HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

dataz722 · Feb 3, 2009

Revvy said:
I woulda quoted it myself, but that's kinda ****** baggy...

But it looks like a good excuse to change my sigline.

I think it does belong in there

Madman · Feb 3, 2009

Wow, I work in IT, so this is probably the best thing I'll accomplish today!

Thanks, guys! :mug:

Revvy · Feb 3, 2009

Madman said:
Wow, I work in IT, so this is probably the best thing I'll accomplish today!

Thanks, guys!

I'm sure you accompolish a lot in your job...the world runs on your back...

You are the true saints of this world having to deal with all the "are my compooter broken?" questions...and waay stupid operator errors.

GroovePuppy · Feb 6, 2009

jmulligan said:
Awesome! Glad to see that common sense prevailed and that your company did not give in to a couple of insecure wanks.

For the record, mine are never insecure!

ohiobrewtus · Feb 6, 2009

Revvy said:
+1 one on the quantum paradox of going both ways.

ten characters

Revvy · Feb 7, 2009

dataz722 said:
im drunk wife is drunk and thoeweing up so i just wanted to say hey what the ****s up!

LOLZ!

ChshreCat · Feb 7, 2009

homebrewer99 said:
Did you ever have a case of the farts in a crowd and let them go because you knew the music was loud enough to drown out the sound only to realize you were listening to your iPod? s

Will my iPod cover the smell too?

DeathBrewer · Feb 8, 2009

Zul'jin said:
I ownder is he gay? I don't wonder for me. I just wonder. He look more like a girl now than a dude. An ugly girl but they still loook like girls. Except some of them. There is this oreiental girl at work who looks like a dude. Just like a dude but with bewbs. Not man boobs. I can tell. Ther eis a difference you know? I know. I mean not from expierience I just know form expierience with girl bewbs. and lady bewbs. I'm a little to ols for girl bewbs now by the law so don't think i'm all weird like that. But don't think im going to babysit your kids either.

No worries here, bro.

MoRoToRiUm · Feb 9, 2009

madewithchicken said:
"Come here Joe you know you want to have a good time. We may be a little too young for you but you know you want to tap that. Come on, please. I feel great going down and no one has to know about it"

Call me Joe... Wait no WTF am I doing!?!?

Revvy · Feb 9, 2009

YooperBrew said:
By the way, that is one gorgeous dog. Almost as cute as mine. And mine doesn't eat weird things. Except for deer poop. And pebbles.

My only question. How does Bam Bam feel about that? Is he jealous or does he get off watching?

Sorry...

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Feb 17, 2009

This was just hilarious from Madman!

_____________________________________________

This from the guy who just sent me the following PM:

Quote:
Dear Joe,

If I don't get a post count of 1500 by this weekend, I'm throwing out all of my Barbies.

PS: I like men.

-Mike

dataz722 · Feb 17, 2009

I'll give his drunk ass credit that was pretty funny.

Madman · Feb 17, 2009

Well, happy to entertain!

And, that makes two in Memorable Quotes thread for me!

zac · Feb 22, 2009

bumpity bump bump.

EvilTOJ · Feb 23, 2009

david_42 said:
only the $500,000 strippers can handle the load.

David you studmuffin you!

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible · Feb 25, 2009

Yoop, I'm glad to see that you are getting plenty of fibre from your hops.....But crapping in your fermenter is just plain wrong!!

YooperBrew said:
I rarely strain (unless I've used tons of hops) and dump it all into the fermenter.

Madman · Feb 26, 2009

Revvy said:
I was just about to post the link to the "instant Rimshot" but suddenly I thought RIMMING would not be an appropriate thing to bring to the table at this time.

Is rimming ever an appropriate thing to bring to the table?

Madman · Feb 26, 2009

I was going to mine the thread, but they've been deleted...

Including my mangina insult

BierMuncher · Feb 26, 2009

The original OT posts have been deleted as well as quotes or other "soft" references.

Get on with it please.

