald eagle penis ale dry hopped with AR-15 rounds!
Black Island Brewer
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Overheard? Not exactly. Funny? Depends.
I donated a BIAB brewing class for a school fundraiser, that included the class and the two cases of beer it would produce. As I was firming up plans with the winner and helping them figure out what they wanted to brew, their answer (because they had read through my homebrewery's Facebook page): raspberry skeeter pee. Sigh.
I donated a BIAB brewing class for a school fundraiser, that included the class and the two cases of beer it would produce. As I was firming up plans with the winner and helping them figure out what they wanted to brew, their answer (because they had read through my homebrewery's Facebook page): raspberry skeeter pee. Sigh.
andrewmaixner
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Stop tempting us... (use Barnes copper solids, don't want any lead leaching into it.
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Kirkwooder
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You'll have to make that bald eagle testical ale, as birds don't have a penis.
TheCADJockey
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Hamaki
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A seagull almost got mine once.
drainbamage
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I feel like there's a great story here, and you're holding back on us...
lowtones84
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I just got "Well, actyually" 'ed on a hypothetical eagle penis beer! Who said this thread isn't great?
Thanks for the clarification though, I suppose a penis wouldn't be very aerodynamic.
dlaramie08
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I thought birds had penises? I remember seeing some article on the evolution of duck penis.
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketsc...ses-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/
Don't ask me how I know this ...
http://scienceblogs.com/notrocketsc...ses-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles/
Don't ask me how I know this ...
3% of birds do have a phallus. The other 97% don't: http://www.the-scientist.com/?articles.view/articleNo/35898/title/Why-Many-Birds-Don-t-Have-Penises/
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But do camels have balls? That's what I wanna know ..
fuzzy2133
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Um yea...
TheCADJockey
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You just answered your own question...fetishists!
I really wanted it to be better than that. Like they thought 'macro' was hipster for cool or something.
Reminded me of a fellow I met in college. He was from India (I think) and his roommate convinced him that everyone in America had a nickname, and his was to be Handjob. He walked through the dorm introducing himself to people with this huge smile on his face. "Hello! I am Handjob!" He was so proud of his American name.
