Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

Cape Brewing said:

Could be a solid lacto source...

I gotta find a link to the brewery who actually did that (went straight to the source)

Edit: Found it.... It's called "Bottled Instinct".

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Sour ale containing femininity, sensuality, charm, passion, sexuality by using vaginal lactobacillus bacteria in the brewing process.

Ingredients: water, malt (Pilsner, Munich, caramel, roasted), hops (Czech Kazbek, America cascade), wooden chips, yeasts, lactobacillus acidophilus

Unfiltered, pasteurized

Temperature of serving: 8-13 C / 46-55 F

man. you people are freakin' weird.

So what else is new?

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Was just coming to the thread to post the exact same topic.... You beat me by twenty min.

Unreal

HoppyDaze said:

Rogue Brewery thinks they're cute with a beer on their menu "brewed with the yeast of the brewers beard". Never seen someone order this...but I'd order Giselle panty lambic.

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You should use one of your 200 pair of Russell Wilson's panties. Just take one out of your display case and use it. You can always put it back afterwards.

paulthenurse said:

You should use one of your 200 pair of Russell Wilson's panties. Just take one out of your display case and use it. You can always put it back afterwards.

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don't quit your day job... or maybe you don't have one seeing that you're trying to sell your daughter on the internet.

HoppyDaze said:

don't quit your day job... or maybe you don't have on seeing that you're trying to sell your daughter on the internet.

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still no takers

He finish that pizza oven yet?

I'm hearing reports that Tom Brady is starting to show signs of age. Accuracy and mobility are even worse than normal.

You're listening to the voices in your head again...

Cheers! (Stop doing that! :cross

This backup qb Brady looks pretty good.

He can throw a pretty pass

Quiet girls. The Packers are on.

They can still field team after all the PED cheating??

Cape Brewing said:

They can still field team after all the PED cheating??

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Uppitily obsessed.

4 games! Hahahahhahahaha!

Is that what Matthews and Peppers got? I try not to pay attention to teams full of cheaters.

6-10 weeks for Romo. What a shame

That didnt look good. Especially with his previous injury. Initially I heard he was fine. Fractured vertebra? Ouch.

Ha!

On the coffee ... ... shart, wrong thread...

Coffee makes you shart?

Not sure who takes more shots from behind, Romo or Rogers

Ahhhhh. I get that joke!!

That's funny

How many of you think Kaepernick is now a *********?

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This Marine can....

And he has no GD legs.

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Some sarcasm...

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White's a color you know. Damn the man!

Pretty sure his ********* Train left the station at least a year or two ago.
Too many hits to the head, I reckon.

btw, does he actually have a job these days? Or is he riding pine?

Cheers!

Schlenkerla said:

How many of you think Kaepernick is now a *********?

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He is the ultimate d bag- he was an arrogant cocky a hole before but he has found away to take it to another level. It's kinda sad when washed up one hit wonders try to get back into the spot light because they are no longer relevant.

Look at this white guy oppressing poor Kap!!

wobrien said:

Not sure who takes more shots from behind, Romo or Rogers

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something something Jeff Garcia something

I thank God that the Broncos didn't sign that A hole. As a veteran I am offended by his actions. I wonder if the idiot knows how many thousands of Americans died defending his right to disrespect this great country? We are not perfect and we have things we need to fix but by God I love the USA. I hope this clown never succeeds again in the NFL.

day_trippr said:

Pretty sure his ********* Train left the station at least a year or two ago.
Too many hits to the head, I reckon.

btw, does he actually have a job these days? Or is he riding pine?

Cheers!

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Riding pine i believe, trying to beat out a rookie.

GenIke said:

Look at this white guy oppressing poor Kap!!

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Well, looks like he getting it packed by a packer.

Too bad worms don't have iPhones to record his smile of satisfaction.

For that matter, too bad worms don't have iPhones to record both their satisfied smiles.

I just may have to go to Houston if there's a re-match.

Strange seeing Dallas still at 12/1 in NFC after Romo. Edit, at 12/1 not still

HoppyDaze said:

I just may have to go to Houston if there's a re-match.[...]

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That would be awesome!

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaEsvO0vyyg[/ame]

Cheers!

The screen saver on my laptop is just a series of several screen grabs from that video.

It never, ever gets old

I still can't decide if I like the ones with Pat fans celebrating in the face of Seahawk fans' misery, or if the ones that are just pure, unadulterated Seattle misery are better...

That said, I have to admit that last kid's reaction was almost exactly mine in 2007...