HBT Official Memorable Quotes Thread

Laughing_Gnome said:

I stand firm on that!
I am rock hard!!
I will be a pillar of my convictions!....A huge, long, hard firm pillar rising up above all that is beneath me. I will be a hard pillar almost throbbing with conviction until I am fit to burst forth and cover the face of wrongdoing with my conviction.

Well, I'll just sit this one out.

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Funny stuff...

GilaMinumBeer said:

Wait.You are willing to spend $1200.00 for another 10 Inches?

You say you already have a 32" down there, so whats wrong with it?

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From this thread.

Evan! said:

you've never been focked in the ass with a strapon by your ladyfriend? man, you haven't truly lived...

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Taken out of context this could be wow, just wow, wait a second even with the context this quote makes people say wow.

paulthenurse said:

I have a very highly developed bullshet-o-meter, when I read your posts it pings like a Gieger counter flying over Chernobyl.

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I'm old enough to remember Chernobyl!

When adding quotes to this thread, please consider the source. Do not bring material from the Member Area (behind the google wall) to this thread.

That includes the Debate Forum.

I just found THIS one!!

olllllo said:

When adding quotes to this thread, please conside the source. Do not bring material from the Member Area (behind the google wall) to this thread.

That includes the Debate Forum.

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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

eschatz said:

...he should have used an episode of the Golden Girls to get his nut off. That's what I do!

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Can we move this thread behind the google wall? Really...Some of the greatest **** happens around here in the "Grown ups" sections.

BigKahuna said:

Can we move this thread behind the google wall? Really...Some of the greatest **** happens around here in the "Grown ups" sections.

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Maybe we should just start a fight club one, that way we wouldn't be shutting out those people who haven't YET became members...

The thread could be moved, but that's a compromise.

I found a few examples, but we have no complaints yet.
I'm interested in making people aware of the potential problem and asking that you look after your brothers and sisters in brew.

For example, signatures cannot be put behind the google wall.

As for putting the DR&MM behind the wall, that's a technical and revenue question for the Admin.

olllllo said:

The thread could be moved, but that's a compromise.

I found a few examples, but we have no complaints yet.
I'm interested in making people aware of the potential problem and asking that you look after your brothers and sisters in brew.

For example, signatures cannot be put behind the google wall.

As for putting the DR&MM behind the wall, that's a technical and revenue question for the Admin.

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Hey, another idea....How 'bout before we quote anything from fightclub on here, we ask the op of the quote for permission?....Heck most of the time when I'm posting a quote I usally say in the thread where the quote is originating that I'm going to quote....meh, I don't know.

(ollllo, maybe you could move your, mine and BK's post out of this thread an into site support and suggestions, instead of in here, it's kinda wrecking the mood prolly for other people.

Matt Up North said:

When I first smelled it I got a touch or butt funk

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I love taking quotes out of context. I should get into politics!

Revvy said:

(ollllo, maybe you could move your, mine and BK's post out of this thread an into site support and suggestions, instead of in here, it's kinda wrecking the mood prolly for other people.

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This ain't it....but I feel a pretty good joke about You, Me, and OlllllO recking the mood.....Happens all the time I'm sure!

DAMN! I promised myself I wasn't going to quote Revvy any more.

Revvy said:

I betcha your batch of beer, that everything is fine and you just have N00bitus...The most common infection of all, a brain worm that causes new brewers to panic and think things are wrong when they really aren't...Trust me, I know...

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malkore said:

...it may taste great...it may taste like donkey taint.

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What crazy ideas will we come up with next?

Quote:
Originally Posted by YooperBrew
I have to admit, I like it in the can.

this is taken out of context. but, I couldn't resist

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f39/how-serve-home-brew-beer-79736/

bigjohnmilford said:

Quote:
Originally Posted by YooperBrew
I have to admit, I like it in the can.

this is taken out of context. but, I couldn't resist

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I now have a chubby. Thanks!

Laughing_Gnome said:

I now have a ragging chubby. Thanks!

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fixed that for ya.

olllllo said:

If you could pee at 40°, your problems in wort chilling would be over.

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I can't tell you how many times I wish I could pee at 40º.

I can get up to 120 degrees without twisting at the knees.

billtzk said:

I heard that these large Hardons could lead to black holes.

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!

lol nice typo there.


Here's one from an old thread...

Lil' Sparky said:

Mine is barely deformed where the nuts are snugged up on the bolt and where the hose clamp has been.

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Taken out of context, but still....

ChshreCat said:

Sometimes with a manly roar... sometimes with a girly squeal... depends on how big it is.

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ChshreCat said:

It was "that time" and my wife was in "the mood". Something really small and normally insignificant came up

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Sure there was more, but then it would be in context

This is not my editing, but I'm posting it anyways!

bearkluttz said:

....i feel quite certain you could convince SWMBO to ....do the wet t-shirt....in the coolest place she can find.

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mmm...out of context-ness

DeathBrewer said:

i'm usually in and out so fast, it wouldn't make a difference.

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lol, i know how to get the job done quickly and efficiently!

This was classic

EvilTOJ said:

Ha! Joke's on you guys (and Yooper). Everyone knows Snuffalupagus can only be seen by Big Bird.

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Kilgore_Trout said:

you're probably getting crack ho breast milk.

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Laughing_Gnome said:

I once had accidental sex for 19 cents. And that was in South Africa, when their cents were worth a lot less than in America.

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Chriso said:

I normally try to stay the upper road here, but I'm cranky and just kind of feel like venting.

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McKBrew said:

I'm a bit buzzed, so I can say this now. I like the booby milk.

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This is perfect!!!!

Coastarine said:

Sometimes I wonder if sitting at the computer in the same room as my bubbling fermenters is going to increase the amount of retarded in my head.

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Laughing_Gnome said:

I like the taste of Wood (do I need to rephrase that?)

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LOL

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orfy said:

I don't have space enough to breed and eat.

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Totally out of context, but it cracked me up. Ironically, he was talking about chickens, which can take it to the NEXT level of out of context......

jmulligan said:

my "unicorn" has a face like a foot and goes by the name of Sarah Jessica Parker

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Don't ask.

Bedlam said:

it was like a punch in the tongue. I like a good punch to the tongue every now and again.)

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That's a good southern woman right there, understands that sometimes a little force is needed to stop a woman's yappin.

Laughing_Gnome said:

My dad made beer, and it tasted like crap strained through a used tampon. I agree with you to an extent. We are obsessed with sanitation, but for a good reason. Eliminate all possibilty of infection at every opportunity. Making beer (or cider) is like sex. It feels good. Having sex with a hooker feels good too, but it causes less pain if you wear a condom.

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Laughing Gnome is one funny dude.

Here is one that is actually brewing related, has nothing to do with genitalia, or anal infractions, and makes no reference to ******.

Cakehole said:

Oh frack!! I just realized I am answering all the questions I asked when I began my journey... guess I am starting to leave the newb ranks ! !

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Revvy said:

(here's where BK edit's it for the memorable quote thread

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Revvy's such a modest seoul....and Kindof a perv.....

Revvy said:

it's "instant wood," and next thing I know my hand's in my pocket

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