My wife and I had lunch at a pizza place/microbrewery this weekend. I asked what they had on tap and the waiter rattled off the usual BMCs and then he mentioned an IPA. I asked what IPA it was. His response, "just a regular one". My wife looked at me like "oh boy, here we go" but I just let him finish his draft list and ordered the "regular IPA".
Seconds later the waiter came back to inform me that they were out of the IPA. My wife asked if they had any in bottles. He shuffled off and came back with "we have Flat Tire, that's an IPA". I politely told him that it's an amber ale, but he didn't care. He then suggested one of their house brews which was described to me as an "oatmeal beer... or ale, maybe... I don't know, the guy just started brewing it last week." At this point my wife is just staring at me shaking her head just wanted him to stop talking. So I just went with the oatmeal stout.
In the midst of all of this, my wife had ordered a Summer Shandy. So the waiter comes back with my Oatmeal Stout and a Blue Moon for my wife. She didn't even bother trying to get the right beer. Then I tried the oatmeal stout. I don't know where they put the oatmeal, but it must not have been in the mash. That beer had about as much body as bud light and tasted like watered down Guinness.
I know that some of you are going to say "you should have educated him" and I tried a little bit. But believe me, this kid need remedial beer lessons!
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