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I put this together thinking this might to fun to analyze the brewery management.
If SWMBO was a beer what would you be drinking at home? Hmmm....
My SWMBO is an India Pale Ale served in a tumbler poured from a 12oz bottle.
The Beer:
Hair Color : (Beer Color)
Body Stature or Build: (Light vs Full Body)
Personality: (Hoppy vs Malty)
Style Help: http://www.bjcp.org/styles04/
Serving Method:
Overall Height & Stature: (Glass Type )
Patience for your HB addiction: (Bottled vs Draft)
Possible Examples:
If SWMBO was a beer what would you be drinking at home? Hmmm....
My SWMBO is an India Pale Ale served in a tumbler poured from a 12oz bottle.
The Beer:
Hair Color : (Beer Color)
Bleach Blonde: Pale Gold
Blonde: Gold
Dirty Blonde: Orange-Amber
Red head: Red
Brown: Brown
Black: Black
Gray: Whatever it used to be (reloop)
Bald: Whatever its supposed to be (reloop)
Blonde: Gold
Dirty Blonde: Orange-Amber
Red head: Red
Brown: Brown
Black: Black
Gray: Whatever it used to be (reloop)
Bald: Whatever its supposed to be (reloop)
Body Stature or Build: (Light vs Full Body)
Thin Build: Light Body
Medium Build: Medium Body
Large Build: Full Body
Medium Build: Medium Body
Large Build: Full Body
Personality: (Hoppy vs Malty)
Outgoing: Hoppy
Reserved: Malty
Both: Fruity
Somewhere in between: Balanced
Reserved: Malty
Both: Fruity
Somewhere in between: Balanced
Style Help: http://www.bjcp.org/styles04/
Serving Method:
Overall Height & Stature: (Glass Type )
Short: Small Pils or Kolsh Glass, 8oz Tumbler, Brandy Snifter...
Medium: 12oz Mug, Tumbler (Small Pint), Pilsner Glass, Goblet, Stemmed Chalice...
Tall: 22oz Pilsner, Hefeweizen, Pint, Dimpled Mug, Liter Mug, Large Stein...
Really Tall: Yard...
Medium: 12oz Mug, Tumbler (Small Pint), Pilsner Glass, Goblet, Stemmed Chalice...
Tall: 22oz Pilsner, Hefeweizen, Pint, Dimpled Mug, Liter Mug, Large Stein...
Really Tall: Yard...
Patience for your HB addiction: (Bottled vs Draft)
Annoyed by it: 6oz Bottle
Depends on the mood: 12oz Bottle
Ok with it: 22oz Bottle, Growler, or Mini-keg
Loves it : On Tap
Depends on the mood: 12oz Bottle
Ok with it: 22oz Bottle, Growler, or Mini-keg
Loves it : On Tap
Possible Examples:
Gwyneth Paltrow:
- American Pale Ale - served in a small pils glass (from a 12oz bottle.)
Oprah Winfry:
- Russian Imperial Stout, served in a pint (on tap.)
Rose O'Donnell
- Dusseldorf Altbier served in a large stein (from a 22oz bottle.)
- American Pale Ale - served in a small pils glass (from a 12oz bottle.)
Oprah Winfry:
- Russian Imperial Stout, served in a pint (on tap.)
Rose O'Donnell
- Dusseldorf Altbier served in a large stein (from a 22oz bottle.)