cheezydemon3
Well-Known Member
How often, and for how many times do you re-use a bear?
Do you mean that your dog wants to chew on gnomes, or has a mis-placed sexual attraction to the little buggars?
Interesting either way.
Brew Faries have ever been the gift that keeps giving by keeping gnomes at bay for relatively little cost.
Based on the poll results, there doesn't seem to be much of a consensus in the community on this topic. Maybe Basic Brewing Radio needs to do an experiment to figure this out?
I'm still trying to get the bears and whales to play nice. One of them always seems to wind up floating tits-up in my fermenter. The gnomes and fairies can kiss the brownest part of my butt. Had an army of gnomes and veritable squadron of fairies try to take over my kegerator. Would have lost too if the keg hadn't already been kicked. Time to put out some S3ven dust and diatomaceous earth.
I woudd just be afraid of getting a fishy taste when baiting bears with salmon in the fermenter. And as for dry-turtling, Do you us the kind with four elephants balanced on its back bearing a large disc?
This thread
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/i-am-idiot-353511/index111.html
Has a lot about GIANT subterranian fermenters with whales and bears.
I think that the concensus was that the only place they contact each other is on a huge stretch of ice with a "breathing hole" in a pretty isolated place, where the whales are afraid to stray too far for fear of not finding another breathing hole, and the bears wait around the hole and pounce repeatedly until they wear one out.
Unless doing a lager5, that is waaaay too cold for fermentation if you have that much ice.
Did you document the fairy revolt?
I know I have a pic somewhere, but.....dammit!
Anyone know where the pic of gnomes dressed as faries is?
The First Peoples don't traditionally have much milk in their diet, so they're mostly lactose intolerant. They're going to need more than that 24 pack after 2 gallons of milk...
Besides, who ever heard of dry-walrusing? That's just silly. Now back to more serious stuff - Norelco or Gillette for the bear?
Oh, he's not for dry-walrusing. I just keep him around to ward off the gnomes and fairies. Apparently they hate marine mammals.....and bears. Stick a fat walrus in the fermenter and the gnomes and fairies avoid your beer like the plague.
I didn't have my phone at the ready when they ambushed me. I was too busy swatting and kicking anyway.
FYI - polar bears + orcas + beer = epic battle & ruined beer
I think I'm just going to recruit a walrus and call it quits. The western alaska natives that brew on the sly will sell me one for a 24pack of toilet paper and 2 gallons of milk.
Every freaking post in this thread is a work of art. Where are the judges????????
Laser beams, as I noted on page 352 of my dissertation, cause instantaneous scalding of the wort. WHY?????
A shot here and there to fend off gnomes would be imperceptible, but NO!!!!!!!! The bastardleywhales shoot off their lasers for their wives, for their girlfriends, for their schoolmates, for passing flocks of dolphins.....GODS DAMN IT!!!!! The fracking things turned my 830 billion gallons of pale ale into a gods damned STOUT!!!!!!!!!
They shoot them off at passing froth!!!!!!!!! Arrogant frackers....
Is it any wonder why a National Geographic crew went in with a handfull of baked potatoes, and all that came out was a pair of burnt rubbers??????(no laughing)
do NOT use bear pellets. always use whole bears. trust me on this one.
I wrap my carboy on tinfoil to prevent the gnomes from sexting the bears!