Duckfoot
Well-Known Member
Or stab a puppy in the eye with a soldering iron....
F*cking drama in my boot camp class... Stupid crap... I am however ready to fight tooth and nail over it...
Then after dealing with that bullsh*t, the stupid soccer mom / dumb ***** in front of me in Kroger rang up, I sh*t you not, a $707 bill... After the Kroger Plus card, it was only $652...
That is however not the issue...
The manager told her about the "Free Leftover Easter Sh*t" basket in the next aisle... So she meanders over there with her tricycle motor and proceeds to spend the next 5 minutes pillaging the cart like a Somali pirate on a cargo ship... After the third time the cashier tries to get her to pay, I let out a loud whistle and she finally saunters over to pay...
Well she gets to the pin-pad and asks AGAIN how to enter her K.P. ID without the card... Then her credit card won't go through... Then she points out "Oh you've all been waiting on me?"
NO YOU STUPID C*NT!! I ENJOY STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT AISLE, WITH MY THUMB IN MY ASS AT 9PM AFTER A SH*TTY DAY AT WORK, A SH*TTY HOUR AND A HALF WORKOUT, WHILE SOME SELFISH WHORE PILFERS FOR FREE SH*T AFTER RACKING UP A GROCERY BILL THAT COSTS MORE THAN HALF MY MORTGAGE!!!
I hope she dies in a fire tomorrow....
F*cking drama in my boot camp class... Stupid crap... I am however ready to fight tooth and nail over it...
Then after dealing with that bullsh*t, the stupid soccer mom / dumb ***** in front of me in Kroger rang up, I sh*t you not, a $707 bill... After the Kroger Plus card, it was only $652...
That is however not the issue...
The manager told her about the "Free Leftover Easter Sh*t" basket in the next aisle... So she meanders over there with her tricycle motor and proceeds to spend the next 5 minutes pillaging the cart like a Somali pirate on a cargo ship... After the third time the cashier tries to get her to pay, I let out a loud whistle and she finally saunters over to pay...
Well she gets to the pin-pad and asks AGAIN how to enter her K.P. ID without the card... Then her credit card won't go through... Then she points out "Oh you've all been waiting on me?"
NO YOU STUPID C*NT!! I ENJOY STANDING IN THE CHECKOUT AISLE, WITH MY THUMB IN MY ASS AT 9PM AFTER A SH*TTY DAY AT WORK, A SH*TTY HOUR AND A HALF WORKOUT, WHILE SOME SELFISH WHORE PILFERS FOR FREE SH*T AFTER RACKING UP A GROCERY BILL THAT COSTS MORE THAN HALF MY MORTGAGE!!!
I hope she dies in a fire tomorrow....