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Apparently the copy writer was sampling the pleasant boozy smoothness of it while writing. (And it should be "pleasantly smoothly.")
Funny things you've overheard about beer
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Apparently the copy writer was sampling the pleasant boozy smoothness of it while writing. (And it should be "pleasantly smoothly.")
Futurama? Or The Walking Dead?
Speaking of zombies, a la world war z, zombies won't attack sick people. Maybe chronic alcoholism could save us from the zombie apocalypse?
DOOOH! :smack:
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GrogNerd
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is Ireland really the best place for an alcohol-averse sea monster to attack?
roastquake
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He never stood a chance! Now if he has any cousins around Saudi Arabia...
cpl-america
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Actually they are in the top ten lowest crime rates in the world. So they would never see it coming.
Then again the cops don't have much to do, so maybe they will react quickly.
But all the pubs shut half eleven, so if it is after midnight, no-one would know.
cpl-america
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Actually they are in the top ten lowest crime rates in the world. So they would never see it coming.
Then again the cops don't have much to do, so maybe they will react quickly.
But all the pubs shut half eleven, so if it is after midnight, no-one would know.
roastquake
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Hey don't ruin the stereotype, I feel like a kid who was just told santa isn't real
Dublin post. Oops, i mean double post.
GrogNerd
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Santy Claus is too real. roast just said "like a kid who was just told santa isn't real" Someone was being a jerk to the kid.
GrogNerd
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Now about the Tooth Fairy...
fuzzy2133
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Yes the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy are very good "friends".
Due to budget cuts, he is that creepy unwashed homeless guy off of the street who eyeballs you like he knows something you don't. And he does. They tried to make Cupid pull double duty but you know how unions can be.
I thought cupid was working overtime as the stork?
cpl-america
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Which stereo type? That they are lucky?
PoorInRain
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One of you t(r)echies should Photoshop Koch's face on Captain Kirk's body.
That explains why kids these days are so dumb. Cupid has butterfingers.skitter said:
[edit: and by kids I mean early twentysomethings]
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although if I were more true to my nerdy side, it wouldnt be trekkie.......
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finsfan said:Hey dont throw us all under the bus. Maybe its an East Coast thing
Was that a stab at New York?!?!?!
Haha. I was trying to defend my peers as a whole but also be honest about myself! I hope the slight stupidity i suffer from is localized completely within me and no one else suffers.
Was that a stab at New York?!?!?!
Haha. I was trying to defend my peers as a whole but also be honest about myself! I hope the slight stupidity i suffer from is localized completely within me and no one else suffers.
Nope, its not the agre range. It appears to span all age ranges. I think it is something in the water. Maybe hops or unfiltered yeast neutralize it or something
VT-NAV
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Well, actually (oh yeah, I went there!) of 118 countries, Ireland has the 54th largest crime rate.
http://www.numbeo.com/crime/rankings_by_country.jsp
Ireland is also ranked 15th in the world for alcohol consumption per capita.
cpl-america
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Ireland, or republic of Ireland, actually completely different countries.
cpl-america
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http://www.elist10.com/top-10-countries-lowest-recorded-crime-rate/ based on murder, and violent crime, not petty crime.
Tombstone0
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He's in technicolor!
He's 4D!
If he was a BMC beer he'd be quadruple hopped!
He's just Too Real!
fuzzy2133
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You are still alive so you are only half stupid.
In all seriousness shortly after I turned 32 I looked back at what I used to do in my 20's and really wondered how I never got seriously hurt or stranded out off the beaten track.
fuzzy2133 said:You are still alive so you are only half stupid.
In all seriousness shortly after I turned 32 I looked back at what I used to do in my 20's and really wondered how I never got seriously hurt or stranded out off the beaten track.
There's a bit of a work ethic thing I've encountered with folks who had helicopter parents and never had to be self sufficient growing up. Leaves a giant opportunity (and way too much work) for the folks who are motivated.
Thankfully most of the motivated folks make damn good beer! (See what I did there)?
VT-NAV
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Well if Elist10.com says it's true then it must be.
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Uh... Bonjour
So your beer tastes like ass?
J/k man, don't know you well enough to validate that comment
