The point of it is to taste it and try to recreate it yourself. There are competitions around the country to see who's the closest.
Funny things you've overheard about beer
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The point of it is to taste it and try to recreate it yourself. There are competitions around the country to see who's the closest.
That's pretty cool actually. Not funny, but still beats 99% of the posts on here.
I'm 1% of the posts? I'm a real brewer!
Maybe 99% of the 1%. Leave some scraps for the rest of us.
Oh we all know you used to brew the freshest IPAs before the days of the stouts. You're definitely a real brewer. Unfortunately (for all of us, really), that doesn't make you the funniest of brewers.
you must have misquoted me wrong.
mesooohoppy
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Co worker brews as well. He told me this past weekend he made some macaroni and cheese for his son. Near the end, his son asked 'so, when do we pitch the yeast?'.
Start then young, start them right.
Start then young, start them right.
Nope.
what a weird one.
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
I know you're not new here...
Weird Al???
Ok, fine. God. Billy is in fact the funniest. You guys win. I give up! Stop ganging up on me!
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
that's awful nice of you to say, but I'm not the funniest poster here. thank you for your consideration though!
Wazzup, bitches?
Cheers!
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Cheers!
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A coworker who tried Rickards Red last night "man that stuff fills you up! I asked the guy what it was like and he said like a meal. I had to switch beers after a few I was getting full".
Good guy, just not a beer drinker lol.
Good guy, just not a beer drinker lol.
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lol must have been young to just discern that it might have been good later...i bet it's hanging around someone else fridge lol
"Funniest HBT poster" sounds like debate forum material anyway.
True. Who would you nominate?
kombat
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"Funniest HBT poster" sounds like debate forum material anyway.
Or some kind of sad distinction, like "Handsomest Magic The Gathering Player," or "Most Athletic Computer Programmer," or "Smartest Kardashian."
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
Ha, true. There's a woman at my office who brags about being so much cooler than the rest of us nerdy engineers
to which I reply, "bragging about being the coolest engineer is like bragging about being the skinniest kid at fat camp."
hunter_le five
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I nominate @TheGothJockey.
ThatVideoKid
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"I think I'm going to age some Heady"
WilliamSlayer
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A: that's funny
B: now, take that statement back or I have to take the Heady Topper away from you....
;-)
TheCADJockey
ALL YOUR BASE
ThatVideoKid
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Unfortunately my uncle was serious about this. He thought all good beer gets better with age. I don't think I got through to him.
They went through all that trouble and got the 2-color border wrong. Plus, no sorcery is gonna have split-second tacked onto it
Wow... And I thought I was the only MTG fan who was thinking that... Though the only two color cards I ever decked were bayous, tropical islands, and underground seas until a friend dragged me back in a few years ago.
Nothing like the faces of young players when you drop a mox or lotus first turn. I've had players ask "can I touch your lotus"... Haha
Ok enough geeking out... Back to brew-reading.
Oh you havent been over to meet friendly friends have you?
Wiscohio_brewer
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One of my friends compares every dark beer to Guinness. "It's like a heavier version of Guinness." "It's a sweeter version of Guinness." "It's a more bitter version of Guinness." It drives me crazy.
drainbamage
Keep HBT weird.
Yeah, didn't you know Guinness is the benchmark by which all non-BMC beers are judged?
kombat
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All that, plus - is it a sorcery or is it a creature? Sorceries don't have power and toughness.
What the blazes are you dorks even talking about?
What got the card industry through the 2000s after everyone stopped watching baseball. I can't say much though
I had a collection of first edition dnd books back in the 90s that I found in New Orleans at a tiny books store under a pile of junk.
Until I let a "friend" "borrow" them, that is. Never saw them again.
Anyway, back to beer.
Careful. Its addicting. I am entirely incapable of speaking to people without layering snarky sarcastic nonsense on top of it now
Oh god, how did I not catch that??? I am dissapoint...In myself. Actually havent played in years, just go through feverish deck building phases
Pretty sure any creature with 0 toughness, whether a result from summoning without any +1/+1 counters or something, or some effect that subtracts from it, dies as soon as all effects have resolved. Yeah that dude is toast as soon as he hits the field
1977Brewer
Free Dan Hess.
Yea it does. It would be DOA when it hits the field. But the sorcery doesn't hit the field it just lays on the stack.