McKBrew · Feb 26, 2009

I thought we normally didn't delete off topic posts in the Drunken Ramblings forum?

Parker36 · Feb 26, 2009

McKBrew said:
I thought we normally didn't delete off topic posts in the Drunken Ramblings forum?

Ya, I don't understand why my wishing aloud that somebody had quoted me in here got deleted, but I guess there has to be some reason.

TexLaw · Feb 27, 2009

I'm raaaaambling. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Now, don't tell me that ain't memorable.

TL

EvilTOJ · Feb 27, 2009

What BM's trying to say is keep your post whoring confined to the appropriate threads please. We don't need every thread to degenerate into "Dammit! I am in charge, you little ****ers!" blather.

TexLaw said:
I'm raaaaambling. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Now, don't tell me that ain't memorable.

TL

Quoting this so you can't change it later.

Bob · Feb 27, 2009

llazy llama said:
Had I been able to combine the three into an epiphany beer-woman-waffle experience, I would likely have overdosed on pure liquid awesome, and died.

Context is key. I'm not giving it to y'all.

Boerderij_Kabouter · Feb 27, 2009

Laughing_Gnome_Invisible said:
I don't open any emails that can't make my penis bigger.

................

Seabee John · Feb 27, 2009

jmendez29 said:
Mom was right. Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Where's my beer. I know I left it around here somewhere.....

10 char...............

Madman · Mar 4, 2009

Nurmey said:
Sweet! I thought my brew Praying Mantis was cool but I think your cock beats the bugs. Did you toss him some grains?

Not what I'd use mine for, but at least he's using it.

Madman · Mar 4, 2009

BierMuncher said:
BMC factories, craft breweries and homebrewers may have some in-fighting about beer...but...

Just remember that the real enemy here are those wine drinking pussies.

Good day for quotes

dataz722 · Mar 4, 2009

Madman said:
I would never enjoy a woman calling me a clitoris, no matter how hot she is.

I did not edit that at all!

Seabee John · Mar 4, 2009

Definitely_NOT_dataz722 said:
I did not edit that at all!

it's true it's true

Madman · Mar 4, 2009

Which makes three

Seabee John · Mar 4, 2009

HBHoss said:
No... the purple snotted ass I have has never left the pasture.

quite the image huh?

webnmar · Mar 5, 2009

EvilTOJ said:
See, glad it was a simple fix. Well, not for the depressed loser part, he's still that.

I keed, I keed!

EvilTOJ just posted this on another thread. I have to say, this is a great quote, and I expect that I might use this myself.

shecky · Mar 5, 2009

zac said:
you get a 6 incher here, and you got something to be proud of.

I'm not sure there was a context.

zac · Mar 5, 2009

that was taken out of context the great grammer meister

zac · Mar 5, 2009

I enjoy a big ass.

This is from Shceky, talking about eschatz

Madman · Mar 5, 2009

zac said:
I enjoy a big ass.

This is from Shceky, talking about eschatz

This may also be out of context

Madman · Mar 5, 2009

Definitely_NOT_dataz722 said:
err I mean no I didnt sneak any pictures of her bending over getting my tubing out.

And it means exactly what it implies.

dataz722 · Mar 5, 2009

Bedlam said:
truth be told, I'm dying to get a look at the real-life Revvy. There's just something there I want to get a peek at. No reason why. I just do.

and what part might that be.

zac · Mar 5, 2009

SO?
10 char

HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

Help Support Homebrew Talk - Beer, Wine, Mead, & Cider Brewing Discussion Forum:

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

Well-Known Member

Maniacally Malty

Well-Known Member

Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Thread Killer

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

...My Junk is Ugly...

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Here's Lookin' Atcha!

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Swing the BIG hammer

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Swing the BIG hammer

Well-Known Member

Swing the BIG hammer

Well-Known Member

Just an old guy

Thread Killer

Thread Killer

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Thread Killer

Similar threads

Join the conversation!

Join today and get all the highlights of this community direct to your inbox. It's FREE!