brandonman
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Or perhaps in the act itself?
Or both.
Or perhaps in the act itself?
http://allaboutbeer.com/review/fenrir-tadreyktur-ipa-nr-26/ not planning on trying this anytime soon!
It's funny because that was how I caught on to Shock Top too. I was at a friends summer party, grabbed the 'craftiest' looking beer in his cooler and started reading....
Was totaly fooled till I looked to see where it was from - 'Brewed in St. Louis MO.'.... wtf? Wait... really? (That creeping sense of doom as I see the Screw Top...)
Taste...
Sigh.
Well, it's better than the BL sitting next to it in the cooler.
How do you think they got the idea for those elaborately shaped mash paddles? http://avenar.deviantart.com/art/The-Truth-About-Crop-Circles-147539137
"I have a love affair with brewing. But no one believes me until they catch me with my d!ck in the mash."
The new meaning of cock ale, or is it the old meaning?
no, there are 10 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.
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Not about beer... but half of this thread isn't either so...
We went out to dinner with some friends and unexpectedly ran into some old friends of theirs who invited us to sit with them. I am introduced as a beer maker which gets the new friends talking about ANOTHER friend of theirs who makes wine and gives them a bottle every year. They say it is the worst stuff they have ever had, with loads of floaties in it but they always give him back positive comments when asked. Well, they should have been more honest because the friend just spent his life savings buying a vineyard!
Oof, poor guy. But then again he should have done a lot more research before buying anything.
I wonder if the people rating his floaty wine are qualified to rate any wine first off, second I wonder if he has entered any contests that would give him a more honest opinion of his creations. Nice thing about owning a Vineyard is that even if you do suck at making wine you can still grow the grapes and sell them to someone who knows what to do with them. This does not mean that he will have enough sense to do so but the opportunity is there.
Last I looked established vineyards are extremely pricey real estate. Depending on variety, quality & yield, wine grapes can gross many thousands of $ per acre but there are a lot of overhead costs, particularly if you need to hire someone who knows the business to advise or manage things for you.
I wonder if the people rating his floaty wine are qualified to rate any wine first off, second I wonder if he has entered any contests that would give him a more honest opinion of his creations. Nice thing about owning a Vineyard is that even if you do suck at making wine you can still grow the grapes and sell them to someone who knows what to do with them. This does not mean that he will have enough sense to do so but the opportunity is there.
It's amusing how many people are convinced that drinking Heineken or Stella makes them informed, discerning drinkers.
I went on a brewery tour with some people I play a game with, so a couple there were not nearly as into the beer as some of us, which is fine. The wife of the couple asks me what a porter is, and I shared a couple characteristics of a porter and compare to a stout, which I think may be more familiar. Her husband jumps in: "I love stouts! My favorite beers are Heineken, Stella, etc, etc... Guinness." I had know idea where he was going with that until he said Guinness.
all of us that don't like BMC and/or their Lights are nothing more than self absorbed a-holes and snobs.
now that we got that out of the way: about 7 years ago I was brewing a batch while my in-laws were visiting. I was explaining everything I was doing while I was doing it. came time to sanitize my carboy, so I made a solution with iodaphor.
my MIL asks, "Is that the beer?"
me: "No. This is the sanitizing solution."
MIL: "Is it ready to drink?"
me: "No. This is the sanitizing solution."
MIL: "That looks dark. I don't like dark beers."
my in-laws idea of dark beer is "Bud Heavy"
But that is still highly dependent on if his grapes are good enough. My dad has started his own little vineyard on his lot and it is a lot of details.
On a flight from Palm Beach last week, I'm sitting next to this chick, and she's putting away the vodka-sodas pretty good. Finally, toward the end of the flight, notwithstanding my best "I'm really reading here" pose with my kindle, I get lured into a conversation with her. Musta been the comment she made about my beer selection, a Brooklyn Lager (the best of a small selection, and not bad at all).
So she says "That's a really good beer", and I agree and we have a brief discussion about beer where she does all the talking and all I can squeeze in is a few nods. Then she comes out with "I'm a beer connoisseur". And I say, "Really? What kind of beers do you like?". And she says "Oh, Shocktop, Blue Moon, uh, and others". I nodded and smiled. Just could not think of a single {nice} thing to say after that.
I'm such a beer snob now. Oh, well, I guess there are worse fates.
My 5-year old niece after I explained my process for making beer:
"If that's all beer is, why does everyone say it's so bad for you? "
...I don't think she's after anything but my beer.
that's not funny. that's simplistically beautiful. we need a 5 y/o president.
My son and a friend of his (also a Marine but reserve) were visiting today and they were taking me to all my Dr appointments. He is currently in college studying ag science etc said the are currently studying hops and grapes. His family farm is currently producing corn and beans and they are starting to do research on changing the crop to something else because the farm no longer produces the income to support the growing family. I just thought that it was odd that this conversation came up at the same time as this thread and I haven't seen the kid in almost a year and he brought it up because he knows that I brew and was wondering how well hops would grow in the Midwest (Nebraska ). I told him that he was jumping the gun and that he would have to do a lot more research and finish school before he was ready to start a hop farm in the middle of corn country.
Seriously, when you're good homebrewer, is there anything else???
Yes.
And with one word, Melana made several dozen grown ass men giggle and blush...
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